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How to Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children
How to Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children | Lewis Burke Frumkes
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Lewis Burke Frumkes, one of America's very best satirists, sharpens his pen on the fads, fears, and fashions of the urban landscape. Here are 49 hilarious ways to cope with them. Explore the benefits of aerobic typing. Wile a friend with "Exotic Gifts from Harry and Larry" including "Road Imperial ValiumAmerica's Favorite TranquilizerOnly Better." Take charge of your next meeting with Frumkes's "New Rules of Order," which include Blurting, Interrupting, and Bullwhipping. Jump in the saddle and rope a roachapartment style. And, of course, raise your I.Q. with a delicious "Gifted Child Fricassee."
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Ruthiella
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😱 There are some really questionable titles on this list! 😂

https://www.abebooks.com/books/weird/

Leftcoastzen I had requests for that barb wire book all the time when I worked in a bookstore in Tucson years ago !😁 2y
Ruthiella @Leftcoastzen There‘s truly something for everyone! 😂 2y
Chrissyreadit Kinda scary tbh 🥸 2y
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Ruthiella @Chrissyreadit I looked and it is humorous essays…not serious! Thank goodness 😅 (edited) 2y
Deblovestoread I had to read that title twice because I couldn‘t believe that is what I read the first time 😂 2y
Ruthiella @Deblovestoread I know, right! 😂 2y
Ruthiella @Soubhiville So many to choose from! 😂 2y
Aimeesue 😂😂😂 2y
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JacintaMCarter
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1. One of my best friends calls me “J” sometimes. It‘s only endearing when he does it, though. It would feel weird from anyone else.
2. How to Raise Your IQ by Eating Gifted Children
3. Well, I only read the Twilight series because of the hype and those are four days I can‘t get back, so make of that what you will.
4. I tend to judge by price and title more than cover.
5. @kdwinchester @Robothugs

ravenlee #3 - I watched my SIL throw the last book across the room and yell at it for wasting her time. 5y
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JenlovesJT47
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1. My dad called me Beebo the day I was born (totally made up on the spot) and it has stuck! My whole fam calls me that.
2. Tagged. How To Raise Your IQ While Eating Gifted Children. 😅😂🤣
3. Yes! If my expectations are too high I‘m more likely to be disappointed. 😕
4. Very. Sometimes I buy books solely based on a pretty cover.
5. @Avanders @GingerAntics @Betty

#wondrouswednesday

Reviewsbylola We call my daughter Genevieve Nuggy. Kind of the same thing—I just came up with it and it stuck! 5y
Reviewsbylola And I completely agree with you about 4! 5y
mrsmarch My older daughter was Grumpy McNugget for a while. She would curl up in nugget-shape when we lifted her from her bassinet as an infant and she was always grouchy. 5y
Avanders Aww Beebo is so cute!! 😘 5y
Eggs Thanks for joining in 🤗💗👏🏻💗 5y
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MrBook
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Hat tip @bookandbedandtea , and @TrishB for the tag!

This seems like compelling reading, no? 😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

#LitsyHumor

GypsyKat Oh god! 🤣🤣🤣 6y
Marmie7 Yikes!😱 6y
lorannen Where on earth did you come across this! 6y
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ScientistSam What the what?! 6y
Julies_Bookshelf_Adventures I am so intrigued right now!! 🤯 6y
bookandbedandtea It's so weird! 6y
rretzler Hmmm...a book about gifted children that I HAVEN‘T read. Somehow I don‘t think I‘m going to get as much from it as the others. 😝 6y
rubyslippersreads It‘s a cookbook! 😂 6y
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bookandbedandtea
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TrishB @MrBook will like this one! 6y
MrBook 😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 6y
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arlenefinnigan
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Caroline2 😆 6y
julesG 😂😂😂 6y
MelissaSue81 Oh my! Usually I can figure out what the sign I intended to mean but I‘m stumped here. 6y
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Sleepswithbooks Stop eating the children you filthy animals 🧟‍♂️ 6y
Slajaunie Don‘t ring your children here! 😱 😂😂 6y
MrBook 😂😂👏🏻👏🏻 Taste liiike chicken! 6y
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Jee_HookedOnBookz
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Googled #awkwardreads and found this! Yup this book exists! And is apparently filled with hilarious essays. I mean... can't there be another title?? See that little cheeky smile in letter Q? Lol

#literaryluck @vkois88 @Alwaysbeenaloverofbooks

tpixie That is hilarious 6y
Jee_HookedOnBookz @tpixie isn't it! Lol 6y
Alwaysbeenaloverofbooks 🤣🤣🤣🤣 6y
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vkois88 😂😂😂😂 6y
valeriegeary 🤔🤣😂 6y
BooknerdsLife LOL That title!!! 🤣🤣🤣 eating Gifted Children to get smart? 😂 6y
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