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I can see why this isn't for everyone, but it made me chuckle, which I believe was the point and was a nice break from all the seriousness about.

Two of my favorites

>>I have violent thoughts when people use the terms sci fi and fantasy interchangeably. "Oh, I love science fiction. I just read Lord of the Rings." I will end you.

>>I always say the book was better than the movie, but I don't even know if the movie has a book.

#audiobook #Overdrive #VirtualMountTBR2020

So, if you've been following me, you know I just can't do audio books, as I tune it out. But I needed a palate cleanser after my latest read, and my library only had this as an audio on #Overdrive. I put it on while cleaning up, and inadvertently sucked my husband in. Not sure I'd count this as a real #audiobook, though, since it's just audio clips from the show. Trying to get my husband into audiobooks, though, so here's to ulterior motives.

My god this was hilarious. I nearly split a side laughing at some of these.

legit terrible. “I know how to fold fitted sheets, but I will never tell my wife.” “I think riding a roller coaster is the most fun thing in the world. Then again, I‘ve never tried crack.” If you think those are hilarious gems, take a good look at yourself in the mirror bc ur wrong and u should feel bad.

Satisfyingly funny and sometimes relatable. 😂😂😂😂😂 Shhhhh🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

This book is stupid. I only read it because I got it for free, and because it only takes about ten or fifteen minutes to read. It's not even remotely funny.

Sometimes I'll use the kids' urinal so I feel like a giant.

When I go into a McDonald's that has the calories printed on the menu, I pretend they're points and I'm going to win.

I read this book in 12 minutes.

Some of the confessions are funny, but this is a strongly so-so little compilation.

So good😂😂😂

Meh. Not my favorite part of his show anyway, so I wasn't expecting much.

Cute and ultimately forgettable, I read this very quickly over a lunch break.