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Everyone in This Room Will Someday Be Dead
Everyone in This Room Will Someday Be Dead | Emily Austin
Meet Gilda. She cannot stop thinking about death. Desperate for relief from her anxious mind and alienated from her repressive family, she responds to a flyer for free therapy at a local church and finds herself abruptly hired to replace the deceased receptionist Grace. It's not the most obvious job - she's queer and an atheist for starters - and so in between trying to learn mass, hiding her new maybe-girlfriend and conducting an amateur investigation into Grace's death, Gilda must avoid revealing the truth of her mortifying existence. A blend of warmth, deadpan humour, and pitch-perfect observations about the human condition, Everyone in This Room Will Someday Be Dead is a crackling exploration of what it takes to stay afloat in a world where your expiration - and the expiration of those you love - is the only certainty.
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quietlycuriouskate
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This was waaay too relatable at times: not the domestic squalor, nor the accidentally getting a job in a church, I mean, but the stuff that goes through Gilda's mind. Severe anxiety, depression, and intrusive thoughts are to the fore throughout but I found it affirming rather than triggering. The dark humour made me snort my tea and cackle (not at the same time)!

If there is such a thing as an anti-villain, I nominate toxically positive Giuseppe.

Suet624 Hmmm. I think I have this on my shelf. I‘ll have to look for it. 2w
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quietlycuriouskate
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And just like that the author knocks all the air out of my lungs.

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Soubhiville
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Gilda has anxiety and depression, and this book is from her point of view. She finds a flyer about a therapy group and goes to a church to get more info, and accidentally accepts a job there as a receptionist/ office staffer. And then finds out the previous woman in her position died mysteriously.

This is funny even though it gets dark. It doesn‘t shy away from the dirty gritty things depression can put one through. But it‘s also hopeful. *CWs!

dabbe 🖤🐾🖤 2mo
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j.rye
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I have a newly found book ick. The plastic sleeve is literally filled with sand. 🤢 who would return a library book like this?!

Bookzombie Weird! I would think that getting sand in the sleeve would take effort. 2mo
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Booksnchill
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Received this from @HeatherBookNerd during our #NashvilleLittens swap and the reading is going quickly! Such quirky characters…will mittens be found- this is my current question!

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Kris10H
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Book #89
4/5
This book is...strange and unique. Suffice it to say that, as the title hints, there is a lot of talk about death. The protagonist is a quirky hypochondriac, with extreme anxiety and mental health issues. A little bit of Plath's The Bell Jar, and a little bit murder mystery. I liked it, but if you suffer from extreme anxiety about death, this book may be a trigger.

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Cortg
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I‘ve enjoyed listening to this one over the last couple of days. Lesbian, atheist, hypochondriac Gilda lands a job as a secretary at a Roman Catholic Church. Most of this book is spent in Gilda‘s anxiety ridden head. Funny parts around a kinda sad story.

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charl08
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I glance at Barney and at the people surrounding me for cues regarding what we should be doing right now,

Jeff makes the sign of the cross, and then says loudly: "In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit." To my horror, the crowd surrounding me replies in unison
"Amen."
Startled by this, I put a hand to my chest.
We have lines?

jlhammar 😂 Loved this book! 8mo
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JennO1
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Loved it. Depression, death and a possible murder. If you‘re not into stream of consciousness regarding the mundane of life you‘ll not like this book as it‘s less about the plot and more about the character. A lot of dark humor that actually had me laughing out loud.

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BookNAround
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This is a novel with a death-obsessed, lesbian, atheist main character who mistakenly gets hired as the new receptionist at a local Catholic Church and must now pretend to be a single, straight, religious person. The novel mostly meanders through Gilda's anxiety and inner unhappiness without much of a plot to it. Full review at https://booknaround.blogspot.com/2023/05/review-everyone-in-this-room-will.html

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AbstractMonica
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I absolutely loved this one! Gilda is suffering from anxiety and depression. She loses her job, and then finds a newspaper ad for therapy. As she visits the address listed she soon discovers it‘s a Catholic Church. The priest mistakes her for someone interested in the administrative assistant job. This novel had me grinning so much! Deadpan sense of humor with big life questions. very relatable as a person who has had severe anxiety- loved it 🥹

