Pride and Prejudice: The Wild and Wanton Edition

Pride and Prejudice: The Wild and Wanton Edition | Jane Austen, Michelle Pillow

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Off my All Things Austen Shelf and into the Goodwill bag. #Pemberlittens @sprainedbrain this is soooo incredibly bad. Not even a retelling. Literally just reprinted P & P then just inserted some smut. Now I'm all for some loving but this was just badly written. 'you must milk the energy from them.....You milk him. Down there. Though, it is not really milk, It turns a man instantly docile and completely controllable,"
Eewwy as F*** ?

sprainedbrain Oh my. Lazy AND cringey. 🤢 4y

Crinoline_Laphroaig And Lydia's running around with no bloomers. I have to agree with Goodreads Review that said that was predictable. Why not make it Mary. That would have been a story. 4y

ReadingSusan 😲😲 4y

LitStephanie Hahaha, hope you didn't pay much for it! 4y

Crinoline_Laphroaig @LitStephanie It was a used book store find. I think I only paid a couple of dollars for it. 4y

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Crinoline_Laphroaig

Pride and Prejudice: The Wild and Wanton Edition | Jane Austen, Michelle Pillow

@sprainedbrain #Pemberlittens if you wish to join me in this horror show, I'll post quotes in the comments with spoilers. ⚠️#youvebeenwarned ☠

Crinoline_Laphroaig "To Charlotte, she thought of the task not unlike milking a cow..... She looked upon sex as another chore that must be performed. Mr. Collins was quite content to let her stroke him, as he buried his face into her chest and played with her breasts through the barrier of her gown. He made strange noises, breathing hard and fast, until finally she milked him of his seed." 4y

Crinoline_Laphroaig "Therefore, throughout the rest of his week-long visit, Charlotte often found her fiancé escorting her away to a private setting, where he would find some excuse to be close her. After the first time these scenarios ended the same — Charlotte would bare her breasts for him to lick and suck on, as she cradled his erection in her hands.. .... 4y

Crinoline_Laphroaig "Her aim was met. Mr. Collins felt very obligated to her for her services, and she felt certain not even Lady Catherine could overthrow her as the future Mrs. Collins.And, though curious as to what it would be like to finish the deed in some other way, she did not press to hurry the events of the wedding night." 4y

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LeahBergen I‘M GOING TO VOMIT!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 4y

Crinoline_Laphroaig @LeahBergen I need to bleach my eyeballs. 4y

Mrs_B 😂😂😂 just so gross 4y

quietjenn I am just ... I can't even finish that because I don't have the words. Wow. 😲 4y

readordierachel Why would someone do this??? 4y

sprainedbrain Oh. My. God. You warned me, but I will never, ever unsee this. 🤢😂 4y

StolenBookmobile Bahahahaha!!!!! 😂🤢 4y

Crinoline_Laphroaig @quietjenn @readordierachel @sprainedbrain @StolenBookmobile I can't believe I had this taking up precious shelf space on my TBR for years. 4y

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Crinoline_Laphroaig

Pride and Prejudice: The Wild and Wanton Edition | Jane Austen, Michelle Pillow

My first #Pemberlittens read this month. This one has been on my shelf for a couple of years. Starting out thinking it's silly but now I'm indignant on Mr Darcy's behalf.
"Gentlemen never lacked for female company while in London. Servants and prostitutes were always willing to do the job, should he have an inclination,"
Darcy would NEVER trifle w/ the servants. He's an honorable man. ?
#notmyprideandprejudice

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Crinoline_Laphroaig

Pride and Prejudice: The Wild and Wanton Edition | Jane Austen, Michelle Pillow

This has been setting on my shelf for 2 years! #Pemberlittens It's going to be my first P & P retelling. @sprainedbrain 😆

sprainedbrain I can‘t wait to hear all about this! 😂 4y

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Crinoline_Laphroaig

Pride and Prejudice: The Wild and Wanton Edition | Jane Austen, Annabella Bloom

How could I forget that I own this?????
I was going through my Austen books looking for bookmarks for tomorrow's post when I came across it on my shelf. I've never read it.The blurb on the back is actually "Elizabeth Bennet and Mr. Darcy Finally Do It!" ?
#mostunusual #austeninaugust

rubyslippersreads I may faint dead away! 😂 6y

sammisho I need this in my life! 6y

HOTPock3tt Omg I need this in my life as well!! 😱❤️🎉🙌🏽 6y

HOTPock3tt @sammisho Looks like it‘s on scribd 🤔 @Wife Vickie, have you seen this one? (edited) 6y

mabell Oh my! 😂😂 6y

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Pride and Prejudice: The Wild and Wanton Edition | Jane Austen, Michelle Pillow

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Pretty much copies P&P but adds a few extra scenes of sex. I could forgive the Lydia prostitution and the masturbation but was uncomfortable with Charlotte giving Mr Collins a hand job. Too much.

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