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Holy Crap
Holy Crap | David Hines
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We should start our own religion. One simple sentence, one really bad idea. But to chronic underachievers Danny Welles and Walter James, starting a new religion sounded like the best idea they'd ever had. Those six little words would inspire them to write their own dogma, ensnare a gullible Hollywood star to be their spokesman, hijack the nations highest-rated TV talk show and create the Church of OK, a religion based on positivity and permissiveness that would fuel a media firestorm rocketing them to fame and infamy. Holy Crap is a funny, satirical look at our modern culture, following its characters as they take on religion, Hollywood, television, the tabloids and each other with the goal to enrich lives as well as their own bank accounts. Its a journey filled with religious zealots, 7-Eleven hot dogs, Caddyshack as a Christian allegory, Kama Sutra with cats, a certain amount of substance abuse, and heartfelt sex on playground equipment.
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GoldenGirl
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Woo hoo I hit 4500! 🎉🎈🎉🎈

Jess7 🎉🎉🎉🎉 6y
rubyslippersreads 🎉📚🎉📚🎉🎉🎉 6y
AmyG Yay!🎉🎉🎉 6y
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Shemac77 Congratulations!! 6y
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SaturnDoo 💜🎉❤🍾💜🥂❤🍻💜 6y
Redwritinghood 🎉🎉 6y
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BrainyHeroine
Holy Crap | David Hines
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200!!!!!

Kshakal You go girl!!! 6y
Megabooks 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 6y
Soubhiville Wow! 😲 6y
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EmilyChristine Great job!! 6y
sprainedbrain That‘s awesome!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 6y
SandyW 🙌 6y
JessClark78 🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊📚 6y
julesG Congratulations! 6y
hes7 Yay! 🎉 6y
tpixie Super! I have to add in all my #CoverToCover books as soon as I ship off @Marmie7 's book to @sammisho !! 6y
PurpleyPumpkin Wow, this is amazing! Well done!!👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 6y
Betty Congrats! My Goodreads goal was only 50. 6y
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RiotMom
Holy Crap | David Hines
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I rearranged my TBR shelf and realized that I have an entire shelf of unread #botm shame. THE SHAME.

candc320 I have the same problem!! 7y
vivastory This is why I cancelled mine 7y
jpmcwisemorgan I can related. I subscribed to Owl Crate for awhile and nearly all of the books I received are still in my TBR stack. I had to stop because I wasn't moving forward with reading. Sigh... 7y
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RiotMom @candc320 they need to stop putting out so many great choices! 7y
RiotMom @vivastory @jpmcwisemorgan I think I have one month left of this current subscription and then I'm going to put it on hold for awhile. I can't keep up! (edited) 7y
kspenmoll I do as well & yet I keep buying... 7y
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802Librarian
Holy Crap | David Hines
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In addition to the 882 books I own to read, this is my magazine pile 😳. I started falling behind when I began library school in 2009 and never recovered. I get: The Sun, Adirondack Life, Scottish Life; two others come with memberships: Adventure Cycling and AMC Outdoors. There is also a pile of the Old Time Herald upstairs. 😬😁 What does everyone else get?

Suet624 I used to get The New Yorker and had to bail. I still have so many back issues to read! I get Vanity Fair because I like their foreign reporting and because the editor, Graydon Carter, and Trump have always disliked one another. It's a lot of pressure to keep up with all the books and magazines. Good luck! 7y
JenniferJarrell I get Food and Wine, Dissent, and Jacobin. I let Elle and In Style lapse because the piles were getting overwhelming with grad school. 7y
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Suet624
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Crap. I just opened up one of my curtains. Ugh. Off for my monthly IV for my Lyme and a nice long massage. After that it can snow all weekend as far as I'm concerned. Nora Ephron will keep me company on my drive.

emilyhaldi Well at least it looks beautiful!! 7y
Lmstraubie Spring in the North East 😣 7y
GypsyKat I'm so over this weather! 😫 7y
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Izai.Amorim As Prince used to sing, "sometimes it snows in April!" 7y
minkyb Enough! 7y
saresmoore Wowza! My kids were shivering this morning because it dropped down to 65! 7y
Suet624 @emilyhaldi you're absolutely right. 💕😀 7y
Suet624 @GypsyKat @minkyb Seriously!!! Enough already. 7y
Suet624 @Izai.Amorim My beloved Prince. ❤😀 we've had snow on Mothers Day in May so I shouldn't be surprised. 7y
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Alisnazzy
Holy Crap | David Hines
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What we've been able to pack so far. Still have about 30 books but I need more boxes. #DamnitLitsy 😱😅 #PostOfficeAboutToGetSomeBusiness