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shawnmooney
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https://youtu.be/qaqo9n8D3R4

#pridemonth2023

Intro

Weekly Highlights

Isobel and Emile by Alan Reed

Swimmers in Winter by Faye Guenther

More on the “bailing on four-star books“ pronouncement

Seven Nights at the Flamingo Hotel by Drew Gummerson

After Sappho by Selby Wynn Schwartz

shawnmooney Everyone in This Room Will Someday Be Dead by Emily Austin

And Then He Sang a Lullaby by Ani Kayode Somtochukwu

One Small Voice by Santanu Bhattacharya

An Ideal Presence by Eduardo Berti, Daniel Levin-Becker (Translator)

The Foghorn Echoes by Danny Ramadan

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ashleyn
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Mehso-so

This was an interesting read. It was all over the place and really made you feel like you were inside Gilda's mind. I was pleasantly surprised by the ending.

5/2023

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BookNAround
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I‘ve gotten very little reading done this week because we traveled up to watch our daughter‘s hooding ceremony for her M.Arch. I‘m starting the tagged book tonight and hope I get some reading done this week (I‘m spending another week in Cincinnati with her as we pack her up to move for her first grown up job as a fledgling architect).

Zuhkeeyah Congrats!!! 12mo
Ruthiella Congratulations to you and your daughter! 👩‍🎓👏👏👏 12mo
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merelybookish Fabulous! 12mo
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LeahBergen Aww! This is lovely. 🥰🥰 12mo
Magpiegem Wow congratulations to your daughter! That‘s wonderful! And such a lovely photo too xx 12mo
BookNAround @Zuhkeeyah @Ruthiella @kspenmoll @merelybookish @Bookzombie @Gissy @Light_of_Aether @LeahBergen @Magpiegem Thank you all! Her boyfriend is a professional photographer so he got some wonderful pictures. 12mo
dabbe Adorable pic! Congrats to your lovely daughter! 💙🤗💚 12mo
Gissy @BookNAround I bet he captured all those emotional beautiful priceless moments❤️ 12mo
BookNAround @dabbe Thanks! 12mo
TheBookHippie Awe!!!! Yay!!! 11mo
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Night_Reader
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4.5/5 🌟

Funny and relatable.

I asked myself, “Is there anything I want right now?” and then answered “fries.” I therefore decided to buy the fries instead of killing myself because that seemed logical. You shouldn't kill yourself when you still want to eat.

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thepostman96
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Gilda as a narrator was so relatable. Most of this was just a string of intrusive thoughts and sarcasm and I was here for all of it. This was simultaneously macabrely funny and heartwarming ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

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monalyisha
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Would you believe I picked this up without knowing there was a rabbit connection? It‘s true! Despite that, I initially worried I‘d made a mistake; I‘d just finished reading about one protagonist struggling with her mental health only to launch myself right into reading about another. That gorgeous ending, though, banished all doubts from my mind! Read the quirky synopsis to see if this could be for you. TW: depression, anxiety, suicidal ideation.

MatchlessMarie I always think of you when I find books with rabbit references now 😄 this was an impulse read for me after I saw it on the New Books shelf at my library but I loved it. Glad you did too. Also my app was glitching out and liking/unliking this post. Sorry about that 🫣 1y
monalyisha @MatchlessMarie I‘m honored! You should know that I added this to my TBR only after seeing it on your #AuldLangSpine list. So, thank you for a great read! 1y
jlhammar This was one of my favorite reads last year. So glad you liked it! 1y
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MatchlessMarie
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Here‘s my review but I had to share one last quote. There are plenty more worth sharing. I loved this book so much. Definitely #NewYearWhoDis worthy. I related a lot to Gilda‘s view of the world— her anxiety and morbid curiosity. It wasn‘t really what I was expecting it to be but I loved it. #Scarathlon2022 #TeamMonsterMash #BookSpinBingo #PromptMaze #A2 124 words for #ScarathlonWordSearch #BodyCountBingo #ItsNotWhatYouThink #ForensicEvidence ⬇️

