

Conversation as book review:
Me: This is seriously the strangest book I‘ve ever read
My MIL: Then why are you reading it?
Me: Your son gave it to me for Christmas!
My husband: It was on your list!
Me: No, it wasn‘t—you picked this one out on your own!
Husband: Because it sounded amazing!
Me: No, you don‘t understand, this is next-level strange
Husband: Hahahaha yessssss
Me, later, after finishing the book: I‘m still not sure what I just read