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Best. State. Ever.: A Florida Man Defends His Homeland
Best. State. Ever.: A Florida Man Defends His Homeland | Dave Barry
A brilliantly funny exploration of the Sunshine State from the man who knows it best: Pulitzer Prize winner and "New York Times" bestselling author Dave Barry. We never know what will happen next in Florida. We know only that, any minute now, something will. Every few months, Dave Barry gets a call from some media person wanting to know, What the hell is wrong with Florida? Somehow, the state s acquired an image as a subtropical festival of stupid, and as a loyal Floridian, Dave begs to differ. Sure, there was the 2000 election. And people seem to take their pants off for no good reason. And it has flying insects the size of LeBron James. But it is a great state, and Dave is going to tell you why. Join him as he celebrates Florida from Key West at the bottom to whatever it is that s at the top, from the Sunshine State s earliest history to the fun-fair of weirdness that it is today. It s the most hilarious book yet from the funniest damn writer in the whole country (Carl Hiaasen, and he should know). By the end, you ll have to admit that whatever else you might think about Florida you can never say it s boring."
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Sleepswithbooks
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Apparently, the majority of my fellow South Floridians took this book dedication to be Law since this book has been published 🍻🥃🍸🍹🧉

Bren912 Love Dave Barry! South floridas finest! Fellow south Floridian here! 👋🏼 1y
KathyWheeler I enjoyed this book. My husband and I lived in Orlando for awhile, and I think we‘re still trying to make our way back to Florida. 1y
Sleepswithbooks @KathyWheeler - I‘m working on making my way out of here 😂 @Bren912 I‘ve literally laughed out loud while reading this. Do you have any of his other books you recommend? 1y
KathyWheeler @Sleepswithbooks I think the reason we haven‘t actually made it back is that the Florida we lived in was a very different Florida from now. 1y
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Sharpeipup
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With a tropical storm keeping me indoors, I get time to read! ⛈☔️

CoffeeNBooks We're waiting to see if/how Fred will affect us here in north central FL... but we'll definitely have some rainy reading weather. Stay safe! 3y
Sharpeipup @CoffeeNBooks I‘m in the same area. It looks like just lots of rain for us thankfully but a good reason to stay inside nonetheless. Stay safe! 3y
brittanyreads Stay safe! We're hoping to avoid flooding here in Tampa. Expecting quite a bit of rain 🥴 Got my book light ready for power outages haha 3y
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DGRachel
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I had other things I should be reading, but this arrived today and it was perfect. I laughed so hard, tears were pouring down my face, and I miss my home state even more now. Dave Barry doesn‘t take himself or Florida too seriously, which makes this a delightful guide to The Sunshine State. ☀️❤️

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DGRachel
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I must have been feeling a little homesick for my home state when I placed my last book order. Florida Man was my choice from Penguin‘s reader reward program. I‘ve been curious about the Dave Barry book for a while, especially since I miss his column in the newspaper. The Deep just has the most gorgeous cover. Yep-that was a pure cover buy. 🤣🤣 Here‘s hoping the inside is as good as the outside!

Hooked_on_books I found the tagged book to be hilarious, as he usually is. 4y
AlaMich I‘ve always remembered Zippy, his Emergency Backup Dog! 🤣 ( I think I‘m remembering that right. It‘s been awhile.) 4y
DGRachel @Hooked_on_books @AlaMich I only made it to page 5 of the introduction before I was laughing so hard, tears were rolling down my face. 🤣🤣 4y
FlowerFairy Love Dave Barry! Will also add Florida Man to Mount TBR. 😁 4y
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Lynnsoprano
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This was just the perfect read for the last few stressful days. Easy, one that you can read a section or two and set it down. Laugh out loud funny, especially for someone who has lived in Florida as long as I have. I recommend this for anyone who wants some comic distraction.

AmyK1 I haven‘t read any Dave Barry in years but always loved his books. Dave and Erma Bombeck are always good for a lighthearted read. 4y
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Lynnsoprano
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1. Anything by Dave Barry cracks me up, but I‘m reading this now, and it‘s hilarious.
2. I was born in the middle of the night 😄
3. I prefer summer sports, which is a good thing living in Florida, but I love watching all sports.
4. @Lizpixie you always inspire me to read more. And @MrBook you ask the best questions!
#Friyayintro

Lizpixie Oh sweetie! That‘s the best compliment I‘ve ever been given. Thank you😘❤️❤️❤️❤️ 4y
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Lynnsoprano
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Enjoying some coffee in my new Litsy mug and laughing my way through Dave Barry. Hoping I don‘t snort any coffee out my nose, but as hilarious as this book is, there‘s a definite chance 😄

MyNamesParadise How do you get a Litsy mug? 4y
Lynnsoprano @MyNamesParadise I apparently was one of the first people to sign up for the #SantaThing exchange. I didn‘t realize there was a giveaway until I was notified a couple weeks ago. The came just the other day. Otherwise, I don‘t know how to get one. I just got lucky. (edited) 4y
Mdargusch I 💙the mug! 4y
Buchbeeg That mug though!!!! ❤📚 4y
TaciturnWhenReading Ooh! Love the mug! 4y
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Lynnsoprano
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Happy Boxing Day. Premier League and Dave Barry make for a great morning. I‘m going to be in soccer/football overload for the next week. This fun, easy read is an excellent accompaniment.

