Dinner: A 30-Day Plan for Mastering the Art of the Family Meal | 
What to defrost for dinner tonight🤔
The burning questions of my life! 🥴
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Trashcanman You can use a microwave to defrost things. Did you know that @Stacy_31 6y
TheBookgeekFrau @Trashcanman @Stacy_31 What Have I Done?!!!!!! 😫 6y
Stacy_31 @C.Perone no worries. I currently have chicken thawing on the counter. Because contrary to popular belief (@trashcanman) you don't NEED a microwave to thaw stuff. 😂😂😂 6y
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TheBookgeekFrau @Stacy_31 Oh good! It seems like every time we interact it's because I'm causing trouble for you 😉😂 6y
Stacy_31 @C.Perone No way! @Trashcanman is the instigator. 😉😉😉 6y
TheBookgeekFrau @Stacy_31 phewww! BTW, the fish for dinner tonight thawed on the counter as well 6y
Trashcanman @Stacy_31 that's how you get ecoli Tracy! Don't you watch the news reports! Let's throw out the fridge and get an Icebox! Let's churn our own butter! Let's plant our own fruits! Argghhh 6y
Stacy_31 @trashcanman Let's do it, then, Lorenzo! I'm not skerrd of making my own butter and planting my own fruits! 6y
Stacy_31 @C.Perone Good to know! That's almost always how I do it. 6y
Trashcanman @Stacy_31 When I say "let's" I mean you. I'm hard a work doing work things. 6y
Stacy_31 @Trashcanman You ain't got to lie, Craig, you ain't got to lie. 👀👀👀 6y
Trashcanman @Stacy_31 Don't make things weird 6y
TheBookgeekFrau @Stacy_31 I've always defrosted that way. The microwave is only for heating up the Mr's coffee on weekends. I'm not even sure why we have one🤔🤔 6y
TheBookgeekFrau @Trashcanman When was the last time you were treated for E.coli? 6y
TheBookgeekFrau @Trashcanman @Stacy_31 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 omg laughing my ass OFF!!!!! 6y
Trashcanman @C.Perone just last Tuesday as a matter of non-fact! Listen @Stacy_31 Tracy it's time to join the 21st century! You think Scott Walker doesn't have a microwave! 6y
Stacy_31 @C.Perone Honestly you would think @Trashcanman depended on it for his life. But truthfully we have functioned just fine without one probably 6 months already. 6y
Stacy_31 I don't know why that came up as a spoiler. @Trashcanman you did not!! 6y
Trashcanman @Stacy_31 If that public bathroom had a microwave then you wouldn't have smelled Labias! You got have nuked a lemon or sage for aromatherapy! 6y
Trashcanman @Stacy_31 I always tell the truth! Even when I lie! 6y
Stacy_31 @Trashcanman i don't think that was *just* labias. Also, I'm SO SORRY @C.Perone that your dinner thread went down this route. 6y
Stacy_31 @Trashcanman go eat your cheese muffin! 6y
TheBookgeekFrau @Stacy_31 Don't be sorry! I am sitting in the living by myself, literally, laughing out loud like a sanity-challenged individual. I can't remember the last time I had so much fun defrosting dinner 😁 6y
TheBookgeekFrau @Trashcanman We're so similar - everything I say is a lie 😉 6y
Trashcanman @C.Perone Listen I remember I remember way back when when you sided with Tracy on the toaster. I'm willing to let bygones be bygones but I don't know what the hell that even means. @Stacy_31 I'm destroying your instapot! It's too much 21st century! 6y
Trashcanman It was too Labias! @Stacy_31 I am expert 6y
Stacy_31 @C.Perone Oh good! I never know what's going to come out of this man's mouth, so it's easier to just roll with the punches. 😂😂😂 @Trashcanman I think I cna use that to defrost the meat also! Thanks for the idea! 6y
Trashcanman @Stacy_31 Didnyou just assume my gender? What gives you the right Tracy! 6y
Stacy_31 @trashcanman you didn't even go into that bathroom. It was way more than labias. It was the whole enchilada. Er, taco. Either way, it was bad. 🤢🤢 6y
Stacy_31 @Trashcanman irs pretty safe to assume I am familiar with your gender. 😉😉😉 6y
TheBookgeekFrau @Trashcanman Toasters are a necessity! Toaster ovens are useless shit. Microwaves make great timers, but I will say males do make more use of them than females. The instapot on the other hand....🤷♀️ I hear they're wonderful, but I don't see the need 6y
Ruthiella I choose pizza 🍕! 6y
TheBookgeekFrau @Ruthiella Had that last night. Will probably have one later tonight as a snack though 😬🤭 6y
Trashcanman @Ruthiella you can microwave pizza. 6y
TheBookgeekFrau @Trashcanman Oh, Ewwww! Then it's a soggy mess 🤢 6y
Trashcanman @C.Perone well it's the easy way! I don't use an oven or nuthin. 6y
Stacy_31 @Trashcanman that just shows that you don't use a microwave, either. 🙄😂😂😂 6y
TheBookgeekFrau @Trashcanman Could also just eat it frozen 6y
TheBookgeekFrau @Stacy_31 😂😂 I think you got him! 6y
Trashcanman @Stacy_31 that's because I don't have one! It's like 1960's Soviet Russia in this @#$%! 6y
Trashcanman @C.Perone is your first name Cathy or Cynthia or something. I forget. 6y
Trashcanman Clarice 6y
Trashcanman Cindy 6y
Trashcanman Candy 6y
Trashcanman Claire 6y
Trashcanman Christy 6y
Trashcanman Is Christee 6y
Trashcanman Christina 6y
Trashcanman Candice 6y
TheBookgeekFrau @Trashcanman I've never said 🤐 6y
Trashcanman Are you in the witness protection program? 6y
TheBookgeekFrau @Trashcanman maybe, I could also be CIA, FBI, special ops, or an IRS agent 🤷♀️ 6y
Trashcanman Well I'm just going to name you Clarice. If you'd prefer not to say. 6y
Trashcanman Or I'll just change it every time 6y
Trashcanman My names George. It means farmer in English 6y
TheBookgeekFrau @Trashcanman See that? We are alike! Clarice it is!! 6y
Trashcanman Sweet yes! 6y
TheBookgeekFrau @Trashcanman 😊 6y
Trashcanman Hello Clarice. 6y
Trashcanman I just had too 6y
TheBookgeekFrau @Trashcanman 😂😂 I'm surprised it took you this long 6y
Trashcanman Hehehehe 6y
Trashcanman I'm going to annoy the shit out of you. More than I probably already do. 6y
TheBookgeekFrau @Trashcanman Nah. But I'm def going to have to brush up on quotes! Maybe over some fava beans and a nice Chianti 6y
Trashcanman @C.Perone 👏👏👏🤟🤟🤟🤗 6y
TheBookgeekFrau @Trashcanman 😁 I done good! 👊🤗 6y
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