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5feet.of.fury
Clash of Kings | George R R Martin
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Maester Luwin counsels Theon; he cannot hold Winterfell. Rodrik & Theon parlay, it goes poorly, he still wants to put his 17 men agains Rodriks 2000. He has Rodrik‘s daughter. A hostage will die ever dusk &dawn if the host doesn‘t retreat, starting with her. He knows they will attack, Luwin tries again, tells him to take the Black. As he considers, Reek returns with Bolton men. Reek reveals himself to be more powerful & crazy than he can handle.

5feet.of.fury Theon you absolute arsehole 4mo
majkia @5feet.of.fury Indeed. But he's about to get his own. 4mo
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HeyT Theon is the worst. 4mo
Roary47 Too much pride to see reason. 🤯 4mo
BethM Gosh I hate this chapter 4mo
Bklover @BethM I‘m with you, Beth! (edited) 4mo
BooksNBowls @BethM when I saw a Theon chapter I outwardly groaned lol we must suffer through 😂 4mo
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5feet.of.fury
Clash of Kings | George R R Martin
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Asha arrives. The deeds he does to keep the castle are getting to Theon, Ironborn are struggling with living with their enemies& Asha has only brought 10 men for him to hold Winterfell. She mocks him for killing the boys, encourages him to come to Deepwood Motte. he recalls how he stopped Maester Luwin from taking the bodies to the crypts. Theon dreams of the dead & wishes he left was Asha, revealing what he & Reek did to the miller‘s sons.

Roary47 Oh thank goodness. Still don‘t like him, but he doesn‘t have the Stark boys. 🥹 4mo
5feet.of.fury @Roary47 I agree, but still, innocent kiddos. He‘s a dick. 4mo
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BooksNBowls @5feet.of.fury kids he grew up with, on top of that. heartless 4mo
Bklover He‘s just disgusting. 🤮 4mo
BethM He‘s just such a shitty human. 4mo
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5feet.of.fury
Clash of Kings | George R R Martin
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Theon awakes suddenly ¬ices the direwolves are silent. They are gone, along with Bran &Rickon;Jojen, Meera, Osha &Hoddor also escaped. Theon opts to wait til the morning to try to hunt them. But he doesn‘t want his sister Asha, currently sieging Deepwood Motte, to find he has lost the Starks. They follow the trail through wolfswood, finding evidence of the wolves but not the people. Reek offers another theory of where they may stop.

Bklover Theon is not quite as dumb as I always thought he was. However he still reminds me of a kid dressing up in prince clothes and claiming “I‘m a prince!” with everyone rolling their eyes. 🤴👑🤴👑 4mo
5feet.of.fury @Bklover the fact that he wants everyone to thank him for not being a raper, as if people have no loyalties… 🙄 4mo
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BethM @Bklover @5feet.of.fury fun fact I have said: I‘m glad you smoked weed instead of shooting him, progress! 4mo
BooksNBowls @BethM 😂😂😂 4mo
BooksNBowls @Bklover agreed! It‘s giving Napoleon energy lmao 4mo
Bklover @BooksNBowls Yes! Napoleon energy is a perfect description 😅 4mo
Bklover @BethM 😂😂😂😂yes! 4mo
Roary47 Part of me wants to believe he doesn‘t go after them right away because he wants them to get away. I‘m going to just hope for the best of Theon for at least this because he has no other redeeming qualities. 😅 4mo
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5feet.of.fury
Clash of Kings | George R R Martin
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Theon is leading his traitorous party & looting along the coast, still trying to prove he isn‘t soft & that he is not a Stark. He convinces Dagmer that they should go inland &take a castle.

majkia I hate reading the Theon chapters. His family and group are horrible. As is he. 5mo
5feet.of.fury @majkia he‘s truly unlikable 5mo
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HeyT @majkia big same I saw it was a Theon chapter and went nah I‘ll see you later 5mo
Bklover I‘m with @majkia - I don‘t like Theon! 5mo
Roary47 I agree with everyone. @majkia @HeyT @Bklover He is an unlikeable character. I was taken back by the sudden killing too. Then they just ignored that guy and let him die. Just wow. 5mo
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5feet.of.fury
Clash of Kings | George R R Martin
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He is trying to woo a woman called Esgred “the shipwright‘s wife” they talk easily, he asks for her help choosing a crew, she makes fun of his “salt wife”, they talk of his inheritance & time w/the Starks… only to find she is his sister Asha.
At dinner she mocks him mercilessly with all the lies she told him &the secrets he told her.
His father plans for them to sail to Deepwood Motte & move against Robb, Theon is given no choice but to go along.

Roary47 I‘m so glad Theon got a reality check. 🤣 I liked seeing how uncomfortable he was in this chapter after his treatment of other women so far. 5mo
BooksNBowls I was cringing so hard this whole chapter lol, poor Theon. 5mo
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BooksNBowls @Roary47 he‘s such a rake 🙄🙄 5mo
Roary47 @BooksNBowls Not gonna lie you taught me a new term, and yep that‘s Theon alright. 😅 5mo
BooksNBowls @Roary47 it‘s from Bridgerton and historical romances from that time 😂😂 5mo
5feet.of.fury @Roary47 @BooksNBowls I was psyched that Asha caught him boasting & made him look like a dummy… but her methods… also creepy 5mo
BooksNBowls @5feet.of.fury yeah like she touched him first. Weirdo lol 5mo
Roary47 @BooksNBowls lol I have missed so much since I haven‘t read them yet. I really need to get on to that series. The first book is collecting dust on my shelf. 😅 @5feet.of.fury that is true. I figured she was just playing a part but yeah gross! 🤢 5mo
BooksNBowls @Roary47 I will say I always read those books in 1 or 2 sittings they are really easy to read! I‘m on the 2nd to last one I‘ve enjoyed it 5mo
BethM Such an icky chapter 😂 I dislike all of them lol 5mo
Bklover Theon and his sister are both creepy. 5mo
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5feet.of.fury
Clash of Kings | George R R Martin
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Theon is returning home to the Iron Islands for the 1st time in 10 years (since being taken as Ned‘s ward). The Iron Islands used to pillage other lands taking slaves for the mining & farming which Aegon the Dragon had put a stop to, when they tried to go back to the Old Ways, Robert &Ned‘s forces stopped it. He has great hopes for his homecoming, but Greyjoys have their own agenda, & they will sail, but not at Robb‘s behest.

5feet.of.fury I was annoyed at how Theon treated the captains daughter but I was still angry at each disrespect he suffered from his family. Buncha jerks 6mo
Sargar114 I like how Martin writes such hateable characters. Theon is definitely one of them. I think he needed to be kept in line as he came there after ten years expecting them to lay down the red carpet for him just because of his heritage. 5mo
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5feet.of.fury @Sargar114 yeah, all the characters get their own motivations, everyone has dimension. He was certainly pompous about his homecoming, but to get home 10 years after being taken & be called a Stark, a whore, nothing more than a messenger bird 🐦 …dang, dad, cold as ice. 5mo
Roary47 I also was upset At his treatment of the captains daughter and his over all attitude. Yet another character that I‘m not sure I like yet. 5mo
5feet.of.fury @Roary47 yeah, he was dealt a bad hand but he‘s still an ass. 5mo
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