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Nibelungenlied | Anonymous
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Uh I guess it started out pretty good but this is just action comics for repressed men back in the 1200s. Really really drawn-out, really ridiculous, what feels like 100+ pages of “and the very brave strong brave brave man easily defeated ~8000 enemies because of how brave he was“ give me a break. We get it, you think women are conniving. She just wanted a nice husband you jerks

edit: there IS a dude named Dankwart though (pronounced Dank Fart)

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Mabinogion | Anonymous
Mehso-so

Um it's knights in brocaded silk roaming around and bedding maidens and killing earls and plucking the beard hairs off of strong men while they're knocked out (followed by killing them?). It's kind of a mess but don't worry, every maiden is the most beautiful woman possible: skin as white as a swan's ass, lips redder than the reddest blood, hair as blonde as broom flowers?, wearing brocaded silk, snow white booba, eyes like beautiful eyes-

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The Poetic Edda: The Elder Edda | Anonymous, Benjamin Thorpe
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It's like the prose edda but they are written more like poetry? Some parts dull as hell where they re-tell the same story 19 times (Sigmund!!!)

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The Prose Edda: Tales from Norse Mythology | Snorri Sturluson, Arthur Gilchrist Brodeur
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Snorri kept me from snorrin with this thrilling collection of tales where Thor constantly smashes his hammer on anyone he meets

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The Amber Spyglass | Philip Pullman
Panpan

Conclusion really goes off the rails imo but how could it not have

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Subtle Knife | Philip Pullman
Mehso-so

The second part of the trilogy, arguably more interesting than the first

edit: in retrospect i dont like it

lingui5t You should say more about why you didn't like it after thinking it was more interesting than #1. 3mo
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Golden Compass | Philip Pullman
Mehso-so

Maybe young adult books are not so bad. I will be reading this trilogy

edit months later: maybe young adult books are not so bad but this trilogy does not prove this sorry it's really messed up

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Circe | Madeline Miller
Pickpick

Circle was them good feminisms and mythology and I liked it a lot

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Convenience Store Woman | Sayaka Murata
Panpan

I know folks who relate real good to this one and enjoyed it, but count me as a folk who relate real good to this one and not really enjoyed it

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Cat's Cradle | Kurt Jr. Vonnegut
Mehso-so

Kurt sure do be working through his post war trauma in all his writings. Also he's very horny in this one

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Dune | Frank Herbert
Mehso-so

I mean I learned a lot about vermiposting and a lot about how not to write woman characters. I liked the sandy bits, the politicking was interesting, some of the technology was great, but this ol book's got a loooot of iffy content I tell you hwhut

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Yea I read this book and yea his money should be redistributed

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The Story of B | Daniel Quinn
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A better My Ishmael

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My Ishmael | Daniel Quinn
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A better Ishmael

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Mehso-so

Anarcho primitivism intro book with a funny monke and can help teach a few things I suppose

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White Fang | Jack London
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Fun wolf booke

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Mehso-so

Uhm it's complicated

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Mehso-so

Pretty good intro book about eating a bit better I suppose

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Je penses qu'il y a plus de verite dans ce livre que dans la merde que les nouvelles nous ditent

Cheries_Ghost bogos binted ❤ 2y
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Pickpick

I remember liking this one many

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Kensuke's Kingdom (UK) | Michael Morpurgo
Mehso-so

I mighta liked this more if I were younger but a lil island adventure kinda. It's fine

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Lmao fuck off boomer lib

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Mehso-so

Babby's first foray into the specifics of how the economy is fucked up and how the US has played a role in glassing every single lefty attempt at government in the last 100 years

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Pickpick

Um a lil dull but my mans got the right ideas

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The Conquest of Bread | Peter Kropotkin
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Read this and then do this

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Emily of New Moon | L M Montgomery
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I loved the part of the book where my partner gave all the characters unique voices

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One Piece: Paramount War. My little brother | Eiichir? Oda, Lance Caselman
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Tony Tony Chopper is short for Tony Tony Tony Tony Chopper

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One Piece: Paramount War. My little brother | Eiichir? Oda, Lance Caselman
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Wholesome series about a stretchy child who starts the revolution to end all revolutions. 100/100

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The Devourers | Indra Das
Bailedbailed

Fuckin gross

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Tintin't

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Seconds | Bryan Lee O'Malley
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Y'all think this is a fiction idea but it ain't

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Bailedbailed

Fuck this boring-ass "what if everyone around you was a jock doing wars and politics and space travel I just want to write an encyclopedia for God's sake!!" crap

Piss

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Anne of Green Gables | L.M. Montgomery
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Cute fun beautiful story about a good Canadian kid

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Airborn | Kenneth Oppel
Mehso-so

Uhm well it has pirates but na

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Shadow Over Innsmouth | H P Lovecraft
Pickpick

I liked the ambiance of this one but it ain't for everyone. Short thoe

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Pickpick

Been a while but this was an enjoyable romp in jolly ol England. A bit preachy!!!

#witchgang

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A song of ice and fire | George R. R. Martin
Mehso-so

Ah it's aight I guess. Too many names. Good food descriptions

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Fahrenheit 451 | Ray Bradbury

A book about books wtf?

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Fahrenheit 451 | Ray Bradbury
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I'm told it's a classic and iunno it's a short read and kinda fun and while it reeks of "kids these days! Better watch out, what if we enter degeneracy with these new fangled machines" it sticks the landing in a refreshing way

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Pickpick

I liked these and if they cut out all the Rohan and Gondor parts I think I'd be happier. More Bombadil pls. Less angry Gandalf you're a mega wise ancient magic etc. etc. why you so dang crotchety c'mon son

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Pickpick

Oh HELL yea love me some casual anti-war sci fi aliens time travel 4th dimension black comedy. Can't spell slaughterhouse without laughter

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Rama II | Arthur C. Clarke, Gentry Lee
Bailedbailed

This is piss don't do it. Like Rama 1 but poor character drama written by nerds who don't know what people are

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Rendezvous With Rama | Arthur C. Clarke
Mehso-so

If you want a simple sci fi where a sciencey thing happens and people explore that idea, this is definitely one of those.

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The Hobbit | J.R.R. Tolkien

I sure hope they hang out with Tom in this one

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Dune | Frank Herbert

Herbert has some mommy issues and he definitely loves them white saviours but what can I say there's a lot of sand and sometimes it's spicy (don't read beyond this book in the series)