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Farts: A Spotter's Guide
Farts: A Spotter's Guide | Crai S. Bower
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Sure, everyone does it; but everyone tries to hide it a little differently. Farts: A Spotter's Guide will help you pinpoint he (or she) who dealt it every time. This hilarious book identifies the habitat, range, voice, and "field marks" of tencommon wind breakers, from the gentle hiss of the Silent-but-Deadly to the rip-roaring flatulation of the Seismic Blast. The attached battery powered fart machine reproduces each emanation in accurate sound. Grossly hip illustrations by the Fudge Factory'syes, you read that rightTravis Millard depict the offenders and offendees in brilliant detail. Printed on durable card stock, this is pure, unbridled entertainment for the giggling child in all of us. Let 'er rip!
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AkashaVampie
Farts: A Spotter's Guide | Crai S. Bower
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Look what the hubby got for little man. Haha

@ElizaMarie @AsYouWish @jb72

Susanita That‘s hilarious! 🤣🤣 3y
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LeahBergen
Farts: A Spotter's Guide | Crai S. Bower
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Husband: "You look like you just smelled a really bad fart".
You asked for it, @MicheleinPhilly !
@saresmoore @Booksandcooks

saresmoore Ahahahahaha! Okay, this photo isn't terrible, but I think your husband is onto something with his description. It's so hard intentionally not to smile in photos! 7y
LeahBergen @saresmoore It is! It made my chin tuck in, nostrils flare and lips twitch ... the perfect storm for "I smell a fart" face. 7y
MicheleinPhilly BWAHAHAHAHAHA! "What were you going for here, Leah?" "Who farted? That's what I was going for." 7y
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Cinfhen Hubby nailed it!!! 😂😂😂 7y
ValerieAndBooks 😂😂😂 7y
rabbitprincess 😂😂 trying not to giggle out loud at family gathering! 7y
christineandbooks 😂😅 7y
Megabooks 😂😂😂😂 agreed! 7y
autumnlupin I'm surprised they didn't make you take it again, you are walking the fine line between disgust and a smile!! 😂 Also incidentally I too live in AB. what are the chances?? 7y
RohitSawant 😂😂 7y
Hobbinol 😂Still pretty though--apprehensively so, but still... 7y
AlaMich It's not a bad pic at all, given that you can't smile. When I first saw it though, I thought it was an older picture of a groovy 60s chick. ☮️ 😊 7y
Izai.Amorim 😂😂 7y
LeahBergen @autumnlupin Ooo, is your Alberta photo as bad as mine? 😉 7y
LeahBergen @Hobbinol Aren't you a doll? 😘 7y
LeahBergen @AlaMich 😂😂 7y
autumnlupin @LeahBergen oh man, absolutely! Better than my first one tho, I was cross-eyed!! 7y
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mydearwatson
Farts: A Spotter's Guide | Crai S. Bower
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I actually gave this as a gift last year to my husband because I thought he would find it hilarious. It now sits up above the toilet in our bathroom.
#12DaysofXmas #givingasgifts @LibrarianRyan

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