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Unhinged
Unhinged: An Erotic Door Romance | Vera Valentine
4 posts | 4 read | 2 to read
Someone's been watching Tana closely, but he's a lot closer than she realizes. From intimate moments to lazy afternoons on the couch, he's secretly seen it all-and fallen for her along the way. The problem is that someone else is watching too, and his obsession with Tana is a lot more dangerous.
When a man claiming to be her front door enters her dreams to warn her about an imminent threat to her life, Tana initially chalks it up to her weird late-night snacks. But she rethinks things when her earnest visitor insists he's also ready to protect her-in exchange for one hell of a favor.
When Tana trades her best line of defense for an unlikely supernatural ally, the threat lurking beyond her apartment hallway starts getting desperate as the law closes in. Can her inhuman companion save her from the worst of humanity, or is it too late for both of them?
Content considerations: Unhinged is a paranormal romance story that involves a human woman getting it on with her front door, which later turns into a guy. This story contains...a lot of stuff that would probably land me on the naughty list with bots from our benevolent overlords if I went into detail in this blurb.
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julesG
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Panpan

Door smut. Well, I've given it a try.

Paranormal romance novella, 69 pages, in which her front door is in love with her and turns into a man to protect her against the villain.

I might have rated it higher if it wasn't for the female narrator who sounded much too peppy, especially during the 🌶️ scenes.

Laughterhp Door smut is a thing? 🤔 1mo
GingerAntics @Laughterhp it‘s hilarious! It‘s satire. (edited) 1mo
rubyslippersreads I‘ve heard of open-door romance and closed-door romance, but never one where the door was a romantic lead. 🤣 1mo
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Captivatedbybooks @rubyslippersreads same!!!! That threw me for a loop. I had to reread this post twice to make sure i was reading AND comprehending right lol 1mo
LiteraryinPA What WILL they think of next? 😋 1mo
Bookwormjillk I prefer windows 1mo
GingerAntics @Bookwormjillk she also has one about balloons. 🤣😂🤣 1mo
julesG It was an interesting experience. I might try window smut next year. 🤣🤣🤣 @Laughterhp @rubyslippersreads @Captivatedbybooks @LiteraryinPA @Bookwormjillk @GingerAntics @dabbe 1mo
GingerAntics @julesG I laughed so hard reading this one, especially when the door turned out to be somewhat submissive. It was HILARIOUS!!! I was outright laughing on the bus. 1mo
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Michellesibs
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Mehso-so

I'm not sure how I feel about the fact that door smut exists but regardless, it does, it's here and it's been getting some buzz.

I thought the personality of the door was quite entertaining. The overall plot was as you'd expect for a book like this, full of plot holes and eye rolls.

Will I be boarding the door smut hype train? Nope but no judgement here, I'm not here to yuck anyone's yum.

ShelleyBooksie Currently Reading podcast did a review of this book - it was funny! 1mo
Michellesibs @ShelleyBooksie Oh I definitely need to listen to this 😂 1mo
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GingerAntics
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This isn‘t from the book, per se. It‘s from the closing credits. Totally recommend the audiobook. If for nothing else, than for Richard Pendragon‘s door! Tell Door Pendragon that he‘s a “good door”… by listening to him in this audiobook. 💀💀💀
#VeraValentine #unhinged #audiobook #busbook #hilarious #gooddoor #RichardPendragon #RichardPendragonsDoor #DoorPendragon #famousdoor #quoteinaquote

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GingerAntics
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Pickpick

5 squeaky doors for this book. This is 100% an instagram made me do it situation. I saw multiple funny posts about this one and finally gave in. It was hilarious, but it also made you actually feel for the characters and inhale the plot (yes, it‘s got a well thought out plot). I wouldn‘t mind a sequel with this couple to see how they‘re getting on a few years down the line.

GingerAntics Adorable if you don‘t mind female centred 🌶️🌶️🌶️ and a little mild D/s play with consent a central theme. #VeraValentine #Unhinged #Audiobook #busbook #hilarious 7mo
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