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Zoey Punches the Future in the Dick
Zoey Punches the Future in the Dick: A Novel | David Wong
9 posts | 4 read | 10 to read
New York Times bestselling author David Wong's Zoey Punches the Future in the Dick is the latestand greatestsci-fi thriler in the Zoey Ashe Series. Nightmarish villains with superhuman enhancements. An all-seeing social network that tracks your every move. Mysterious, smooth-talking power players who lurk behind the scenes. A young woman suddenly in charge of the most decadent city in the world. And her very smelly cat. Zoey Ashe is like a fish so far out of water that it has achieved orbit. She finds herself struggling to establish rule over a sprawling empire while Tabula Ra$a's rogue's gallery of larger-than-life crime bosses and corrupt plutocrats smell weakness. Tensions brew across the city. A steamer trunk-sized box arrives at Zoey's door, and she and her bodyguard Wu are shocked to find that it contains a disemboweled corpse, and even more shocked when that corpse, controlled by an unknown party, rises from the box and goes on a rampage through the house. After being subdued, it speaks in an electronic voice, accusing Zoey of being its murderer. Soon, it makes the same claim to the public at large, along with the promise of a cash reward for proof that Zoey and the Suits are behind the crime. Now Zoey is having doubts of her own: Is she 100% sure that someone on her team didn't do this? She also doesn't even have a complete list of what businesses she owns, or what exact laws her organization is still breaking. So what does she really know?
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jackilynn
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Lazy Sunday house/dog sitting while my parents enjoy a weekend away. I didn't want to start anything major while I wait for the new Stephen King (Tuesday!!!) so I figured now was the perfect time to catch up with Zoey (whose next book comes out in October).

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McFarchie
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Pickpick

This is a fantastic sequel, and just the palette cleanser that I needed!

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McFarchie
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Best title ever!

keithmalek The plot doesn't sound that interesting to me, and I don't even like science fiction. But is that title enough to get me to read it? I believe so. 4y
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Echo
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My Zoey didn't understand why I made her stop for this photo op

Bookzombie 😂 Cute photo! 4y
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GreenGrl87

Sometimes the story of your life gets so jumbled and messy that you just want to erase it completely.

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GreenGrl87
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Super freakin‘ stoked about the arrival of this very sophisticated and adult reading material!! 😂 David Wong is one of the few authors whose books I put on preorder without even reading the synopsis; they are wild and out-of-control, raunchy, irreverent, and I just cannot get enough! Clearing my reading and social schedule for the rest this week so I can dive right in! #guiltypleasure #judgeyourself

CaliforniaCay Awesome title! Stacked 📚 4y
GreenGrl87 @CaliforniaCay enjoy! It‘s a sequel though, the first one is 4y
CaliforniaCay Good to know. Also stacked, thanks! 4y
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DaveGreen7777 I really enjoyed “John Dies At The End”, I have to check this series out! 😀 4y
GreenGrl87 @DaveGreen7777 have you read the second one, This Book is Full of Spiders!? That one is my favorite by him!! 4y
DaveGreen7777 @GreenGrl87 I haven‘t read that one yet but it is high on my TBR list! 📚 4y
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vlwelser
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#BookSpinBingo update! I'm trying something different this time. Stickers! Who doesn't love stickers?
😊=good
🌟=really good
#BookSpin and #DoubleSpin are both done. Yay!
@TheAromaofBooks

rubyslippersreads Stickers make everything more fun! 😊 4y
JenReadsAlot I'm using stickers too! 4y
TheAromaofBooks Yay!! Great progress! And I am totally here for stickers! 😁 4y
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vlwelser
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Pickpick

I love this new series. It may be my new favorite. Zoey is forced to save the world from evil. Again. And she does it in a very comedic fashion. She sort of reminds me of Tank Girl.

#BookSpinBingo square 6
@TheAromaofBooks

#ARC from #StMartins via #Netgalley
Pub date is 10/13/2020 (great Halloween book btw)

TheAromaofBooks Woohoo!! 4y
Hooked_on_books That title! 😂 4y
vlwelser @Hooked_on_books I think that's his hook. You're compelled to pick it up and read the description. 4y
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jackilynn
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HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS WAS COMING OUT THIS YEAR?!!!! 😱😱

Futuristic Violence & Fancy Suits is probably my 2nd favorite (quite possibly tied for 1st with This Book Is Full of Spiders) David Wong book and we are finally getting a sequel. I may be a just a little excited!! I want it in my hands, NOW!!

Artifice Can't wait for this one! 'Futuristic Violence and Fancy Suits' was great. 4y
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