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jpmcwisemorgan

I really want to share the sexy bits but I don‘t want to spoil it for anyone. The first story went by quickly. The D part of BDSM makes itself known. The story is actually pretty funny. On my way home from work I‘ll start Space Raptor Butt Redemption. #dinoporn #spaceraptorporn #spaceraptorsex #takeonefortheteam #takingonefortheteam

GondorGirl I'm worried about posting too much dirty stuff. I don't want to force anyone to see anything that might upset them. Maybe we can put quotes in the comments under a spoiler tag? 7y
CocoReads 😂😂😂 7y
TricksyTails 😂 @GondorGirl I'm feeling we got the raw deal here! Everyone else is doing better with their #dinoporn and #tentacleporn! Nothing beats this awesome bonding experience though! 😆 #FreakyFriendsForever I'm going to try to find something good for us. Wonder what the weirdest genre is out there... 7y
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TricksyTails @GondorGirl That's what I'm going to do with the warrior and raptor boyfriend one. I'll use the spoiler tag with the comments. 7y
jpmcwisemorgan @GondorGirl @TricksyTails I like the idea of using comments with the spoiler tag for quotes. 7y
Crinoline_Laphroaig 🤣🤣🤣 7y
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jpmcwisemorgan

I‘m reading this on lunch. At work. Writing is good, sexy bits are coming up. They‘ve briefly discussed the logistics of how this might work out. #dinoporn #spaceraptorporn#spaceraptorsex #takeonefortheteam #takingonefortheteam

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Welp, this is happening. It‘s free through Kindle Unlimited. You know, in case someone wants to join in. #spaceraptorporn #spaceraptorsex Is it better than #dinoporn #tentacleporn? Inquiring minds want to know. @ReadingsByTheC you know you want in on this! 😉

jpmcwisemorgan @GondorGirl Did you see my #foodporn post? Know anymore willing victims? 7y
ReadingsByTheC I may or may not be reading portions of this aloud at my girls night sleepover tomorrow. After a few cocktails of course! 😉 7y
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jpmcwisemorgan @ReadingsByTheC Tell us how it goes!!! 7y
TricksyTails @ReadingsByTheC I feel like these would be so much more fun with a little bit of whiskey. 7y
TricksyTails Has anyone decided to join you down the #spaceraptorsex #dinohole? 😆 7y
Leniverse I think "Space Raptor Tail" would have been a better title, but I guess the author prefers to be blunt. ? 7y
Leniverse @TricksyTails Someone clued me in to some free dinoporn short stories a few years back. They were great for reading out loud with strong alcoholic beverages. We were in stitches. 🤣😂😅 7y
jpmcwisemorgan @Leniverse Yes, tail would have been better. I still can‘t believe these are the conversations we‘re having now. 7y
jpmcwisemorgan @TricksyTails Nope, no takers yet. 7y
TricksyTails @Leniverse It'd be hilarious to have a lit up Litsy get together reading #dinoporn aloud!! 7y
TricksyTails Let's make @GondorGirl do it with us since it's all her fault this started anyway! #FreakyFriendsForever 😉😂 7y
GondorGirl Fine. I'm in. Jerks. 😉 7y
jpmcwisemorgan @TricksyTails @GondorGirl I almost shouted one of us at work and I‘m glad I didn‘t because I don‘t want to explain this. Also, y‘all started it so it‘s really more all y‘all should shout one of us at me. Who else can we get in on this? 7y
jpmcwisemorgan @TricksyTails @Leniverse A Litsy slumber party with wine and #dinoporn read-along would be awesome! 7y
ReadingsByTheC @TricksyTails Agreed! I already advised my friends to expect a special treat tomorrow! 7y
TricksyTails @jpmcwisemorgan @GondorGirl @Leniverse @ReadingsByTheC It'd be so fun if we could arrange a time for all of us to be live on Litsy together to have discussions under the influence! 7y
TricksyTails @jpmcwisemorgan @GondorGirl @Leniverse @ReadingsByTheC Lit with Litsy After Dark! 🍹🍸🍷🍺 7y
GondorGirl @TricksyTails We could always arrange a Facebook chat or something like that... 7y
jpmcwisemorgan @TricksyTails @GondorGirl @Leniverse @ReadingsByTheC Let‘s do it!!! Lit with Litsy After Dark should absolutely be a thing. People don‘t have to drink if they don‘t want. 7y
TricksyTails @GondorGirl I don't do Facebook 😞 7y
Leniverse Now there's a hashtag if I ever saw one! #LitsyAfterDark Not sure it will be drink o'clock for all of us at the same time though. @TricksyTails @GondorGirl @ReadingsByTheC @jpmcwisemorgan 7y
ReadingsByTheC @Leniverse @GondorGirl @TricksyTails @jpmcwisemorgan sounds fun! I could be down for that. I don't have Facebook though, maybe we can use Slack. 7y
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jpmcwisemorgan

