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When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? | George Carlin
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Now in paperback, the New York Times bestseller that takes readers on a riotous journey through the mind of one of America's premier comics George Carlin's legendary irreverence and iconoclasm are on full display in When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops as he vainly scours the American landscape for signs of intelligence in his third national bestseller. Ranging from his absurdist side (Message from a Cockroach; TV News: The Death of Humpty Dumpty; Tips for Serial Killers) to his unerring ear for American speech (Politician Talk; Societal Clichs; Euphemisms: 13 sections) to his unsparing views on America and its values (War, God, Stuff Like That; Zero Tolerance; Tired of the Handi-crap), Carlin delivers everything that his fans expect, and then adds a few surprises. Carlin on the battle of the sexes: Here's all you have to know about men and women: Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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TheBookgeekFrau
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Bailedbailed

Like Shakespeare, Carlin is meant to heard not read.

It's like a transcript of his stand-up shows and I'm glad to have it on hand; but the words mean nothing without the man.

dabbe So true! Every intonation, every syllable mattered ... and he was such a word-lover! #logophile #carlinwouldhaveknowntheword 🤣 1y
TheBookgeekFrau @dabbe such a maestro when it came to word arrangement and from jumping subject to subject seemingly randomly but always a thread to tie everything together. I mean I can hear his voice in my head, but without his facial expressions and body language . . . it's just flat. 1y
TieDyeDude I have one of his books on hand, but I don't know if I've ever read it the whole way through. One liners are good to read, but I agree a whole book doesn't work as well. 1y
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TheBookgeekFrau @TieDyeDude Nope, a whole book doesn't work. But reading a few things was nostalgic fun--I miss his humor. 1y
mandarchy I read this while he was still alive and loved it. It's possible it hasn't aged well 1y
TheBookgeekFrau @mandarchy It just doesn't read well - it's better to watch him preform it; but I'm happy to have in print the reduction of the Ten Commandments down to two 🤣🤣 Good stuff 1y
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TheBookgeekFrau
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Time to remove this from #MountTBR and actually read it 📖

#currentread

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TheBookgeekFrau
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Eggs Perfect 🤩 1y
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booklover3258
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Pickpick

My review of this book can be found on my Youtube Vlog at:

https://youtu.be/XGCYhWm-BmE

Enjoy!

mandarchy I loved this book! 4y
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keithmalek
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7 covers you love for 7 days
I went to this book signing years ago when it first came out at the Union Square Barnes & Noble in NYC. Immediately after, I went to a bar to return something to a bartender friend. Some religious nutjob at the bar saw the book and said, "I read that book. Read Matthew 6:3. It'll keep you honest." I said, "It must not have worked for you. This book came out today." #7covers7days

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GoneFishing

I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: "Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was.

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keithmalek

I went to the book signing for this book at the Union Square Barnes & Noble in NYC. Afterward, I went to a bar to return something to a friend. A religious lunatic standing at the bar saw the title and must have been offended, because he said, "Read Matthew 6:3. It will keep you honest." I responded, "Really? Well maybe you need to reread that passage because this book literally came out today. By the way, lying is a sin." Then I walked away.

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GoneFishing

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

tpixie George Carlin is great! 8y
britt_brooke George Carlin. 💙💙💙 8y
DeeLew That book. I read that out loud to my boyfriend and we were laughing so hard, we both had tears rolling! 😂😂😂😂 8y
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MCYmermaid Greatly missed. 8y
SuperPunkNinja I would love to hear what George Carlin would have to say about this election! 8y
Carolyn11215 Miss him so terribly! Just added this to my TBR list. 8y
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sprainedbrain
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Day 20 of #augustphotochallenge is funny books. Here's a little stack of some that have amused me over the years...I've loaned out my copy of Shrill, or it would be here, too. 😃

JanuarieTimewalker13 I'm not sure if this is because I have 50 year old eyes and I'm stubborn and don't want to go to 2.00 reading glasses, but I always want to expand these pics, thinking I can, to read all the titles. Ok, 50+ year old eyes...lol if only we had Litsy 20 years ago!! 8y
Readingismyescape @JanuarieTimewalker13 I laughed when I saw your comment. I often wish I could expand the images too. Of course I have 40+ year old eyes, and use reading glasses too.... 8y
Godmotherx5 @JanuarieTimewalker13 I want to expand the photos, too. Funny how we form habits around our eyes. 8y
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JanuarieTimewalker13 Oh, good, I'm not alone!! I always cherished my eyesight and my legs, from my earliest memories, so now I can relate to people who have had glasses all their lives...not easy. Thankfully, I was about 45 when I needed the reading glasses. 8y
Laura317 Maybe the Litsy powers that be can add expanding photos to this app? @Litsy 8y
ImaginativeMom @JanuarieTimewalker13 @Readingismyescape @Godmotherx5 Yay! It's not just me! I'm constantly forgetting and trying to expand the photos, then wondering how others can possibly see the book titles in those stacks. 😂😂 8y
wen4blu Me too! I cheat by taking a screen shot of the picture, so I can open it in photos and zoom in. 8y
Lacythebookworm 😻😻😻 8y
JanuarieTimewalker13 Haha! See we are never truly alone in our reactions🤓 8y
keithmalek I have 4 of those books (New Rules, the Carlin books, and Round Ireland With a Fridge). And all four are some of my favorites! 7y
sprainedbrain @keithmalek they are great books! 7y
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