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I colored this picture and wanted to talk about a memory I have of playing with Barbies when I was a little girl.

#haiku #haikuhive

phase three: forget Ben‘s
number, move on and live your
best, fabulous life.

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phase two: make sure
Ben is VERY sorry that
he disrespected you.

bonus points if you
can get him to scream like a
little girl — he earned it.

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phase one of Barb's plan:

send Ben's lady friend on her

merry little way. 🤭

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Pull it together,
Barb! Time to start plotting your
revenge — make it good.

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Continuing with #theadventuresofbarbieandben , poor Barb here walked in and found Ben in a compromising position. 😳 Things are about to get interesting. 🤔

It‘ll take me years
to forget the atrocities
I‘ve seen here today.

#haikuhive #haikuaday #poetry #funny #barbie

“Ladies, please! Control
yourselves — there‘s plenty of
me to go around.”

Narrator:
“It was then Barbie
realized Ben played her like a
fiddle — she‘ll make him pay.”

#haikuhive #haikuadayorfour #poetry #funny #Barbie #theadventuresofbarbieandben

“Snap out of it, Barb!
Can‘t let Ken see you this way —
he‘ll get suspicious.”

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“You know we can‘t keep
doing this, don‘t you, Ben? Please —
think of the children!”

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