Damn Beverly, just take my soul while you're at it. Jeez.

Why are you so sad, Beverly? Who hurt you?

Wanna piss everybody off? Change your naming convention.

I'll just take the roach motel, thanks.

This girl I used to like in middle school finished this before me. I didn't like her so much after that.

It's a fallacy, I tells ya!

And I never went to the fair again...

This helped with my surgery, ironically.

Don't feel like killing yourself yet? Give this one a try.

Life ain't so bad sometimes.

Nothing made me want to drop out of 5th grade faster than this book.

Could this be the reason I'm a depressed adult?.... Naaaah....

Come for The Mist, stay for the amazing writing.

As close to Douglas Adams as you can get without a TARDIS. Absolutely worth the read.

Rememeber the love triangle and CGI battles? Me neither.

There's a part where a guy says he's Vin Diesel's personal barber, and as a kid I thought that was a very strange character to add to the story.

I much prefer the original title... Survivor: Fancy Island.

Had a friend who used to mix up The Odyssey as The Oddity, and Space Oddity as Space Odyssey. Life is hard sometimes.

I usually write joke reviews, but this one honestly broke my heart. Everything about it is just sad...

Don't watch these kids too closely now...

My friend made oinking noises while I read this in Junior High. He was a dick, but I kinda get it.

Came to laugh, stayed because nobody should see me cry.

The real daughter of time? Boredom. Holy crap, the guy in the hospital knows NOTHING about my suffering and what I had to go through while reading this. Get a life, loser, and find a better book.

As I write this from prison, I can confirm that this book offers no helpful information. Still enjoyable regardless.

Robert De Nero, truly the greatest monster of all.

Chuck Norris wrote a book once.

It was alright.

Remember when these were a thing?

I know my eyes read something...

You got it, buddy.

Selfish little buggar...

Not about your left hand, but still fairly enjoyable.

I came to laugh, not to feel...

I did!

But seriously, whole thing is hilarious.

Got-R-Done, 10/10.

Let's just pretend there's all this was...

Better than the movie, without a doubt. Did anything even happen after 2? I think not...

It's like deleted scenes for your head.

Movie first, book second, worked out fine for me.

Also know as 2017.

All Quiet On the Western Front, eat your heart out.

Now if only I could smash the roach in my apartment...

Ya know what I like in a protagonist? Silence. Silence and sadness.

Wait, no, I'm full! I'M FULL!!

Ah, that's good, all full.

Okay, I'm a little hungry...

This book saved me on a cruise. Who'd a thunk the black abyss that is space would be more calming than the Gulf of Mexico?

I can appreciate a book that takes one bath session to read. Well done, Herman.

I never knew FAKE history could be so boring... C'mon, Don.

Hopefully he makes some kind of effort to hide large packages too.

Playing Oregon Trail would also be a viable alternative.