I‘m blaming @TricksyTails @DGRachel and @GondorGirl for my now knowing that there is #dinoporn #spaceraptorporn. Apparently some part of this was nominated for a Hugo Award? Or it won? Or something? It‘s real, regardless.

Note: I don‘t know yet if it‘s better than #tentacleporn.

Note 2: This is available through Kindle Unlimited so maybe I‘ll #takeonefortheteam

dsfisher 😳😳😳 7y
GondorGirl I'm very excited to see what makes award winning gay space dinosaur porn! 7y
Lcsmcat OMG, the description alone had me laughing out loud. At work. 😳 7y
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jpmcwisemorgan @GondorGirl Oddly enough, I am too. 7y
DGRachel @GondorGirl @jpmcwisemorgan Seriously, I‘ve seen more phrases in the last two days that I never, ever expected to read. “Award winning gay space dinosaur porn”. What the what? Truly, there is something out there for everyone! 7y
TricksyTails 👏😁 #takeonefortheteam!! Very curious to see your thoughts on space #dinoporn! 😂 Follow us down the #dinohole. You'll never be the same. 7y
BarbaraTheBibliophage I definitely need to know how this one is, and how it compare to the other #takeonefortheteam reads! 7y
ReadingsByTheC I am very intrigued. 7y
jpmcwisemorgan @BarbaraTheBibliophage I‘m just coming into the #dinoporn discussion but I clearly have a lot of catching up to do. #spaceraptorporn #spaceraptorsex is on the list too! @ReadingsByTheC That‘s the kind of thinking that got me into this. I can‘t speak for @GondorGirl @TricksyTails 7y
Godmotherx5 Funny when someone else reads it & posts it. Not sure I could read it. 7y
TricksyTails @Godmotherx5 @ReadingsByTheC I would definitely skip diving into the series that @GondorGirl and I are reading, unless you're dying from curiosity. We're #takingonefortheteam so you don't have to! 😆 7y
Godmotherx5 Thank you for #takingoneforthrteam 😆 7y
GondorGirl @Godmotherx5 Yeah- this one is REALLY bad! 7y
jpmcwisemorgan @GondorGirl @TricksyTails @Godmotherx5 @ReadingsByTheC So what I‘m hearing here is that I may have gotten a better deal? Good to know. 7y
jpmcwisemorgan @Godmotherx5 I‘m not sure what I got myself into but at least the discussion is fun. #takeonefortheteam 7y
ReadingsByTheC @jpmcwisemorgan You guys are a bad influence! I am thisclose to going to get this book, the curiosity is getting the better of me. But then again, it killed the cat...😂😂😂 7y
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GondorGirl
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For those curious about the #DinoPorn stories @TricksyTails and I have been reading- I think I've found a quote that gives you a taste of the quality of writing, while not being x-rated. This is from the pterodactyl story in the "Taken by the T-rex erotic story collection.

