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The Wit & Wisdom of Tyrion Lannister
The Wit & Wisdom of Tyrion Lannister | George R. R. Martin
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The perfect gift for fans of George R. R. Martins A Song of Ice and Fire novels and HBOs Game of Thrones: a collection of wicked one-liners from the incomparable Imp of Casterly Rock, fully illustrated by Jonty Clark! My mind is my weapon. My brother has his sword, King Robert has his warhammer, and I have my mind . . . and a mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone if it is to keep its edge. The jealous masses of the Seven Kingdoms may call him Halfman, but none have ever accused Tyrion Lannister of being a halfwit. His golden tongue has saved his skin slightly more often than it has landed him in mortal peril. Now, this special illustrated volume preserves his most essential knowledge for future generations, featuring time-tested guidance on such varied subjects as . . . The art of persuasion The best lies are seasoned with a bit of truth. Fine dining A little honest loathing can be refreshing, like a tart wine after too much sweet. The fair sex The young ones smell much better, but the old ones know more tricks. Royal politics Crowns do queer things to the heads beneath them. Common ailments A sword through the bowels. A sure cure for constipation. At once charming, insightful, and ruthlessly irreverent, The Wit & Wisdom of Tyrion Lannister is short on pretense and overflowing with finely crafted gemsjust like the man himself.
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Jen2
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Fun!

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AsYouWish
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Oh Tyrion Lannister....be still my heart! He is by far my favorite character from Game of Thrones because he had the best lines and delivery! This book is a collection of some of his best quotes from the books and the show. This book was made in 2013, so the show quotes are from early on. I highly recommend this book to anyone who loves Tyrion Lannister.
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#JumpStart2020 Book 5

Lizpixie I loved this too. Tyrion has always been one of my faves. #IDrinkAndIKnowThings 5y
AsYouWish @Lizpixie I always loved that when others were getting ready to fight with swords, he was sharpening his mind with books. 5y
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booklover3258
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This was a great book! I love GOT and have not yet read all the books in the series but that is okay. The quotes in this book by Tyrion were hilarious and will make me miss him even more now that the show is finished. Perfect for any GOT fan.

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jenniferw88
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(Cont.) group, without having to shout about it.

Thanks @Klou for sharing.

Find out which Game of Thrones quote you should live by here ➡️ https://www.rsng.com/pages/discover-the-game-of-thrones-quote-you-should-live-yo...

Klou This is an awesome one!!! 6y
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Lidia
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Thanks a lot for my #aswapoficeandfire package! @Tianarose I loved the little direwolf figurine, #teamstark always! And E.A. Poe is one of my favorite authors too. Thank you for your understanding of your package arriving late, I can‘t wait for you to get it 😊

Tianarose You‘re welcome. I‘m glad you like it all! 6y
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TCLinrow
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#ASwapOfIceAndFire #ASOIAF @jenniferw88 @TrishB

I had to wait all day to open mine too! Feeling so spoilt! I love everything 😊 I'd never even heard of Godblind but it sounds so good! And I needed A Feast of Crows, I've been planning to read the series start to finish for a while and now I'm one step closer 😁 now to find space on my shelves for all these goodies ☺

TrishB Glad you like them ❤️ it was fun x 6y
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jenniferw88
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@Velvetfur thankyou so much for all of the #ASwapOfIceAndFire goodies - I ❤ it all and I especially like the personal notes on the mask and stationery set.

The Cersei bookmark is super cute too - and well done for finding it as I know my favourite characters are ones most people hate!

PacingTheCage OMG! I want this book! Lol 6y
Velvetfur I'm glad you like it all! Thank you for organising this swap 😀 6y
jillannjohn Some really good stuff. I need this book now. 6y
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amithnataraj
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I drink and I know things! #Tyrion #GameofThrones

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LiterRohde
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“He‘s as useful as nipples on a breastplate.” (Batman & Robin, anyone?)

“Sleep is good. And books are better.”

#ReadingResolutions | 6: #RelatableCharacter

📷: Made with Typorama & PhotoGrid & iPhone

vivastory I have a shirt that says I read & I know things 6y
laurenlovesliterature Tyrion is the man! 6y
Stacy_31 Tyrion‘s the best! 6y
Jess7 Tyrion is my favorite too!! 6y
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hufflepuff-ish
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"I am a dwarf and a monster. You should charge me double."

