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Cruise Confidential
Cruise Confidential: A Hit Below the Waterline (Large Print 16pt) | Brian David Bruns
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In Cruise Confidential, Brian David Bruns spills the dirt - or in this case, the dirty water - on those romantic, fun-filled vacations at sea. His hilarious chronicle of the year he spent working for Carnival Cruise Lines takes readers down into the areas where the crew works and lives, leaving readers gasping with laughter as they're assaulted nonstop with events that range from the absurd to the utterly bizarre. Stewards fighting over food. Cutlery allowances and other nonsensical rules. What the crew calls those onboard (no, it's not ''passengers''). And of course, the sex. An abundance of ready, willing, and able bodies eager for action on a vessel replete with nooks and crannies leads to love in some mighty strange, and seemingly impossible, places. Breezy, entertaining, and informative, Cruise Confidential is essential reading for those planning a cruise or for anyone who just needs a good laugh.
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BookishMarginalia
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We‘re off! The cruise is along Central America, so after tomorrow‘s stop in Key West (bookstore here we come!) we might be off the grid for the rest of the week. But not to worry! We‘ll be back! 💜

CouronneDhiver Bon voyage! 🛳⚓️🗺 6y
CarolynM Enjoy! 6y
Kappadeemom Oh my gosh, I hope you get to meet Judy Blume!! ❣️ 6y
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Susanita Have a great trip! 6y
WhatWouldJaneDo Have a wonderful trip! 6y
Princess-Kingofkings Enjoy~relax~have fun! 6y
KarenUK Have a wonderful time! If you have time to tour Hemingway‘s home, it‘s great to hear all the anecdotes! 💕.... and I know you love cats! 💕🐱 6y
TheBookStacker Enjoy! Key West is one of my favorite places! 6y
TheSpineView Love Key West! Enjoy! 6y
Lcsmcat Bon voyage! 6y
CaitZ Have fun! 6y
LeahBergen Say hello to Hemingway‘s polydactyl cats for me! 😄 6y
JackOBotts 🌴Have a great time! 💚 Key West! 💜 6y
RealLifeReading Have fun! 6y
Kerrioke Have a great time! Cruises are so much fun! 6y
Amor4Libros Have fun!!! 6y
Branwen Have sosososo much fun! 💕 6y
Redwritinghood Have fun! My husband and I are doing a NYC to Panama cruise later this year, too. 6y
SW-T Have fun! Hope you both enjoy every minute 😊 6y
kezzlou85 Have an amazing time. 6y
Cathythoughts Oh how beautiful! Enjoy 6y
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BookishMarginalia
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#Sailing out of Tampa port now. Nothing to see yet, so perusing Oprah‘s book suggestions. 🤓

JSW That‘s the best part of any O magazine!! 6y
MicheleinPhilly Hope you ladies have a ball! 6y
charl08 I'm with @JSW 6y
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Mollyanna Have a great time. Just returned from a cruise (out of Ft. Lauderdale though). Such fun! 6y
Riveted_Reader_Melissa Have a great time! 6y
KT1432 Bangkok and Care & Feeding sound really good! Also, the covers! 😍 6y
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BookishMarginalia
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On our way to the Port of Tampa to go on a cruise!

Lindy Woohoo! 6y
Megabooks Fun! Enjoy! 6y
kellyann28 Have a blast! I just left Florida and the weather was perfect! 6y
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Tamra Love those glasses! 6y
Bookwm85forever Enjoy!! 6y
Leftcoastzen Very glamorous! Enjoy! 6y
Aaronlisa Have fun! 6y
LeahBergen Yayyyy! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 6y
BookwormAHN Love the glasses, have fun 🛥 6y
Sungirl79 Awesome!! Have fun!! 6y
CouronneDhiver Tampa is great and cruises are the best! Have an amazing time 6y
erzascarletbookgasm Love the funky glasses! 👏 6y
Gissy Enjoy!❤️ 6y
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TheFunkyBookworm
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Bon Voyage Littens!!! Cruising off to vacation with my family for a week but I‘ve got three good books to keep me busy! See you all in a week! 🚢⚓️🍹 📚

MrBook 😁👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 7y
Cinfhen Have fun 7y
AmyG Great books! Enjoy! 7y
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JennyM Have fun with your fambam 7y
Mdargusch Great book choices! Have fun! 🏝🚢 7y
ReadingEnvy Have fun! I'm off on a cruise in less that two weeks! 7y
CarolynM Enjoy! 7y
erzascarletbookgasm Have a great time! 🛳🏖 7y
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Ke633
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#humpdaypost
1. Cruise to the Caribbean
2. Pasta or Indian food..
3. Can't pick just one!!! Scotland, New Zealand, everywhere I haven't been.
4. Finishing the novel 'The Last Unicorn' and starting the nonfictional 'The Last Unicorn'. Bc I'm cool like that.
5. Physical or Ebooks. I don't attention too well to audiobooks unless I'm driving.

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MrBook
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When we got back over to NJ, this ship was leaving for a new trip. They are big! Behind the cruise ship on the left is the Intrepid Air & Space Museum. That cluster of buildings directly behind just-off-center is where Times Square is. The Empire State Building is behind the ship's front. I took this from Hamilton Park, where Hamilton and Burr dueled to mortal effect. Just out of the frame's right is where #BEA happens! Love the Big Apple! #NYC

RealBooks4ever That is a fabulous picture! 💜 7y
Cortg Thanks for sharing this picture! I showed my 14 year old NYC / Hamilton fan and she was Gaga over it. Love that you compared the buildings and ship. Very cool. 7y
Dragon Wow, great skyline! And great photo! 😀 7y
LitsyGoesPostal 😊👍🏻 7y
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