Off my All Things Austen Shelf and into the Goodwill bag. #Pemberlittens @sprainedbrain this is soooo incredibly bad. Not even a retelling. Literally just reprinted P & P then just inserted some smut. Now I'm all for some loving but this was just badly written. 'you must milk the energy from them.....You milk him. Down there. Though, it is not really milk, It turns a man instantly docile and completely controllable,"
Eewwy as F*** ?