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Halloween Jokes: Funny Halloween Jokes and Riddles for Kids | Johnny B. Laughing
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Funny and Hilarious Halloween Jokes and Riddles for Kids 250+ Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes & Riddles * 5 Best-Selling Jokes Books in 1 Johnny B. Laughing provides children with lots of fun and laughter with his hilarious and silly jokes. Young readers will have a blast sharing this revised collection of Halloween jokes with their friends and family! This children's joke book will have youngsters rolling on the floor with laughter and is sure to be a great gift idea for any child. Inside you will find silly and corny riddles and jokes about zombies, witches, ghosts, monsters, vampires, and lots of Halloween fun! Makes a wonderful Halloween goodie bag gift for kids and joke lovers! 250+ funny and hilarious Halloween jokes 5 best-selling jokes books combined into one Silly and cute illustrations for younger readers Makes the perfect gift for early and beginning readers Lots of Halloween fun and laughter "Another instant classic joke book by the world-renowned comedian, Johnny B. Laughing" From the book... Q: On which day do zombies eat people? A: Chewsday! ? ? ? Q: Why did monster squeeze his girlfriend to death? A: He had a crush on her! ? ? ? Q: What is a vampire's favorite ice-cream flavor? A: Vein-illa! ? ? ? Q: How do warty witches keep their hair in place? A: With scare spray! ? ? ? Q: What did the ghost eat for lunch? A: A booloney sandwich! Funny and hilarious jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults! The Joke King, Johnny B. Laughing, is back with another worldwide mega-bestseller. He decided to remaster all of his joke books and recreate and update them all with even more funny and silly jokes for you to enjoy. The Joke King's collection makes a perfect gift for early and beginner readers, kids ages 6-10 (and up), and even makes a few silly adults chuckle every now and then. These jokes are perfect for text messages, status updates, and a few funny laughs in between. Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your claws on a copy today!
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Bookwormjillk It went too fast 2mo
AnnCrystal 👋🎃💝💝💝. 2mo
CaliforniaCay I've already decided to keep celebrating spooky season throughout November 🎃🎃🎃 2mo
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dabbe Spooky holiday mysteries coming right up! 🤎🍁🧡 2mo
Larkken I still have a ton of holds for spooky season books! 😂 I'll celebrate with yall @CaliforniaCay @dabbe 😝👻 2mo
Sace Spooky season doesn‘t end until I‘ve finished coloring all the Halloween pictures I started on the Happy Color app. (And next year I‘m starting spooky season in September 😂) 1mo
Gissy Still reading spooky books👻🖤🖤🖤 1mo
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dabbe I know this only too well. 😂😂😂 2mo
Eggs I remember those days 🥵 😣 2mo
Texreader @dabbe @Eggs I‘m living this now! 🥵 2mo
Eggs @Texreader @dabbe @Eggs And we 3 live in two of the hottest states🥵🥴😵‍💫 2mo
dabbe @Eggs @Texreader Now THERE'S an example of irony. 🤩😂🤗 2mo
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Catsandbooks So true! 🤍🖤 2mo
Kimzey 😹 One of my favorite Halloween cartoons! That‘s why I have black cats also. 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ 2mo
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dabbe Now THAT's hilarious! The look on Linus's face! 😂😂😂 2mo
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dabbe My favorite! 🖤🧡🖤 MUTTS! 2mo
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dabbe Or a dog! When we had to ask a trainer to help us control our GSDs to be able to walk them, she asked us, “If you walk into your room, and the dogs are on your couch, what do you do?“ My husband answered, “Go find a chair.“ Her reply: “You need me.“ 😂😂😂 2mo
LiseWorks Ha! @dabbe as a dog trainer myself I just laughed here. 2mo
Catsandbooks Accurate! I sleep crooked because I have a cat on one side by my head and a dog on the other side by my feet😂 2mo
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I‘m going to pick up the pace on posting funnies because I‘m running out of time to post all the good ones! I hope you‘re not getting tired of them!

#hauntedshelf #hexesandcrows @Catsandbooks @PuddleJumper

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Catsandbooks For cuddles! 🐈‍⬛🖤 2mo
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dabbe This reminds me of teaching during the Covid years, when the students were at home. Pretty much all of them hid behind an avatar. When they finally returned to class in the last quarter, I could only remember them by said avatar. So, I'd take roll and say something like, “Matt Smith“? He'd reply “Here,“ and then I'd say, “Nice to see you, Sponge Bob. 😀 2mo
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#scarathlon #batbrigade @Catsandbooks

I‘ve loved sharing lots of laughs with you all! I love these little humorous posts and I appreciate everyone who‘s commented on them. I can‘t promise this will be the last one tonight, but it‘s the last one in my queue

AnnR Thanks for all the Halloween funnies. 👍🎃😀 14mo
dabbe 🤣🤣🤣 14mo
Catsandbooks Loved them all! Thanks for all the laughs! 🧡🖤 14mo
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Pardon the use of the word a$$ but it‘s a good one!

#scarathlon #batbrigade @Catsandbooks

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Bklover My favorite so far! 14mo
Texreader @Bklover It‘s so stinkin‘ cute! I love the poor lonely monster. 14mo
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dabbe That's my favorite ghost! I want to be her when I die! 🤩 14mo
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For all the Marvel fans!!

#scarathlon #batbrigade @Catsandbooks

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Bklover Mine too! 14mo
Texreader @Bklover And I struggle when I see my kids leave the house in wrinkled clothes. Thank heavens for wrinkle-free blouses for women now! Because I am not going to be ironing anymore! 😊 14mo
Bklover Definitely no ironing! I have dashed to the dryer to yank things out before they wrinkle though! 14mo
Catsandbooks 😂 14mo
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So sorry to be filling up your feeds but some of the best ones have come in just today!!

This one took me a little longer to figure out. Enjoy!

#scarathlon #batbrigade @Catsandbooks

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