
glamorous gals gather,
guzzling gossip, getting
gorgeous for their guys.
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glamorous gals gather,
guzzling gossip, getting
gorgeous for their guys.
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water your father,
dear, perhaps he'll grow some brains —
it's worth a shot, right?
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And just like that, dad‘s
hopes for a Sunday morning
quickie were kaput. 🤭
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The toilet paper roll
goes over, not under — what kind
of monster are you?! 🧻
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This had better be
good, Maximilian — I
closed my book for this. 📕
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“Oh my God, Becky —
look at her butt — it is SO
big!” — they cannot lie. 😉🍑
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Elvis on the jukebox,
red vinyl gleaming, sharing a
milkshake with 2 straws.
Another of my fave time periods to read about is the 1950s (and 60s!). Love the old timey diners. It‘s a whole vibe. 🕶️
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Born in the wrong decade —
awkward, out of place — ready
to travel through time.
Been feeling this way since high school. Where‘s my time machine? 🤔
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It was then Tammy
realized she had a wedgie —
deeper than the Grand Canyon.🍦
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That ungrateful girl!
If I still had my youth, I‘d
climb him like a tree.
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