WJCintron Thanks for the tag!! 😃 Wow, it sounds very intriguing and spooky! 🙌 Stacking it!! 2y
TheSpineView Fantastic 2y
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Catsandbooks 🙌🏼🖤👻 2y
TheAromaofBooks Great progress!!! 2y
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MatchlessMarie
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Alwaysbeenaloverofbooks ⭐️⭐️ 2y
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MatchlessMarie
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Eggs 🎃 🕯 🎃 2y
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MatchlessMarie
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Some of the thoughts this MC has are eerily specific to how my brain works 🙃 #ScarathlonDailyPrompts #Scarathlon2022 #TeamMonsterMash #Creature

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MsLeah8417
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Mirazzles
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So the photo isn‘t great BUT the book is! I laughed out loud more than I probably should‘ve given the subject matter but I really couldn‘t help but love this gem 💎

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Mirazzles
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So far I‘m really enjoying the tagged book! The narration and main character are so witty that it‘s made me laugh out loud a few times. A book I didn‘t know I needed. I‘m also trying to read “never let me go” again. I‘ve been struggling to get through this one but I am determined! 📚

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Cinfhen
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A book I didn‘t know I needed … Meet Gilda: she‘s 28, she‘s an atheist, she‘s queer, she suffers from debilitating anxiety and she works as a church secretary on the sly. Gilda is the new Eleanor Oliphant. A quirky, poignant, insightful sometimes hilarious look at one young woman‘s struggle with mental illness in a real and honest manner. Fantastic debut~ excellent narration. Definitely making my #NewYearWhoDisList 😆

Cinfhen @KarenUK @britt_brooke I‘m pretty sure you‘d both enjoy this one ♥️ 2y
jlhammar One of my favorites from last year! Glad you enjoyed it. 2y
TrishB Great review 👍🏻 I was just so-so with this one. 2y
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squirrelbrain Me too @TrishB - I liked it but it certainly wouldn‘t make a ‘favourites‘ list! 2y
Cinfhen It may potentially make my #Top22of2022 @TrishB @squirrelbrain @jlhammar I really enjoyed it 2y
KarenUK 😂😂😂it‘s owned but not read yet! You get me! 😍 2y
KarenUK Now I‘ll read it quicker! 2y
britt_brooke @Cinfhen You‘re right! 🤗 I read it last summer and loved it! So happy you did, too. 💚 2y
Megabooks Interesting comparison to Eleanor! This was a #GoodNotGreat for me, but I loved the narration! 2y
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Cinfhen
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And here it is @TrishB and I‘m loving it!! #SundayAudio #NewWeekNewListen #NotForecasted 😬🌈🤪

TrishB 😂😂 look forward to seeing what you think of this one. 2y
squirrelbrain I liked this, but didn‘t love it, but I‘ll be interested to hear your thoughts. 2y
Cinfhen At the moment I‘m LOVING it @squirrelbrain I‘m just really enjoying the #DarkHumor - it‘s just hitting the right notes for me!, 2y
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Cinfhen So far I‘m hooked @TrishB and I‘m glad I picked it up #RandomFind 2y
TrishB I did love the humour in this one 👍🏻 2y
Megabooks 👍🏻👍🏻 this was an interesting one. I loved the narration! 2y
Cinfhen Im almost done but my IPad ran out of battery life @TrishB @Megabooks I‘ll definitely finish it by tomorrow. Im really enjoying the audio 😎 2y
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shawnmooney
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https://youtu.be/8RmnPGLcJOw

A playlist of all episodes in the Bite-sized Book Chat series: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLU-61cZp1pQdBH5V0Zb9q-2ujl4PY8nhf

Chat #1: with Bill from Nairobi

Everyone in This Room Will Someday Be Dead by Emily R. Austin

Chat #2: with Sarah-Hope from near Santa Cruz

The Stone World by Joel Agee

shawnmooney Chat #3: with Lynnie from Ipswich, England

Sally on the Rocks by Winifred Boggs

Miss Mole by E.H. Young

Crampton Hodnet - Barbara Pym

Chat #4: with Louise from Edmonton

Cecily by Annie Garthwaite
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BekaReid
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The title instantly intrigued me. With an awkward but relatable protagonist, this novel explores serious themes of mental health and society expectations against a humourous backdrop. It shows how people can be misinterpreted simply because they don't react, feel, or show emotions the way society expects them to. (Since it was an ebook, enjoy a cute cat picture instead of book related content.)

