The Lady Who Liked Clean Restrooms

The Lady Who Liked Clean Restrooms: The Chronicle Of One Of The Strangest Stories Ever To Be Rumoured About Around New York | J. P. Donleavy

hair everywhere? skid
marks in your underwear? mold
in your Tupperware?

crumbs on the floor,
fingerprints on the fridge door?
behind on each chore?

mess in the kitchen
has your mother-in-law been
bitchin‘? kids won‘t pitch in?

mountains of laundry?
do you find yourself in a
quandary? golly!

soap scum? don‘t be e
bum: call Dirty Little Secrets
Grime Scene Cleanup now!!

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This is for you @CBee !!🤗♥️

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CBee Omg Jen, what a way to start the day 😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Thank you, this is so awesome 🤩🤩 1w

JenlovesJT47 @CBee we mentioned a cleaning union and it just spiraled from there 😂🤣🤗♥️ 1w

dabbe #abolutesheerawesomeness I want to hire them STAT! You are a haiku rockstar! 💛⭐️🐝⭐️🐝⭐️💛 1w

jdiehr 😂💛 1w

lil1inblue This is gold! 🤣🤣🤣 1w

CBee @JenlovesJT47 and what a spiral it is 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 1w

Ddzmini 🤣🤣🤣 grime scene clean up 🧹 (edited) 7d

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MrBook

The Lady Who Liked Clean Restrooms: The Chronicle Of One Of The Strangest Stories Ever To Be Rumoured About Around New York | J. P. Donleavy

#BookNDinner! Accompaniment this cold and windy evening: chicken breast in a créme garlic sauce, cheddar rice pilaf, broccoli florets, and sparkling mineral water. MMMMmmm ?! This has been another presentation of: #MrBookBookBabeKitchen. Happy reads & happy eats! ???

MayginReads That title! 8y

Mdargusch I love that title too! 8y

cathysaid Because there's anyone who doesn't like a clean restroom?!? 😜 8y

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MrBook

The Lady Who Liked Clean Restrooms: The Chronicle Of One Of The Strangest Stories Ever To Be Rumoured About Around New York | J. P. Donleavy

#BookNDinner! Accompaniment this dark and snowy night: 5-hour slow-cooked pot roast in a steakhouse tavern gravy, beef rice pilaf, broccoli florets, and Vanilla Coke. MMMMmmm 😋! This has been another presentation of: #MrBookBookBabeKitchen. Happy reads & happy eats! 😎👌🏻

MicheleinPhilly Awww, you‘re reading my autobiography. How sweet. 😉 8y

dylanisreading @MicheleinPhilly 😂 8y

MrBook @MicheleinPhilly @Bianca 😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 8y

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Anitta

The Lady Who Liked Clean Restrooms: The Chronicle Of One Of The Strangest Stories Ever To Be Rumoured About Around New York | J. P. Donleavy

Library find #judgedbyitscover and title :)
The Lady Who Liked Clean Restrooms: The Chronicle Of One Of The Strangest Stories Ever To Be Rumoured About Around New York by J. P. Donleavy
#marchintoreading
@RealLifeReading

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