Man, I really wanted to like this, but there's just too much goofy insanity, all dumped on the reader at once. The real tragedy is that there's a character who's new to the world of the titular Projects and, optimally, he could've been used to ease us in too. Unfortunately, the story is in such a pants-wetting hurry to get from one "kewl" setpiece to another that they just can't be bothered.