#FreakyFriendsForever #DinoHole #TakeOneForTheTeam #TakingOneForTheTeam

Heideschrampf Thank the gods for the internet... 7y
Scurvygirl 😹😹🤔 7y
DGRachel “The idea was appealing”? What?? 😱🙈 7y
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night_shift I'm just.. 😂😂 I need these atrocities in my life! 7y
Lcsmcat “it just wasn‘t practical”??? 😂😂🦕 7y
TricksyTails 😂😂😂 I was struggling with finding something quotable that wasn't x-rated! I thought we'd be able to share with @DGRachel some fun passages from the book but so far it's... ummm...either bad writing or naughty Nessie doing horrible deeds. I'll never see the Loch Ness monster the same ever again! 7y
GondorGirl @TricksyTails Naughty Nessie! 😂😂😂 7y
RaimeyGallant Oh wow, I'mlaughing so hard I cam't type. 7y
RaimeyGallant I kinda wanna fanfic this. 7y
GondorGirl @RaimeyGallant Please do! I'm sure there's a way to do a well-written parody version... 7y
WarpedSweetness @RaimeyGallant I would so read your fanfic! 7y
RaimeyGallant @WarpedSweetness You would read my dino porn fanfic? You are AWESOME! 7y
DivaDiane Wow. 7y
BookFreakOut I searched “dinosaur romance” on Amazon once for fun and then thought “Oh no what will this do to my recommended products?!?” (edited) 7y
GondorGirl @BookFreakOut Yeah... I thought about that a little to late. Oops!😂 7y
Johanna414 Last year my husband and I bought Chuck Tingle‘s Space Raptor Butt Invasion and gave it to a few of our friends for Christmas. Obviously it was a big hit... 😂 I may have just found this year‘s gift... thank you! 7y
GondorGirl @Johanna414 You're welcome! We were talking about reading 'Space Raptor Butt Invasion' next. 😂 7y
WarpedSweetness @RaimeyGallant I would totally read it!! I used to read all kinds of fanfic back in the day. @BookFreakOut I searched it, and downloaded it; I didn't even think about my recommended products. Now I'm scared. 7y
GlassAsDiamonds # things I did not know existed and now need to go check out... 😂😂😂 7y
BookFreakOut @WarpedSweetness Oh man, it didn‘t end up affecting my recommendations, but who knows what will happen since you downloaded one! 😂 7y
WarpedSweetness @BookFreakOut I'll probably start getting all this dino porn recommendations. Lol I already have weird recommendations thanks to read this horrid virgin/older man novel a while back. 7y
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DGRachel
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I finished this right before bed last night, but felt this #tentacleporn deserved a thoughtful review. If you can get past some of the #squicky sex scenes, there‘s actually a pretty decent romance novel here. I‘d give it a solid 3 1/2 🐙🐙🐙🦄. Thanks for cheering me on after I decided to #takeonefortheteam. I‘ve had so much fun with our conversations. Oh, and I‘m totally counting this for the Read Harder LGBTQ+ romance category!

