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#spaceraptorsex
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jpmcwisemorgan
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Onward to Volume 5, which starts with more #spaceraptorsex. This is the final segment of the Space Raptor Butt Trilogy that I read to #takeonefortheteam. I think that book might still be available through Kindle Unlimited. Volume 5 is available through Kindle Unlimited for anyone who has that service and wants to join in. #dinohole #LitsyAfterDark #FreakFriendsForever

DGRachel Has anyone else been brave enough to read this with you, or are we all sitting on the sidelines just letting you #takeonefortheteam? 7y
dsfisher 😂😂😂 7y
bookwrm526 Have you listened to his new podcast?!?! It‘s called Pounded in the Butt By My Own Podcast, and celebrity guests read stories from his books 7y
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jpmcwisemorgan @DGRachel I‘m not sure, maybe @PirateJenny has been? @bookwrm526 Not yet, but I plan to. (edited) 7y
TommieMarie74 I think I might give this a shot (at home, where no one but us Littens will know). 😳🤭 7y
PirateJenny @bookwrm526 I have been. It's pretty hysterical. 7y
bookwrm526 @PirateJenny I haven‘t listened yet, but I plan to - I‘ve been binge listening to audiobooks and have fallen way behind on my podcasts 7y
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LibrarianRyan
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The book tagged is not the book in the picture. And I am not assumed to admit that I have read more than my fair share of erotica. I even professionally reviewed it for a while. And most of my holiday stories on my iPad fall in this category.

Recent postings of #dinoporn made me think a few people might enjoy these. Any with graphic covers I will put behind a spoiler.

#decdays #rockabye

TricksyTails The last two titles and then this description made me think of #FreakyFriendsForever. Sure enough, next paragraph I see #dinoporn. 😂 7y
GlassAsDiamonds The #Dinoporn .... half of me is “must. Check. Immediately” and the other half is stuck at “WTAF”... 🤦🏻‍♀️😂🤦🏻‍♀️😂🤦🏻‍♀️😂🤦🏻‍♀️😂 7y
jpmcwisemorgan @GlassAsDiamonds I found #dinoporn because of #tentacleporn and it escalated to #spaceraptorsex. I‘m reading some #elfporn for Christmas. 7y
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LibrarianRyan @jpmcwisemorgan I have to admit, I too have #elfporn in my collection. 🤦🏼‍♀️ 7y
jpmcwisemorgan Oh I‘m intrigued @LibrarianRyan. I found some Christmas themed m|m romances with Santa‘s elves and such but if there‘s other kinds of elves involved... 7y
TricksyTails @jpmcwisemorgan *drops casually* "I'm reading some #elfporn for Christmas." ? This is why I love my #FreakyFriendsForever! @GlassAsDiamonds Prepare to go down the #dinohole of ridiculous fun! 7y
LibrarianRyan @jpmcwisemorgan I will data mine later and post some titles if I can find them. 7y
TricksyTails @jpmcwisemorgan @LibrarianRyan I need to know if these elves are like the Keebler kind of elf variety. 7y
jpmcwisemorgan @TricksyTails Mine are Santa elves but I think one book had a dark elf. There are reindeer involved too but they are people who protect Santaland, or whatever it‘s called, and their title is a play on reindeer. That‘s all I know. I bought the entire set of books. I will post as I read them. 😀 7y
TricksyTails @jpmcwisemorgan Yes, please! I'll be looking forward to those posts! 😆 Sooooo tiny Santa elves not Legolas kind of elf? 7y
jpmcwisemorgan @TricksyTails I think they are not elves like you might see in Christmas shows/movies but definitely not Legolas elves. I‘m hoping @LibrarianRyan might assist with the latter. 7y
TricksyTails @jpmcwisemorgan If they are Legolas like elves I'm all over it! 😝 7y
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jpmcwisemorgan
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Ok, so despite the potential for squickiness (Is that the right word?) this trilogy of novellas is funny and a little banana pants. If you don‘t think too hard about the logistics of human/dino relations you‘ll be ok. Also, who doesn‘t want to read about a “luscious sex cocktail”? Hmm...

Final lesson: Evil doesn‘t win the day. Go love!

There‘s an extra novella, so onward I go. #dinoporn #spaceraptorsex

LibrarianRyan Love it. 7y
ReadingsByTheC Glad you enjoyed it. The dramatic reading last night went very well! I have a pretty good dinosaur voice if I do say so myself, LOL. 😁 7y
jpmcwisemorgan @ReadingsByTheC Did anyone record it? Were you able to keep a straight face? 7y
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ReadingsByTheC @jpmcwisemorgan Gosh no! It was a No Cameras Allowed type of evening. Alas, I was unable to keep a straight face. Two words: Raptor Rod. After that, I was done for. 😂😂😂 7y
TricksyTails Fracking awesome! 7y
jpmcwisemorgan @ReadingsByTheC I‘m giggling at your comment! 7y
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jpmcwisemorgan

On to Space Raptor Butt Redemption. I‘m a page or two in already and there‘s an issue - the character‘s names are flipped. Someone didn‘t edit. But there is now an official “interspecies relationship between dinosaur and human” - something that I never thought I‘d read. #dinoporn #spaceraptorporn #spaceraptorsex #takeonefortheteam

