Bartender:do you like your storybook?
Me: Yes (impatiently, reading Anonymous Girl) this woman is being manipulated by her therapist to spy on her husband. I don‘t really know what‘s happening. It‘s a mystery.
Bartender: I only downloaded one storybook. (Tagged)
Me: oh cool, I love true crime, you never really know what people are capable of. Humans are the real monsters
Bartender: *watches me suspiciously from the corner*
Me: check please.