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DGRachel
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I finished this right before bed last night, but felt this #tentacleporn deserved a thoughtful review. If you can get past some of the #squicky sex scenes, there‘s actually a pretty decent romance novel here. I‘d give it a solid 3 1/2 🐙🐙🐙🦄. Thanks for cheering me on after I decided to #takeonefortheteam. I‘ve had so much fun with our conversations. Oh, and I‘m totally counting this for the Read Harder LGBTQ+ romance category!

OrangeMooseReads Tentacle porn, that‘s a new one for me. Sounds like it could be a fun read. 7y
jpmcwisemorgan I‘m going to read this one but I think I‘ll wait until next year so I can finish up some other books. Also, I need fun reads to spread out over next year. I‘ve been saving some. 7y
cathysaid "Tentacles in orifices." Now there's a phrase I never expected to see! 7y
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DGRachel @OrangeMooseReads @jpmcwisemorgan It was better than I expected it to be and actually rather fun. I read romances when I need a brain-break or am heading into a slump, and I think this is definitely a good choice for either of those situations. 7y
BarbaraTheBibliophage Great review! This sounds like a palate cleanser book, since it‘s pretty light hearted. I‘d give it a try. For anyone into #tentacleporn there are several scenes in the Merry Gentry series with a character who has extra tentacles, although he‘s not a kraken. 7y
DGRachel @cathysaid You‘re welcome. 😂🤣😂🤣 @BarbaraTheBibliophage I may have to check out that series. I know I will never look at octopuses the same way now. 🐙😱🤣🤣 7y
GondorGirl I'm so glad that you reviewed this. I was ready to read it based on the crazy conversions we've been having, but your review makes it sound rather good. 🦄💙🐙 7y
DGRachel @GondorGirl I think you‘ll be happier with it than the #dinoporn, based on what I‘ve seen. 😉 7y
TricksyTails Fantastic review! 🐙💖🦄 Our entertaining conversations had me curious enough to read this but your review has me sold. It sounds like it's actually a good story even though it's got squicky bits. 😆 I quite like octopuses so I don't know that I'd want to taint my image of them. Dinosaurs I'm indifferent towards so no harm there. Thought we'd be able to share quotes about the #dinoporn but there's just no way!🙈 It's so awful! 7y
ReadingRover After seeing your posts I feel I now can‘t resist this ridiculous concept of a book!!! 🐙+🦄=💘 7y
DGRachel @TricksyTails It really sounds like I picked the right weird romance book. I definitely got the better deal. Sorry the #dinoporn is so bad. @ReadingRover Yay! I hope you enjoy it. It‘s not perfect or great, but for what it is (a paranormal romance), it was pretty darn good. 😉 7y
Lcsmcat @ReadingRover I love your emoji invention!! @DGRachel Thanks for #takingonefortheteam. Now Littens will only have to search #tentacleporn and #dinoporn to be enlightened (and entertained!) 7y
DGRachel @Lcsmcat Thanks for sending me down this rabbit hole! The discussions this has touched off have been entertaining. I‘ve not laughed this much in a long time and have looked forward to checking Litsy more than ever. 😂 7y
jpmcwisemorgan @DGRachel @GondorGirl Wait? There‘s #dinoporn? And for the adventurers in this group there‘s a series with #centaursex in one of the books (AURA series by Angel Martinez). 7y
TricksyTails @jpmcwisemorgan #Centaursex?! Oh my... @GondorGirl You in? 😂😂😂 7y
GondorGirl @TricksyTails Sure! Centaurs are half human... that'll be normal compared to the dinosaurs! 7y
jpmcwisemorgan @GondorGirl @TricksyTails Well, it‘s #centaursex and #incubussex so four-legs with two-legs....... 7y
TricksyTails @GondorGirl @jpmcwisemorgan 😂😂😂Part humans are too normal! We'd be backsliding *heh* so might as well stick with what we do best https://www.amazon.com/Space-Raptor-Trilogy-Chuck-Tingle-ebook/dp/B01I7Q2T52/ref... 7y
Linear The closest ive resd to tentacle porn is l.k hamiltons merideth gentry with the king of the slough ( or whatever)... you guys are hittn the kinky stuff this month i see. First dino romance now this. Naughties, right before christmas -tut tut tut- 7y
Linear @BarbaraTheBibliophage ha we mentioned the same book lol 7y
Linear Omg, orange is the new black moment " It's not just sex, it's love. It's two people connecting... with four other people, and aliens." - crazy eyes 7y
Seekingtardis This is amazing!!!!! It‘s totally getting higher on my tbr pile!! 7y
jpmcwisemorgan I don‘t understand how there is #dinoporn. Or #spaceraptorporn??? Are they shifters? What is happening? 7y
mcipher I can‘t believe it was good! 😂 7y
TricksyTails @jpmcwisemorgan Not shifters! The dinosaurs are actual dinosaurs getting it on with humans! 🙈 7y
jpmcwisemorgan I think this was one of the books that kicked off #LitsyAfterDark. I‘m finally getting around to reading it! 4y
DGRachel @jpmcwisemorgan 🤣🤣 I can‘t wait to hear what you think! 4y
jpmcwisemorgan Three years later! I really have meant to go back and read this one but I can‘t believe it‘s been THREE years!!! 4y
DGRachel @jpmcwisemorgan Three years? That can‘t be right. 😳 I mean, I see the comments marked 3 years ago, but I refuse to acknowledge the time lapse. 🤣 4y
jpmcwisemorgan @DGRachel I hear you! How is that possible? 4y
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GondorGirl
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@TricksyTails @DGRachel Okay guys- I've done a little homework on how to get the best value in dinosaur porn (did I really just write that?!). For 5$ you can get the entire nine novella bundle for kindle. So... yeah...