TrishB Same here 😁 4y
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Lynnsoprano
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Book gifts from hubby. It‘s been a fun Christmas morning. We have a tradition of writing clues on gift tags, and the recipient has to try and guess what it is. Hubby handed me two geology/paleontology books to use as references to help me deal with the clues he‘d devised. I‘ve never laughed so hard😂

Eggs He‘s a keeper❣️ 4y
Smrloomis That‘s a lovely tradition 😁 I like the idea of having to guess! 4y
Lynnsoprano @Eggs That he is! 48 years on Saturday ❤️ 4y
Lynnsoprano @Smrloomis It‘s incredibly fun. My dad started it with clues for my mom, and it just kind of mushroomed. 4y
Eggs Congratulations 💗🥳💗 4y
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WanderingBookaneer
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I have to get ready for school, but #DavidCat is sleeping.

LibrarianRyan School, all ready!! I guess it is August. 5y
brit91 😻😻😻😻 5y
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WanderingBookaneer
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Fan_of_70 I love manatees! 5y
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Kappadeemom
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I don‘t live in Florida (I live about 10 miles away in Georgia) but I work in Florida and have seen many of these “attractions”. Quick, fun book!

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saguarosally
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Let‘s see about this. He does make some good points about the gubernatorial seat to prison pipeline they have going on in Illinois so far. #ebook

DGRachel I miss Dave Barry columns in the paper (I don‘t live in Florida anymore). I may have to grab this book for when I‘m feeling homesick. 😉 6y
Reggie 4 out of the last 7. Rachel Maddow talked about it on her radio show one time. She mentioned the one that got started when a family of six got blown up in their vehicle because the guy whose part fell off his truck that started that explosion had bought his cdl license and had no business driving that truck. Turns out there was a huge license racket going on and it turned out to be one of the governors was in on it before he became governor. (edited) 6y
saguarosally @Reggie I remember that one. Let‘s see what happens with Bruce Rauner. 6y
saguarosally @DGRachel The columns are online aren‘t they? 6y
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KathyWheeler
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I have a fondness for Florida; my husband & I got married there and our son was born there. We vacation there now. So this book, by a writer who also clearly loves Florida and makes gentle fun of it as well, was a pleasure for me. I learned about some FL attractions we have to go see, such as Cassadega, the town full of mediums and psychics.

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rabbitprincess
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Three out-of-order Mold-a-Matic machines out of five 📦📦📦
A quick read showcasing the weirdness of Florida with the usual Dave Barry flair.

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Sace

I apologize for yelling. I AM TIRED OF MY LIBRARY ONLY HAVING BOOKS IN CD FORMAT. (I am Veruca Salt and I want what I want and I want it now.)

8little_paws You mean they don't have digital audiobooks? 7y
Donna_sBookMinute 😕none of them are signed up with Hoopla or Overdrive? I still see CDs at my libraries. But they also offer the digital services. Check the information desk. 7y
Laura317 And thought my library was backwoods with no Hoopla account!! 7y
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Sace @8little_paws and @Donna_sBookMinute and @Laura317 oh they have overdrive and Hoopla but I rarely find newer releases there. Most of the new releases I find are on CD. In fact they only got Hoopla in the last year. I really don't get it. One day I need to quit being lazy and talk to someone. 7y
jpmcwisemorgan I really want to know why this is happening. 7y
Reviewsbylola That's annoying. I feel like whenever I search certain books on hoopla they only have it in audio and it irritates me as well! 7y
Sace @jpmcwisemorgan 😂😂😂 Me too. That's why I'm eventually going to do something about it. 7y
Sace @Reviewsbylola Me too!!! I am starting to enjoy audiobooks, but sometimes I want to actually read. 7y
ReadingEnvy Tell them!!! 7y
Jess_Read_This Preach... my library's Overdrive account is quite similar. The CD selection unreal but let's not invest in technology or better app selections. 7y
Sace @ReadingEnvy I will!... Eventually! 😊 7y
Sace @Jess_Read_This oh! Oh! It gets worse! They made their long range goals available online and integrating and updating technology is one of them. I'm pretty sure the document was a year or two old so I'm trying to cut them slack. But when it's a book from last year and all you have is CDs? And I need to let them know that the mobile site catalog search is a broken link to a New Hampshire library. Whaaaa? 7y
Jess_Read_This @Sace 😣😣That is just plain wrong. 7y
Lmstraubie Sooooo frustrating!!!! 7y
Donna_sBookMinute Is there a neighboring county with a better system? Hopefully it's not too far. 7y
KathyWheeler Library funding is a huge problem and with large numbers of people believing that libraries are irrelevant, and an administration hellbent on cutting federal funding for libraries, plus a population unwilling to pay taxes to support libraries, these kind of problems are only going to get worse. 7y
Sace @KathyWheeler Agree. And it's depressing as all get out. Now I confess that I do not use my library as much as I should, but I donate money and time and I am perfectly happy with my taxes being used for that purpose. 7y
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AmandaL
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Sure much of the humor read like an endless stream of dad jokes, but it was a fast, funny, and easy read. Here is Buster, in the background, wondering why I am not doing better things with my time, like cuddling him. #pugsoflitsy #dogsoflitsy

