"So You Don't Like My Beard? That's OK, I Didn't Grow It For You" - Tom Hardy
I've had a beard or goatee for 38 years, and I've said something similar to several potential girlfriends.
Grandpa said, rubbing at his jaw, “it‘s because when you change back to like we are now, it‘s always like you just shaved. Even if you had a full-on mountain-man #beard the day before.” He made a show of taking in Darren‘s smooth jawline then, got me to look too. “Babyface. That‘s what you always call a werewolf who was out getting in six different kinds of trouble the night before. That‘s how you know what they‘ve been doing.” #QuotsyOct19