If anyone else wants to get in on the worst #BuddyRead of all time- feel free. 😂😂😂

#TakeOneForTheTeam #TakingOneForTheTeam

TricksyTails Oh my gawd... what does it say that I was doing the exact same thing just now?! 😂 7y
TricksyTails Did you buy it? Hold on! I think I found a better deal. Do you have Kindle Unlimited? (edited) 7y
GondorGirl @TricksyTails I do, but I just went ahead and bought it. I feel a very strong need to own this masterpiece. 😂 7y
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TricksyTails Bwahahahaha 😂😂😂😂 7y
DGRachel @TricksyTails @GondorGirl I just spent $7 on #squicky #tentacleporn. I‘m not sure I can justify an additional $5 for #dinoporn. 😂😂 Let me sleep on it. 7y
GondorGirl @DGRachel Certainly understandable. 😂😂😂 7y
TricksyTails @DGRachel 😳 $7 for #squicky #tentacleporn? Those oily rainbow trails are pricey! 🐙🦄🌈💸 We'll be sure to post enough so you're not missing anything! Looks like it's the two of us @GondorGirl 😆 7y
Jabberwocky ... what did I just read 7y
BarbaraTheBibliophage @GondorGirl @TricksyTails @DGRachel I‘ll live vicariously through your posts! 🤣🤣🤣 7y
DGRachel @TricksyTails #squicky #tentacleporn full review to come tomorrow. I‘m too tired to pull all my thoughts together tonight. Need. Sleep. I look forward to your posts on #dinoporn for additional entertainment. 😂 7y
TricksyTails @DGRachel Whatever you do, don't succumb to temptation and buy the #dinoporn. It's awful! 😆 Have a good night! Look forward to your thoughts tomorrow. 7y
GondorGirl @DGRachel I can't wait to read your full review! 7y
Clwojick I am still DYING of laughter over here at this whole thing. 7y
SandyW Hubby and I are hysterical! 😂😂😂 If I'd never joined Litsy we'd never had heard of Dinosaur Porn. Our lives would have been incomplete! 7y
GondorGirl @SandyW See- book nerds aren't anyways snobby and stuffy... 😂😂😂 7y
SandyW @GondorGirl I didn't think we were... Still grinning 😀 7y
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DGRachel
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#tentacleporn 🐙❤️🦄

(Background photo from Google & apologies if I forgot to tag anyone that wants to keep abreast of the Kraken/Unicorn romance or tagged anyone that just wants to pretend such a thing doesn‘t exist. 😂)

jpmcwisemorgan Well, that‘s pretty well-done - for tentacle porn. 7y
TricksyTails 😂😂😂 You need to start using #Squicky 😂😂😂🐙♥️🦄🌈 7y
DGRachel @TricksyTails I will be sure to use the hashtag on my next post! 7y
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MinDea Haha!!! What is this? Is this some sort of club here @TricksyTails is reading #Dinoporn. You're reading #TentaclePorn!!! What's next?!? 7y
GondorGirl So, I did done research on this book... Apparently the author is really well known in the unusual erotica community and is adapt at writing funny, sweet... uhh... tentacle porn. 7y
TricksyTails @MinDea You have @GondorGirl to thank for #Dinoporn 😆 I couldn't let @DGRachel suffer alone while she explores #tentacleporn. 7y
TricksyTails @GondorGirl What about our #dinoporn? Is that author good at what she does too? 7y
GondorGirl @TricksyTails Not really. But it's all the better for it! 😂 7y
TricksyTails @GondorGirl 😂😂😂 Damn it. 7y
BarbaraTheBibliophage What‘s a good sex scene without “sticky oily rainbow trails?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thanks for sharing. 7y
Lcsmcat “sticky oily rainbow trails?” I‘m speechless. 🐙🦄 7y
LibrarianRyan Can't. Stop. Laughing. 🤣🤣🤣 7y
Seekingtardis Love. This. Sooo. Much!! 7y
Pamwurtzler HAHAHAHA that is great!😂😂 7y
mcipher Oh. My. God. So weird and gross! 7y
DGRachel @mcipher That was the tamest quote I came across. I couldn‘t print anything else on Litsy. 😂🤣😂🤣😱 7y
Reggie Lol 7y
dsfisher 🦑🦄 Wow 7y
Linear Hash tag tentecal porn... welp ive seen everything hashtaged at this point lmfao 7y
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