Sace I have to read this! Peeping Buster is precious. 7y
AmandaL @Sace Thank you! 7y
Cinfhen Aww, buster is too cute!!! 7y
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AmandaL @Cinfhen Thanks! His face always makes me smile. 😊 7y
rabbitprincess I'll have to read this! Dave usually provides reliable entertainment 🙂 7y
AmandaL @rabbitprincess This is the first book I ever read by him. It was definitely entertaining. 😁 7y
LauraBeth This picture made my day 😂 7y
TheBookDream I want to read this book. Also, pugs make any book better. 7y
AmandaL @TheBookDream They really do! 😄 7y
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AmandaL
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Started this book yesterday, and saw these alligators today.

saresmoore I'm looking forward to your thoughts on this! 7y
AmandaL @saresmoore It's definitely amusing so far. 😁 7y
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geekerydo
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Library #haul! Props to @skrishna for the John Cleese - she is my inspiration to read it.

Sorry I haven't posted much this week! It's been crazy. Will update more this week. :)

geekerydo So so stoked to finally read this 7y
geekerydo You know... :) 7y
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bookandcat
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Key West factoids 😂

saresmoore Dave Barry is certainly one of the best boasts of Florida. I can't believe I haven't read this book! 7y
bookandcat @saresmoore it was excellent!!! 7y
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bookandcat
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Key West factoids

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bookandcat
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Dave Barry describes EDM music by a celebrity DJ at a nightclub called LIV.

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bookandcat
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perfect doctor office reading, because laughing about the craziness of florida (line dancing at The Villages, gatorland, mermaids, machine guns) makes everyone feel better.

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Jen2
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Just for fun!!!

Nonaroo 😂🐊🏍 7y
britt_brooke Oh, Florida. 😂 7y
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LeahBergen Oh, man! 😂 7y
kylienoele As a native Floridian I can 100% guarantee that stuff like this happens all the time 😂 This book sounds awesome! 7y
Texreader 😂😂😂 7y
lute As someone who has lived here ten years, I too can guarantee this stuff happens all the time. I always wondered how Florida writers got the whacky ideas for their books - all they have to do is look at the news! 7y
Born.A.Reader @lute @kylienoele I'm a native too! Whereabouts do you hail from? 7y
lute I'm in the Daytona area. 7y
kylienoele @Born.A.Reader I'm in Gainesville! #gogators 7y
Born.A.Reader I'm just outside of Orlando. 7y
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tottman
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Just got the audio version of this from @recordedbooks and @librarything. can't wait to give it a listen!

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LeslieDotCom
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We are like Ellis Island, except instead of taking the huddled masses yearning to breathe free, we take people who yearn to pleasure themselves into a stuffed animal at Walmart.

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akfreeborn
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Waiting for a swim meet to start in the best state ever. We do have some weird stuff happen here so hope this is entertaining!

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Hooked_on_books
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This is a light, frothy, funny frolic through Florida with the very capable Dave Barry. He can have his state, but I enjoyed hearing about the Skunk Ape (the Florida bigfoot), alligators, retirement communities, and Spongeorama. A quick diversion.

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WilliamMorrowBooks
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Dave Barry is correct in saying that Tim Dorsey knows more about Florida than anyone else!!

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Sara_Planz
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You think your state is weird? Dave Barry shows us why Florida takes the cake. Do you have a skunk ape as pictured? Florida does. How about a million gator parks. Again Florida. A museum devoted to sponges. Yup. Florida for the win. I laughed out loud repeatedly through this book. He always finds the funny along with the heart of the people he talks to. Highly recommend for those in need of a good chuckle.

Megabooks Thank you! Definitely going to read this one. #ebc 8y
Merethebookgal I lived in FL for about 8 years and it's definitely a weird place! 😂😆 I'll have to check this out! 8y
Eyelit You can always trust Dave Barry for a chuckle! 8y
Blair_Reads Need to read this and maybe send a copy to my in-laws in Florida 😜 8y
winemom People swore they saw the chupacabra in my town. The papers called it the "Killer Kangaroo". Did I mention Baker Co. manufactures a lot of meth? 8y
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Sara_Planz
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Because he slays me, and now living in Texas, I love crazy states and all their character!

Laura317 Dave Berry is hysterical! He used to write a newspaper column that had all sort of craziness in it. ❤️ 8y
kristina_with_a_k Native Texan here! #liveinNYnow 8y
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