How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack

How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack | Chuck Sambuchino

so-so

I thought this would be funnier than it was. It was ok, not great. I always thought the goosebumps book with the gnomes looked super scary so I thought this would be fun to read. Not so much. I think the concept is great, but poorly executed

DGRachel What a beautiful pupper! 6y

iread2much @DGRachel thank you! š 5y

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Jen2

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I‘m totally prepared!

mypoesoul LOL!!! š”Ŗ 7y

Caroline2 š‚ 7y

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Jess_Read_This

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š¤¦š¸½ā€¨ā™€ļø¸My garden gnome, Gnomeo, is such a lush. A great wine connoisseur and governor of my #backyard. He's an attack gnome ninja. š�‹š¨·

This book sounds absolutely hilarious too. I love garden gnomes and think I might have to locate this book.

#sizzlinsummerbooks #mybackyard #pinotnoir #gardengnome #summahsummahtime #priorownerwasamastergardener #wineoclock #Gnomeo

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Alwaysbeenaloverofbooks Beautiful ā¯¤ļø¸ā¯¤ļø¸ 7y

Jess_Read_This @Alwaysbeenaloverofbooks Thank you! I can't take all the credit. The prior home owner was a retired master gardener! I just try to keep up! 7y

Alwaysbeenaloverofbooks @Jess_Read_This you're doing a great job!!! šøšā¯¤ļø¸ 7y

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Laura317 I used to have this book! It was cute. 7y

Zelma It took me a moment to find him, but that is an exquisite backyard! š‘¨š¨ 7y

Jess_Read_This @Zelma he's a ninja like that and blends in š‚ Thanks for liking my backyard. It's relaxing in the summertime 7y

Jess_Read_This @Laura317 Oh cool! I've added it to my search for list. 7y

Jess_Read_This @Alwaysbeenaloverofbooks Awww.. thanks. It's been trial and error in my realizations of "weed" pulling was actually perennial plant pulling ? I'm 80% there with plant identification in my own backyard. Lol! 7y

Alwaysbeenaloverofbooks @Jess_Read_This I've had to learn too! The house we bought last year has a lot of flowers and such!! I've pulled out a lot of "weeds" too!! ?? 7y

Merethebookgal Your yard is to pretty! 7y

BarbaraTheBibliophage Gnomeo!! š¤£š¤£ He knows how to pick a lovely spot! 7y

erzascarletbookgasm So pretty! š’ 7y

charissharpe What a lovely garden šø 7y

Jess_Read_This @thechroniclesofcharis Thank you so much!! It's definitely some work but always worth it when I sit on my deck on a summer night. āŗļø¸ 7y

zsuzsanna_reads Lovely flowers! šøā¯¤ļø¸š¸µļø¸ 7y

Jess_Read_This @zsuzsanna_reads Thank you so much!!! They are such a beast to water some nights though š‚ 7y

zsuzsanna_reads Same here! I'm actually grateful for rainy days nowadays... 7y

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BookishMarginalia

How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack | Chuck Sambuchino

Because #whengnomesattack, dinosaurs strike back.

(Can you tell how bored I am with this test proctoring? Thank goodness @gibblr has some interesting stuff in her classroom!)

Bookworm83 So, I'm just curious...why do you proctor other teachers' tests? I'm fascinated by the way other schools work š€ #teachersoflitsy 8y

BookishMarginalia @Bookworm83 Subject tests are given at the same time, so that means all of a teacher's sections are testing simultaneously in different rooms, hence the need for proctors. 8y

BkClubCare In my state, we have tests requiring an admin and a proctor. Basically, the proctor escorts kids to the restroom; also to make sure there is an adult in the room to get more pencils or when exams are collected to take to the coordinator. 8y

Gina That picture is fantastic. I have this scary need to own that dino!! 8y

Bookworm83 @BookishMarginalia Got it. Hopefully you get some reading time in š‰ 8y

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BookishMarginalia

How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack | Chuck Sambuchino

As seen on @gibblr 's classroom desk š‚ #whengnomesattack

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WanderingBookaneer

How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack | Chuck Sambuchino

@gibblr bought me these amazing magnets!

MemoirsForMe Cool! š‘¨š¸» 8y

jpmcwisemorgan Oh, I like those. Where might a person find such a thing? 8y

WanderingBookaneer @gibblr : @jpmcwisemorgan has a question for you. 8y

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Hooked_on_books

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After reading @WanderingBookaneer 's posts on this book, I'm very concerned about Manfred, my BF's gnome. Has he been plotting against us all along? I'll be sure to leave some bread outside for him. š‚

WanderingBookaneer š‚š‚š‚ 8y

Melkyl Now that is a gnome I want for my yard š‚ 8y

Hooked_on_books @Melwilk We saw it in a hotel during a trip to the Netherlands and it became his mission to find one. He was so happy when I spotted one in Amsterdam. 8y

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WanderingBookaneer

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This is the funniest book I've read in a while. I lost count of how many times I laughed aloud. It's weird, but I highly recommend it.

jpmcwisemorgan Yes, read it!!! š€ 8y

Hooked_on_books Love the picture! 8y

Mimi28 Sounds funny š 8y

tpixie Great picture! Glad u survived! 8y

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WanderingBookaneer

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jpmcwisemorgan I really want to re-read this book. 8y

WanderingBookaneer @jpmcwisemorgan : It's hilarious! 8y

jpmcwisemorgan @WanderingBookaneer Right after I read it my power went out while I was in the shower and I KNEW they were coming for me. 8y

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WanderingBookaneer @jpmcwisemorgan : You should write a testimonial to be included in the next edition! 8y

jpmcwisemorgan @WanderingBookaneer That's a thing? 8y

WanderingBookaneer @jpmcwisemorgan : It should be! š 8y

jpmcwisemorgan @WanderingBookaneer I should try. The guy I was dating at the time brought me a heavy duty flashlight because I needed to get ready for work and the garden gnomes were out to get me. It was early in the morning, pre caffeine and shower so I wasn't totally with it. I'm pretty are he thought I was nuts. š 8y

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WanderingBookaneer

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Hooked_on_books Where did you find this book?!? These quotes are amazing! š‚ 8y

WanderingBookaneer @Hooked_on_books : I don't remember how exactly. I know it involved an Amazon search with @gibblr 8y

gibblr Wait, you actually bought this book the day it was on special?!? I'm totally jealous now. Also, I may have a gnome related surprise... 8y

WanderingBookaneer @gibblr : I did! I'll lend you my Kindle or iPad so you can read it. It's a short (106-page) gem. ā¯¤ļø¸ā¯¤ļø¸ā¯¤ļø¸ Gnome-related surprise! ā¯¤ļø¸ā¯¤ļø¸ā¯¤ļø¸ 8y

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WanderingBookaneer

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