OrangeMooseReads Tentacle porn, that‘s a new one for me. Sounds like it could be a fun read. 7y
jpmcwisemorgan I‘m going to read this one but I think I‘ll wait until next year so I can finish up some other books. Also, I need fun reads to spread out over next year. I‘ve been saving some. 7y
cathysaid "Tentacles in orifices." Now there's a phrase I never expected to see! 7y
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DGRachel @OrangeMooseReads @jpmcwisemorgan It was better than I expected it to be and actually rather fun. I read romances when I need a brain-break or am heading into a slump, and I think this is definitely a good choice for either of those situations. 7y
BarbaraTheBibliophage Great review! This sounds like a palate cleanser book, since it‘s pretty light hearted. I‘d give it a try. For anyone into #tentacleporn there are several scenes in the Merry Gentry series with a character who has extra tentacles, although he‘s not a kraken. 7y
DGRachel @cathysaid You‘re welcome. 😂🤣😂🤣 @BarbaraTheBibliophage I may have to check out that series. I know I will never look at octopuses the same way now. 🐙😱🤣🤣 7y
GondorGirl I'm so glad that you reviewed this. I was ready to read it based on the crazy conversions we've been having, but your review makes it sound rather good. 🦄💙🐙 7y
DGRachel @GondorGirl I think you‘ll be happier with it than the #dinoporn, based on what I‘ve seen. 😉 7y
TricksyTails Fantastic review! 🐙💖🦄 Our entertaining conversations had me curious enough to read this but your review has me sold. It sounds like it's actually a good story even though it's got squicky bits. 😆 I quite like octopuses so I don't know that I'd want to taint my image of them. Dinosaurs I'm indifferent towards so no harm there. Thought we'd be able to share quotes about the #dinoporn but there's just no way!🙈 It's so awful! 7y
ReadingRover After seeing your posts I feel I now can‘t resist this ridiculous concept of a book!!! 🐙+🦄=💘 7y
DGRachel @TricksyTails It really sounds like I picked the right weird romance book. I definitely got the better deal. Sorry the #dinoporn is so bad. @ReadingRover Yay! I hope you enjoy it. It‘s not perfect or great, but for what it is (a paranormal romance), it was pretty darn good. 😉 7y
Lcsmcat @ReadingRover I love your emoji invention!! @DGRachel Thanks for #takingonefortheteam. Now Littens will only have to search #tentacleporn and #dinoporn to be enlightened (and entertained!) 7y
DGRachel @Lcsmcat Thanks for sending me down this rabbit hole! The discussions this has touched off have been entertaining. I‘ve not laughed this much in a long time and have looked forward to checking Litsy more than ever. 😂 7y
jpmcwisemorgan @DGRachel @GondorGirl Wait? There‘s #dinoporn? And for the adventurers in this group there‘s a series with #centaursex in one of the books (AURA series by Angel Martinez). 7y
TricksyTails @jpmcwisemorgan #Centaursex?! Oh my... @GondorGirl You in? 😂😂😂 7y
GondorGirl @TricksyTails Sure! Centaurs are half human... that'll be normal compared to the dinosaurs! 7y
jpmcwisemorgan @GondorGirl @TricksyTails Well, it‘s #centaursex and #incubussex so four-legs with two-legs....... 7y
TricksyTails @GondorGirl @jpmcwisemorgan 😂😂😂Part humans are too normal! We'd be backsliding *heh* so might as well stick with what we do best https://www.amazon.com/Space-Raptor-Trilogy-Chuck-Tingle-ebook/dp/B01I7Q2T52/ref... 7y
Linear The closest ive resd to tentacle porn is l.k hamiltons merideth gentry with the king of the slough ( or whatever)... you guys are hittn the kinky stuff this month i see. First dino romance now this. Naughties, right before christmas -tut tut tut- 7y
Linear @BarbaraTheBibliophage ha we mentioned the same book lol 7y
Linear Omg, orange is the new black moment " It's not just sex, it's love. It's two people connecting... with four other people, and aliens." - crazy eyes 7y
Seekingtardis This is amazing!!!!! It‘s totally getting higher on my tbr pile!! 7y
jpmcwisemorgan I don‘t understand how there is #dinoporn. Or #spaceraptorporn??? Are they shifters? What is happening? 7y
mcipher I can‘t believe it was good! 😂 7y
TricksyTails @jpmcwisemorgan Not shifters! The dinosaurs are actual dinosaurs getting it on with humans! 🙈 7y
jpmcwisemorgan I think this was one of the books that kicked off #LitsyAfterDark. I‘m finally getting around to reading it! 4y
DGRachel @jpmcwisemorgan 🤣🤣 I can‘t wait to hear what you think! 4y
jpmcwisemorgan Three years later! I really have meant to go back and read this one but I can‘t believe it‘s been THREE years!!! 4y
DGRachel @jpmcwisemorgan Three years? That can‘t be right. 😳 I mean, I see the comments marked 3 years ago, but I refuse to acknowledge the time lapse. 🤣 4y
jpmcwisemorgan @DGRachel I hear you! How is that possible? 4y
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GondorGirl
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Hey @TricksyTails - Why is the triceratop my favorite dinosaur? Because it's three times as horny as the other dinos! 😂😂😂 (seriously my favorite dino though!)

I've got an early day tomorrow, so I need to log off... but tomorrow I expect to have heartfelt discussions with you over the complexities of human/dinosaur relations.

#FreakyFriendsForever #DinoHole #DinoPorn #TakeOneForTheTeam #TakingOneForTheTeam

TricksyTails 😂😂😂😂 OHMYGAWD!! I love you!! 😂😂😂😂Hope you don't have Dino dreams! 7y
vlwelser There are no words for how funny this is. I'm laughing so hard I can barely type. Thank you. 7y
Owlizabeth I‘m literally LOLing 7y
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shendrix413 😂😂 just woke up the hubby with my giggles! 😂😂 7y
MinDea It's because sarah was the best in land before time...or really ducky was 😊😉 7y
Clwojick @TricksyTails I just told nolan about this whole thing. And he was like 😑😑😑😑 are you joining the buddy read? I was like IM NOT SPENDING MY HARD EARNED CASH ON THAT! but I am tempted. It might just change my life. (edited) 7y
TricksyTails @Clwojick Ahahahaha DON'T! I've only read the first couple of pages and it's awful! 7y
TricksyTails @Clwojick Nolan is never going to want you to be friends with the #dinoporn girl! 😂 7y
Clwojick Meh! He's used to me befriending weird girls. Lol 7y
JenlovesJT47 Omg 😂😂😂😂😂 I need to check this out! 😱🙈🙊🐉 7y
Scurvygirl I don't know what's sexier, the girl or the dino? #dinoporn 😬😹 7y
GondorGirl @Scurvygirl Omg! Why isn't there a dinosaur emoji? 7y
Drebae29 I‘m dying laughing over here. 7y
laurieluna I've only just seen these posts! Omg 😂 7y
GondorGirl @miralunasbooknook Welcome to the freak show! 😂 7y
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