A girl goes on an unexpected trip and commits a murder. No one minds. Then she goes on a really long walk, talks to an imaginary person and then walks some more. Commits another murder. Busts an old guy for being creepy. Misses her ride. Discovers shoes are the answer to everything. Acts like a weirdo when she gets home. #explainabookplotbadly
So many demons. (You get a demon, you get a demon, everybody gets a demon!) Lyra runs away from London because dust. Do not trust the golden monkey. Maybe the witches will help her. Or gypsies? The big scary bear should be the king, but first he needs to ride in a hot air balloon. Watch out for gobblers.
#explainabookplotbadly
😜In honor of the news I just read today about a new BBC mini series for His Dark Materials with Lin Manuel-Miranda! ❤️
Something kills old dude. She likes comics. Lots of snow. Happens in non-U.S. country at start. Kablooey: everybody gets sick. Some people die. There's music. Jesus guy is mean. #ExplainABookPlotBadly
Man goes on business trip and gets left behind. Becomes a farmer while waiting for his ride home. #explainabookplotbadly
#explainabookplotbadly (Did you start this tag, @kelseynicburke ?)
Due to localised travel disruptions caused by the unseasonable bad weather, a boy takes the replacement lifeboat service with his stroppy cat.
(Sorry!)
