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Jokes and Puns
Jokes and Puns | Ronn Foster
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A day without laughter is a day wasted. Charlie Chaplin A smile lasts, but for a moment, but the memory of it can last forever. My father started me on enjoying clean humor at an early age. I have always loved good humor, particularly puns, shaggy dog stories and short one and two liners. Through the years I recorded the better ones I enjoyed and a few years ago I began sharing them with old friends. Now you can enjoy. As an example: God: Whew! I just created a 24 hour period of alternating light and darkness on Earth. Angel: What are you going to do now? God: Call it a day. It only takes: One smile to make someone feel special. One second to offer kindness to someone who needs it. One laugh to lift the spirits of a friend. One person to make a difference, It takes you. I hope this book helps you pass along a smile weekly if not daily.
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WildAlaskaBibliophile
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#SaturdayLibrarian here and I'm so bored. Very slow at work and I have 6 hours on desk due to a staff member going home sick. Please send me book-related puns and jokes to help make my day go faster! TY!
Also, I hope those of you who can are out there enjoying #IndependentBookstoreDay!

Ruthiella 😂😂😂 6mo
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Sleepswithbooks
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MemoirsForMe 😁😁😁 2y
Ruthiella 😂😂😂 2y
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Sleepswithbooks
Jokes and Puns | Ronn Foster
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Tera66 😆 I love it! 3y
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Sleepswithbooks
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CoffeeNBooks 😂🤣😂 3y
sharread 🧟👻👀😆❤ 3y
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Sleepswithbooks
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Gissy 😆 🧛‍♂️ 3y
Ruthiella 😂😂😂 3y
sharread 😆❤❤❤ 3y
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SW-T
Jokes and Puns | Ronn Foster
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Anti-pun support grouper. Gotta love fish puns! 😂

#puns #humor #litsyhumor #shelterinplace #quarantine #keeplitsypositive

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SaunteringVaguelyDownwards
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Day 24: #humor

I'm grateful for the sense of humor shown by the marketing team at my local grocery store--it makes a routine chore that much more interesting!

Caption on Panko: Joseph and the Techniflavor Dream Coating

Meat counter sign: Our bacon is made from pigs that taste like candy.

#gratitude30

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BarbaraTheBibliophage
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SW-T 🤣🤣🤣 5y
Book_ish That actually made me lol!! 5y
LeahBergen 😆😆 5y
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Lcsmcat 🤣🤣 5y
Ddzmini Omg 🤣🤣🤣 5y
Megabooks 🤣🤣🤣 5y
Cathythoughts 😂😂love it 5y
Leftcoastzen Cute! 😂 5y
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julesG
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#friyayintro @jesshowbooks

1) being able to watch and enjoy the sunrise nearly every day this week made me happy
2)
❓How do you spot a blind man on a nudist beach?
❗It's not hard, really...

Feel better soon!

Cinfhen Hahahahaha and I agree sunrise is magical ✨✨✨✨✨ (edited) 6y
vivastory 😂😂😂 6y
LeahBergen 😂😂 6y
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Reggie Lololol 6y
Kalalalatja 😂😂😂😂😂 and that‘s my morning off to a great start! 😂😂😂😂😂 6y
youneverarrived Ha! 😂😂😂 6y
Sace 😂😂😂😂😂 6y
zzz 😆 6y
arubabookwoman As a life-long confirmed night-owl, I‘m totally amazed by how early you are up every day! 6y
julesG @arubabookwoman I'm a night-owl by choice and an early bird out of necessity. Trust me, I'd love to stay in bed longer but my kids and cats have other ideas. So I tend to make the best out of those extra hours. (Like surfing Litsy for an hour in the morning) 6y
arubabookwoman I understand. I had to get up early for many years with 5 kids and work. Now that I‘m retired I stay up until the wee hours and sleep until wake up. Hubby is an early bird and had morning duty with the cats and dog. 6y
Trashcanman 👋👋👁️👁️🤗 6y
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thereadingowlvina
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I love #puns! Happy Weekend everyone! 💖🤗

CampbellTaraL Yay for punsters! 🤣 7y
CoffeeNBooks I love puns! And of course, as I read those, I heard the voices of Elton John and Kiki Dee! 7y
thereadingowlvina @CoffeeNBooks Yes! And that song is my earworm now! 😂 7y
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CoffeeNBooks @thereadingowlvina Mine, too! 🤣🤣🤣 7y
thereadingowlvina @CoffeeNBooks Oh no! 😂😂😂 7y
GripLitGrl 😂😂 i love punnies!👍 7y
rather_be_reading 😂😂 7y
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RiaWritten
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I found an abandoned protest sign I thought we would all agree with.

mabell That's great! 😂 7y
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MrBook
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A little humor on a wintry day. 😂👏🏻 #LitsyHumor

Peddler410 Groan!!! 😜 7y
SheilaChew Perfecto! 7y
tif That made me chortle 7y
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Cathythoughts 😂😂😂 7y
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julesG I had to mull this over. I pronounce "Juan" differently. 7y
tournevis Pudumtish! 7y
TNbookworm 😂😂 7y
Tamra Bah! 😆 7y
Mdargusch Very funny! 7y
SilversReviews OH my...very cute. 7y
riversong153 😂😂😂😂😂 7y
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Yossarian
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My daughter's shirt angers me whenever she wears it because it does NOT ACTUALLY MAKE THE PUN.

MinDea Haha ?Missing an "e" there! 7y
jpmcwisemorgan Oh, it doesn't. How sad. I'd be annoyed too. I'd probably secretly get rid of the shirt but I also might be evil. 7y
Coleen A Sharpie may be in order...! 7y
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CouronneDhiver 🤦🏽‍♀️ 7y
Cortg That would drive me crazy 🤣 7y
Ms_T 😂😂😂 7y
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