TricksyTails 😂 Down the #dinohole. 7y
Soubhiville Lol! 🤣🤣🤣 7y
ReadingsByTheC 😂😂😂 7y
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jpmcwisemorgan

I really want to share the sexy bits but I don‘t want to spoil it for anyone. The first story went by quickly. The D part of BDSM makes itself known. The story is actually pretty funny. On my way home from work I‘ll start Space Raptor Butt Redemption. #dinoporn #spaceraptorporn #spaceraptorsex #takeonefortheteam #takingonefortheteam

GondorGirl I'm worried about posting too much dirty stuff. I don't want to force anyone to see anything that might upset them. Maybe we can put quotes in the comments under a spoiler tag? 7y
CocoReads 😂😂😂 7y
TricksyTails 😂 @GondorGirl I'm feeling we got the raw deal here! Everyone else is doing better with their #dinoporn and #tentacleporn! Nothing beats this awesome bonding experience though! 😆 #FreakyFriendsForever I'm going to try to find something good for us. Wonder what the weirdest genre is out there... 7y
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TricksyTails @GondorGirl That's what I'm going to do with the warrior and raptor boyfriend one. I'll use the spoiler tag with the comments. 7y
jpmcwisemorgan @GondorGirl @TricksyTails I like the idea of using comments with the spoiler tag for quotes. 7y
Crinoline_Laphroaig 🤣🤣🤣 7y
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jpmcwisemorgan

I‘m reading this on lunch. At work. Writing is good, sexy bits are coming up. They‘ve briefly discussed the logistics of how this might work out. #dinoporn #spaceraptorporn#spaceraptorsex #takeonefortheteam #takingonefortheteam

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jpmcwisemorgan
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Welp, this is happening. It‘s free through Kindle Unlimited. You know, in case someone wants to join in. #spaceraptorporn #spaceraptorsex Is it better than #dinoporn #tentacleporn? Inquiring minds want to know. @ReadingsByTheC you know you want in on this! 😉

jpmcwisemorgan @GondorGirl Did you see my #foodporn post? Know anymore willing victims? 7y
ReadingsByTheC I may or may not be reading portions of this aloud at my girls night sleepover tomorrow. After a few cocktails of course! 😉 7y
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jpmcwisemorgan @ReadingsByTheC Tell us how it goes!!! 7y
TricksyTails @ReadingsByTheC I feel like these would be so much more fun with a little bit of whiskey. 7y
TricksyTails Has anyone decided to join you down the #spaceraptorsex #dinohole? 😆 7y
Leniverse I think "Space Raptor Tail" would have been a better title, but I guess the author prefers to be blunt. ? 7y
Leniverse @TricksyTails Someone clued me in to some free dinoporn short stories a few years back. They were great for reading out loud with strong alcoholic beverages. We were in stitches. 🤣😂😅 7y
jpmcwisemorgan @Leniverse Yes, tail would have been better. I still can‘t believe these are the conversations we‘re having now. 7y
jpmcwisemorgan @TricksyTails Nope, no takers yet. 7y
TricksyTails @Leniverse It'd be hilarious to have a lit up Litsy get together reading #dinoporn aloud!! 7y
TricksyTails Let's make @GondorGirl do it with us since it's all her fault this started anyway! #FreakyFriendsForever 😉😂 7y
GondorGirl Fine. I'm in. Jerks. 😉 7y
jpmcwisemorgan @TricksyTails @GondorGirl I almost shouted one of us at work and I‘m glad I didn‘t because I don‘t want to explain this. Also, y‘all started it so it‘s really more all y‘all should shout one of us at me. Who else can we get in on this? 7y
jpmcwisemorgan @TricksyTails @Leniverse A Litsy slumber party with wine and #dinoporn read-along would be awesome! 7y
ReadingsByTheC @TricksyTails Agreed! I already advised my friends to expect a special treat tomorrow! 7y
TricksyTails @jpmcwisemorgan @GondorGirl @Leniverse @ReadingsByTheC It'd be so fun if we could arrange a time for all of us to be live on Litsy together to have discussions under the influence! 7y
TricksyTails @jpmcwisemorgan @GondorGirl @Leniverse @ReadingsByTheC Lit with Litsy After Dark! 🍹🍸🍷🍺 7y
GondorGirl @TricksyTails We could always arrange a Facebook chat or something like that... 7y
jpmcwisemorgan @TricksyTails @GondorGirl @Leniverse @ReadingsByTheC Let‘s do it!!! Lit with Litsy After Dark should absolutely be a thing. People don‘t have to drink if they don‘t want. 7y
TricksyTails @GondorGirl I don't do Facebook 😞 7y
Leniverse Now there's a hashtag if I ever saw one! #LitsyAfterDark Not sure it will be drink o'clock for all of us at the same time though. @TricksyTails @GondorGirl @ReadingsByTheC @jpmcwisemorgan 7y
ReadingsByTheC @Leniverse @GondorGirl @TricksyTails @jpmcwisemorgan sounds fun! I could be down for that. I don't have Facebook though, maybe we can use Slack. 7y
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