
you should really try
using this thing sometime — it
would change your whole life. 🧠
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you should really try
using this thing sometime — it
would change your whole life. 🧠
#haikuhive #haikuaday #poetry #funny #retroart
“is it just me, or
does Ethel‘s new baby look
like Joe, the milkman?” 🤔🥛
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did you see the tush
on that soldier? I‘d watch him
retreat anytime. 😉🍑
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drizzly day downtown,
inhaling the rain-damp air;
she walks, clears her head.
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what did I tell you,
Mildred? you can see that girl‘s
ankles — disgraceful!
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you know, they make a
special shampoo for that — it‘s
called Head and Shoulders. ❄️
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glamorous gals gather,
guzzling gossip, getting
gorgeous for their guys.
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water your father,
dear, perhaps he'll grow some brains —
it's worth a shot, right?
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And just like that, dad‘s
hopes for a Sunday morning
quickie were kaput. 🤭
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The toilet paper roll
goes over, not under — what kind
of monster are you?! 🧻
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