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Watery tarts distribute swords, forming the basis of a system of government. #badsummary

Two enemies make their children fight to the death but instead the children decide to join the circus for eternity.

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Friends work together so that the runt doesn‘t become bacon. #badsummary

A bumbling lad survives school—and the ultimate bully—with the help of his two best friends: a brainy girl and a fearful boy. #badsummary

This #badsummary can be broken down way too short - or does it make it even better??

Short: ➿The nanny has an affair with her boss, then his wife burns down the house.➿

Long: ➿So this poor girl gets a job as a nanny and gets seduced by her boss (fyi: he sometimes wears drag). Then she finds out he's already married, but after his wife burns down the house they get hitched anyways. She also sees a lot of ghosts and wins the lottery. The end.➿

Anne's family doesn't approve of her engagement so she breaks it off and he joins the Navy. Eight years later, he dates Anne's friend who hits her head and he runs away. He comes back to hang with Anne and her family and friends but she's dating someone else. He overhears her talking about how women love the longest and he writes her a letter... no spoilers!

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How about you @kramerh77 @NikkiKey94

A grumpy curmudgeon of a man keeps putting off committing suicide (yikes!) because everyone keeps needing him to help them. #BadSummary

This girl finds a magical world, but her siblings think she's crazy and a liar. This continues until one day her brother also finds it, even though he keeps calling her a liar because he's planning on selling out his siblings for candy. They then all wander in the snow a lot until the lion breathes on stuff and defeats the evil witch. Also, this all takes place in a closet.
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One more #badsummary

A little girl is disliked and neglected by her family. One day she figures out she has special powers. She ends up living with her teacher in a mansion.