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The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump
The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump | Robert Sears
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All I ask is fairness People are constantly attacking my hair I think it's very unfair Obama said he never met his uncle Oscar Can you imagine if I made that statement? It would be the electric chair What if there's another side to Donald Trump? A sensitive, poetic side? Driven by this question, Rob Sears began combing The Donald's words for signs of poetry. What he found was a revelation. By simply taking the President Elect's tweets and transcripts, cutting them up and reordering them, he unearthed a trove of beautiful verse that was just waiting to be discovered. This collection will give readers a glimpse of the Trump's innermost thoughts and feelings, on everything from the nature of truth to what annoys him about Halle Berry ? and will reveal a hitherto hidden Donald, who may surprise both students and critics alike.
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ChaoticMissAdventures
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😂😂 Help 🤣😂🤣

CoverToCoverGirl Oh dear lord.. 😳 3y
Soubhiville LOL! 🤣 3y
kplovesbooks 🤦🤣🤣 3y
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DGRachel Oh. Oh no. That algorithm is broken. So broken. 3y
DrexEdit 😳😱🤯🤣🤣 3y
rabbitprincess OMG hahahaha that is awful 😆😨 3y
ChaoticMissAdventures I am so glad others can find this as ridiculously funny as I do!! 3y
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JulietReads
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Is this real? Lol

LinesUponAPage What the what?! Happy April Fools day?? 5y
Palimpsest @Lifeisasnap not April fools. I‘ve seen it at the bookstore. Comic parody, yes, of Trump‘s ridiculous tweets. I‘ve not read it though. The author wrote/ writes? for McSweeny‘s so it‘s probably entertaining, although I couldn‘t bring myself to read his tweets even if they are transposed. 5y
LinesUponAPage @Palimpsest really weird stuff. 5y
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Conservio
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Im not a poetry fan, but I think I might need to read this...

i think Jenny( ReadingEnvy) should read it for Poetry April..

Samplergal I looked through it when I found it in London. It‘s his tweets that the author pieced together. Hysterical. But barf. 6y
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Verity
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Mehso-so

Bonkers, funny but utterly baffling to rate.

ju.ca.no I saw this somewhere else before and thought it was quite funny😂 not sure though if I‘d want to read an entire book of it🙈 6y
BooksBikes12 ...I didn't know he could read, let alone write poetry. 6y
Tamra Fascinating and soooo attractive! 🤢 6y
Verity @Books_Bikes_12 it‘s quite cleverly done - using lines from his tweets and speeches to form poems. I found it clever but it wore a little thin and it made me sad in the end. 6y
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Samplergal
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Found in a London Bookshop. #wordsalad.

Andrew65 😂😂😂 6y
kricheal 😂😂😂😂 6y
BeansPage Is it just full of blank pages? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 6y
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YouReadMyEyes Not sure whether to 😂 or 🤮 lol 6y
Samplergal The author cut his tweets and rants and pasted them together. But of course it‘s trump. So it‘s crass and gross. 6y
SexyCajun Omg this is real!? Ewwwwww 6y
Samplergal I‘m afraid it is. It‘s funny too. 6y
Burghbookaddict Its the best poetry collection. The best ever. BELIEVE ME. Its going to sell BIGLY. Trust me. Only losers wouldn't like these poems. All other poetry is fake news. NO COLLUSION. Confeve. 6y
MicrobeMom 😂😂😂 6y
2BR02B I'm sure there are many lines of flowery verse devoted to his autocratic love triangle with Putin and Kim Jong Un. 6y
zzz Ahhh!!!😑🙈🙈🙈🙈 6y
Samplergal @2BR02B the Devil‘s triangle indeed. 6y
Tamra Ohhhh puke! 🤮 6y
Staci 😂😂😂 6y
GingerAntics Is this a real thing? I don‘t know what to do with this. My brain just can‘t compute this. 6y
Cathythoughts 🤢🤢🤢 6y
Samplergal The clever author pieced together ridiculous tweets and statements and made huge mockery of him. All referenced. Word Salad. 6y
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Verity
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And another one for you @sprainedbrain 😂🤣

alisiakae 😂😂😂 6y
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Verity
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As requested - here‘s some of the Trump poetry...

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Verity
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I‘m hoping this will cheer me up tonight?!

LeahBergen 😂😂 6y
sprainedbrain Oh wow. Please post some examples! 😂 6y
Lreads Yikes! 😳 His hand is really small! 😂 6y
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Megara
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Do yourself a favor and listen to the Audible sample of this #audiobook. #TBR because this narrator really makes it. 😂

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BeansPage
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Is this a joke? It's a joke right? This has got to be a joke...
#DonaldTrump #BookHumor

AmyG Maybe it‘s a funny book. I‘d love to see one of those poems. 😂 7y
AmyG I googled. Here‘s a poem.... My hands are normal hands

I buy a slightly smaller than large glove
The five fingers represent the five key factors every
entrepreneur dreaming of success must master

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sudi @AmyG 😂😂😂 7y
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vkois88 I... I don't know what to say... except why 7y
Chrissyreadit I‘m not sure how I feel about this. 7y
tournevis It's a joke. Look at the bottom right corner of the cover. This is glorious sarcasm right there. 7y
Bookwomble The narrator, Jon Culshaw, is a British comedian best known for his satirical impressions of politicians and celebrities, so I've no doubt the reading is "Full Trump". 7y
riversong153 Hahahahaha 7y
CarolynM My daughter gave me a copy for Christmas. It would be really funny if it wasn't so awful. 7y
SleepyDragon There is a real book about him being religious. Mark Hamill made fun of it on Twitter. 7y
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Sara_Planz
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I‘m dying. I‘m absolutely dying. Poetry created from his tweets. I can‘t even.

claffy_reads This makes me so happy 😂😂😂 7y
MaleficentBookDragon 😂😂😂 7y
Owlizabeth 😂😭 7y
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Hollie Pure gold 7y
daena Amazing 7y
MelissaS I‘m thinking of all the people I can buy this for as s Christmas gift!! 7y
LeahBergen Nooo!! 😂😂😂 7y
JessieReadsInBK Omg this is AMAZING 7y
Crash 😅😅😅😅😅 7y
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