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Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang
Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang | Chelsea Handler
WHAT . . . A RIOT! Life doesn't get more hilarious than when Chelsea Handler takes aim with her irreverent wit. Who else would send all-staff emails to smoke out the dumbest people on her show? Now, in this new collection of original essays, the #1 bestselling author of Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea delivers one laugh-out-loud moment after another as she sets her sights on the ridiculous side of childhood, adulthood, and daughterhood. Family moments are fair game, whether it's writing a report on Reaganomics to earn a Cabbage Patch doll, or teaching her father social graces by ordering him to stay indoors. It's open season on her love life, from playing a prank on her boyfriend (using a ravioli, a fake autopsy, and the Santa Monica pier) to adopting a dog so she can snuggle with someone who doesn't talk. And everyone better duck for cover when her beach vacation turns into matchmaking gone wild. Outrageously funny and deliciously wicked, CHELSEA CHELSEA BANG BANG is good good good good! CHELSEA HANDLER ON...Being unpopular: "My parents couldn't have been more unreasonable when it came to fads or clothes that weren't purchased at a pharmacy." Living with her boyfriend: "He's similar to a large toddler, the only difference being he doesn't cry when he wakes up."Appreciating her brother: "He's a certified public accountant, and I have a real life."Arm-wrestling a maid of honor: "It wasn't her strength that intimidated me. It was the starry way her eyes focused on me, like Mike Tyson getting ready to feed."
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booklover3258
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My review of this book can be found on my YouTube Vlog at:

https://youtu.be/PSLqRFOixoI

Enjoy!

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actualdisneyprincess
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Just hanging out with Chelsea while I cover Children‘s over the lunch hours. 😂🤷🏻‍♀️ #chelseachelseabangbang #chelseahandler #essays #humor

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overtheedge
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Mehso-so



So my love/hate relationship with Chels continues.
She can make me laugh out loud at her jokes and pranks. No one can pull off a prank like chels.
Overall, this is not her best collection but worth the read just for chapters of her jokes on her friends and her boyfriend, Ted.
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overtheedge
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I need some humor today and found this.....
I have a love/hate relationship with Chelsea, but she can make me rotfl....happy Sunday everyone!!

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madamereadsalot1
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StephanieGeiser
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#riotgrams Day 13 - Pink, red, & white

The naked book is tagged.

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Reviewsbylola
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Thanks for tagging me in #5fordinner @Mdargusch , @Cinfhen , and @KarenUK . I decided to do an all female dinner. It would include (1) Jane Austen (duh!) (2) Nancy Mitford (her sisters are free to tag along) (3) Zelda Fitzgerald (not gonna lie, I've never actually read one of her books 😂) (4) Margaret Mitchell (I'm totally either @Mdargusch on this. I need to know the truth about Scarlett and Rhett) and (5) Chelsea Handler.

Reviewsbylola I didn't tag anyone because at this point I have no idea who hasn't been tagged. 😂 7y
KarenUK Love your picks 👍💕 7y
Cinfhen I totally would want Chelsea at my dinner party 😁 7y
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britt_brooke I'd definitely hang out with Chelsea, though I preferred her before she got so political. Enjoyed her books! 7y
Reviewsbylola Totally agree!! @britt_brooke 7y
LyndseyReads Don't you know the Mitford sisters had some great stories? I loved the book I read about their lives: The Sisters. 7y
Reviewsbylola That's the book that started my obsession with the Mitfords' @LyndseyReads 7y
[DELETED] 3803335244 That's one ovary charged dinner! I love it!!! Great picks 7y
emilyhaldi Been dying to read books about the Mitford sisters!! Any in your garage for me? 😂 7y
Reviewsbylola Very possible!! @emilyhaldi 7y
Mdargusch Love that group! I must find out about Scarlett and Rhett! 7y
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Chelsibeau
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📚I ❤️my 🐶📚country 🎶 is my fav📚Halloween is my favorite holiday🎃👻📚vintage everything!📚oldest of 2📚studied abroad in 🇪🇸📚coffee addict📚school supplies make me smile📚magenta is my fav color📚I own well over 50 pairs of 👠📚Boston Red Sox=❤️📚I'm a pescatarian📚white wine📚magnolias & gerber daisies📚KitKat 😃📚I'm a Scorpio 📚cookie dough ice cream📚I'm a viral immunologist📚I love the ocean📚rainy nights & a book 🙂 #20FactsAboutMe

Chelsibeau Oh and 🦇 how could I forget to mention I love bats! And at Halloween time there is always tons of bat themed things! 7y
Laura317 Halloween is such fun! I love the candy and spooky fun. Bats are adorable, too. 7y
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NovelGirl82
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I have a lovely summer sinus infection brewing, so I'm spending the day with Netflix- currently binge watching Chelsea. I need a laugh!

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FairyHighRoad
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I said it before and I'll say it again - I am obsessed with Chelsea Handler! All of her books are great and extremely funny. #funnybooks #riotgrams

MicheleinPhilly I love Chelsea. I'm so bummed that the second season of her show will only be one episode a week. 7y
FairyHighRoad @MicheleinPhilly Me too! At least the shows will be an hour so I guess that makes it a little better. 7y
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MicheleinPhilly
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? Unfortunately the caption got cut off. "A Jew and a gay went to pick a Muslim up from the airport, headed straight to Nordstrom, and then headed over to the White House to give thanks. Thanks POTUS!" I love her!

Notafraidofwords Love it. My sister made a purchase too! 7y
LeahBergen Awesome. 7y
Hooked_on_books YES! I'm planning to buy from Nordstrom in response, and they're doing it to the max! 7y
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specklife
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2017 Love of Reading Challenge with @jess.how .
Day 9: Memoir Love .
Love me some Chelsea Handler!! ❤ 🍸 🐕 🕶 ❤ .
#17booklove

howjessicareads I loved a couple of those! 7y
specklife My Horizontal Life was my fave! 7y
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KT_Scarlett
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I enjoyed this a lot more than I thought I was going to. There were like two chapters that I skipped because I just didn't really care or have any interest in, but I did enjoy reading it. She is hilarious.

Reviewsbylola I loved Chelsea's books when I was younger but I do think they get redundant. I never even bothered to read the last one. 7y
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The best dedication I have ever seen.

ElizaTodd I LOVE Chelsea Handler!! 7y
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Matilda
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🔔 for Chelsea Handler fans who need a laugh the ebook is $2.99 Amazon/B&N

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morieriveral
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You know you're reading the right book when its dedication goes like this! HAHA!🔥

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morieriveral
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I have to agree! HAHAHA

arraabella Wild! Maganda? 8y
morieriveral @arraabella witty siya bes!👌🏼 8y
arraabella @Morie.Riveral noted yan! 8y
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