RaimeyGallant Great quote! And welcome to Litsy! #LitsyWelcomeWagon Some of us put together Litsy tips to help new Littens navigate the site. It's the link in my bio on my page in case you need it. Or if you prefer how-to videos, @chelleo put some together at the link in her bio. 7y
Chelleo Welcome 🤗 7y
Jess7 Welcome!!! 7y
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hufflepuff-ish @RaimeyGallant thanks a lot💖😀 7y
hufflepuff-ish @Chelleo and @Jess7 thank you so much 💖💖. This is a great place for a book lover 😍😍 7y
Chelleo Sure is! No doubt you‘ll be using the #blamelitsy hashtag soon 😂😍 7y
hufflepuff-ish @Chelleo 😂😂😂 7y
Jess7 Here is the link to @RaimeyGallant ‘s tips! They‘re really good for new Littens: https://raimeygallant.com/2017/10/31/litsytips/ 7y
hufflepuff-ish @Jess7 loved it. I am going to use all of these great tips !! @RaimeyGallant it's really nice of you to help new littens like us 🙋🙋 7y
RaimeyGallant It was a group effort. :) 7y
Jess7 I think these two Littens were the other two mentioned in the Litsy tips - so definitely check them out: @TrishB @julesG 7y
TrishB Hi 🙋 thanks @Jess7 7y
hufflepuff-ish @Jess7 thanks !!! 💜 7y
hufflepuff-ish @TrishB and @julesG hey!! Thanks a lot for putting this post to help new littens!! 💖 7y
julesG Hello! You're welcome! 7y
Bookish.Lush hah thats funny. Thanks for tagging me. 7y
hufflepuff-ish @Bookish.Lush 🙋🙋@Jess7 thanks for all these litten-recommendations 💜💜:) 7y
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hufflepuff-ish @BookaholicNatty hello!!! Thanks a lot for tagging all these people! 🙋🙋💜 7y
hufflepuff-ish @Madamereginald thanks a lot 💜😊😊 7y
LibrarianRyan @BookaholicNatty thanks for the tag. Welcome to Litsy! I'm a book love. Currently I am running a #makerswap if you are interested. I run the LitsyAwards (our version of the Good Reads Award). I also do a mostly month #coverlove both #yaedition and #mgedition. And so also do character photo challenges normally around a holiday. I hope you love Litsy as much as the rest of us. 7y
hufflepuff-ish @LibrarianRyan hey!! 🙋🙋. It sounds so cool. I will definitely take part in the photo-challenge!! Litsy is turning out to be so cool !! 7y
Alwaysbeenaloverofbooks @BookaholicNatty thank you!!! 💕😘😘❤️ 7y
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AmberWB
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What I tell myself every evening when it is WAY past my bedtime...
#GameofThrones

BookishMe Wise words! Just can't get enough of both 😅😅 7y
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Bookworm54
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A #Sharp tongue and sharp wit. Can anyone beat Tyrion Lannister in either of these things?

Also I wanted a red frame, being Lannister and all, but this was the closest I could get on my photo collage app 😔 so here is a lion instead 🦁

#AndItsAugust

Gezemice Tyrion 😍😍😍 7y
Melkyl He's awesome! 7y
Soubhiville I adore Tyrion! 7y
underthebelljar Lol ❤️ Tyron! 7y
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jenniferw88
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Tyrion Lannister would be a #Ravenclaw #Characters2017 @LibrarianRyan (thanks to PopSugar for the inspiration)

LibrarianRyan 🤓👍 7y
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WitchPlusCat
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Day #14 Shortest Book 👑 The Wit and Wisdom of Tyrion Lannister by George RR Martin🍷
#SpringIntoBooksPhotoChallenge

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XxCaptainLoreleixX
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Never forget who you are for surely the world will not. Make it your strength. Then it can never be your weakness. Armor yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you.

Riveted_Reader_Melissa I bet that's great! He is may favorite character! :) 8y
XxCaptainLoreleixX Mine too! Him and Varys make the best pair XD 8y
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