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AshRaye
Spy x Family, Vol. 1 | Tatsuya Endo
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I honestly don't know how to rate this one. It was wild from start to finish. I can't tell if I loved every second or if I found it absolutely ridiculous. Maybe it's a little bit of both. It was definitely fun. I also plan to continue reading the series, so I must have enjoyed it.

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JenniferEgnor
Food: A Love Story | Jim Gaffigan
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I‘m convinced this book was actually written by Homer J. Simpson. This has got to be, hands down, the funniest book I have ever read, and the most enjoyable (and honest) food memoir I‘ve read yet. There is something in this book for everyone. We all know that food is one of the best things about life. So eat something delicious today that brings you joy (and hopefully, good health).

Suet624 I need a laugh. Just put myself on the Libby waitlist. 1w
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JenniferEgnor
Food: A Love Story | Jim Gaffigan
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Most regular restaurants try to set a mood or an atmosphere. French restaurants may have a quaint garden. Some Italian restaurants make you feel like you‘ve been transported to a Tuscan villa. The atmosphere in a fast-food establishment looks like they are trying to re-create the environment of a mental institution. The bright lights, the smell of bleach, the employees with the smile and personality of kidnapping victims, and for some reason⬇️

JenniferEgnor the furniture is bolted down. 1w
Suet624 😂 🤣🤣 1w
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JenniferEgnor
Food: A Love Story | Jim Gaffigan
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It‘s amazing how fast our attitude toward fast-food places changes over our lifetime. When you‘re a kid, a fast-food restaurant is one of your favorite places ever. A stop at McDonald‘s or a Burger King is like a visit to a toy store or Disney World. What‘s for a kid not to like? Bright colors, French fries, an indoor playground. You even get a free toy with your meal. No wonder I begged to have my ninth birthday party at McDonald‘s. But⬇️

JenniferEgnor as an adult, a practical wisdom sets in, and we see fast-food places for what they really are: a place for convenient, mediocre, super-unhealthy food. We view fast-food places like they are someone we used to date. You drive by and look at them like, “I can‘t believe I went there.” Then a couple of nights later you find yourself at their doorstep: “It‘s late. I‘m drunk. How about one for old times‘ sake?” 1w
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JenniferEgnor
Food: A Love Story | Jim Gaffigan
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Ten years ago nobody ate kale. Then someone (probably a kale farmer or Satan) discovered that kale had some health benefits, and off kale went. Now we are in the middle of a full-fledged kale trend, or as I call it, a kale epidemic.

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JenniferEgnor
Food: A Love Story | Jim Gaffigan
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Because of the fact that granola has the same consistency as ground-up animal teeth, the granola “bar” was developed.

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JenniferEgnor
Food: A Love Story | Jim Gaffigan
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I guess I do enjoy a salad every now and then. Well, I should say I enjoy salad dressing with just a touch of lettuce. I don‘t even like lettuce on a cheeseburger. I need salad dressing. Without a heavy dose of salad dressing I feel like I‘m eating a bag of yard work. Salad dressing is lettuce gravy. It‘s there to mask the inadequacies.

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Awk_Word_Smith
Coffee with Groucho | Simon Louvish
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I feel like I make this mistake daily.

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JenniferEgnor
Food: A Love Story | Jim Gaffigan
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From my uneducated viewpoint, chili makes no sense for Cincinnati. Even what they do with the chili in Cincinnati makes no sense. They serve it over pasta. Yet somehow it works. The story goes that a Greek immigrant in the 1920s wanted to cater to the local taste buds, so he started serving chili over spaghetti at his hot dog stand, which I‘m pretty sure makes no sense whatsoever. Either way, Cincinnati chili does appeal to people like me⬇️

JenniferEgnor who have trouble deciding between two entrees. 1w
JenniferEgnor 🍝I LOVE 3 way Cincinnati chili! I need to make some again 🔜 1w
dabbe It also proves the point that pasta is fantastic with ANYTHING. And chili is fantastic with ANYTHING. Well, there's the answer! fantastic x fantastic = #yummyinthetummy 🤩😂🤗 1w
JenniferEgnor @dabbe pasta is my weakness! 1w
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JenniferEgnor
Food: A Love Story | Jim Gaffigan
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Jeannie, the kids, and I were on a bus touring the country, and it was highly recommended to me that I eat at this great BBQ place in a gas station. I figured, Why not? If the food is bad, at least it will be a great experience for the kids to eat surrounded by flammable liquid.

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