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Branwen
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Pride Month: Day: Fourteen! 🌈

Today I'm featuring the tagged book, which is also the book featured in my adult book rec video for the week! This darkly humorous tale about an atheist lesbian who inadvertently lands a job in a church is one of my favorite reads of the year so far! ❤ #pridemonth #queerbooks #lgbtq

YA Video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMYCLMgXo5s

Adult Video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2SLW4jYOEU

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abookishbutterfly
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While the setup for this novel is a humorous one, it captures the grim reality of a person struggling with mental illness. It will not have readers cackling on the floor. It does not offer heartwarming hope. I believe, however, some will find bits and pieces of themselves inside these pages, as I did, and I hope that others will learn from this apt illustration of two paralyzing mental illnesses.

jlhammar Great review! I loved this one. A favorite from last year. 2y
abookishbutterfly @jlhammar Thank you! I‘m glad that you loved it, too. 2y
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jdiehr
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Gilda goes to a Catholic church in response to an ad for counseling.

The priest thinks she is there for a job interview and hires her on the spot.

Gilda is not Catholic. She is an atheist and a lesbian. Let the antics ensue!

The reader soon realizes that Gilda is seriously mentally ill.

My favorite part of the book is Gilda thinking about how magical things like rhinos are and how, on another planet, they'd be considered miracles.

bthegood Stacked - thanks for the review - 2y
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BeeMagical
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Book 70🎧 4.5⭐️

Loved this one! The main character is so wild yet so relatable😂

And there‘s a murder!?

Dark, comedic, insightful🖤

What happens when we die? Gilda is a lesbian who works as a secretary for Catholic Church and can‘t stop thinking about death!

jlhammar Yay! So glad you enjoyed it! One of my favorites from last year. 2y
BeeMagical @jlhammar it was so good! It will be in my top 22 of 22 for sure! I want to read more by this author! 2y
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calmaxtra
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22/52: Everyone In This Room Will Someday Be Dead

As someone who has a lot of anxiety issues, I thought this book was hilarious and relatable. Gilda shares a lot of the same intrusive thoughts I have like, “These are the same hands we will have for the rest of our lives.”

Ps. The pic i took is weird so bear with me

#litsy #litsypage #bookreccomendations #fictiob

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MidnightBookGirl
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This is such a weird, quirky book, and I really liked it. Gilda is unemployed and plagued by out of control anxiety when she stumbles into a job as a secretary for a Catholic church, where she pretends to be both Catholic and heterosexual. The older woman, Grace, who previously held her position has died, but possibly not of natural causes. Gilda also impersonates Grace in emails to one of Grace's friends in order to avoid breaking the news ⬇

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BookishTrish
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Gilda is a lesbian atheist with anxiety. So naturally when she reaches out to a local church for support she ends up with a job?!? If you‘re into the premise (I was) you‘ll be into the book. I related uncomfortably hard at times. #rhinosforever

jlhammar Such a great book! 2y
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Branwen
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#tarottakeover @ErinSueMreads

The Nine of Swords is the card of the day; all about anxiety and uncertainty. Gilda, the protagonist of the tagged book is the epitome of anxiety. She constantly has intrusive thoughts and is held back by her anxiety. This book is fantastic - darkly humorous but also poignant and emotional. It made me feel very seen. 💕📚

@DaveGreen7777 I don't know if you've already been tagged, but would you like to join in? 💕

Erinsuereads I love the juxtaposition of the darkness and the outrageously colorful cover 😂 2y
Branwen @ErinSueMreads RIGHT?! 😂🤣 This whole book is like that - moments where I was crying followed by moments where I couldn't stop laughing! Sometimes it's hard to read about anxiety when you also suffer from it, but in the case of this book, it was deeply cathartic! 💕 2y
DaveGreen7777 Awww, thanks for the tag! 😀 2y
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Erinsuereads Might be one I need to check out. I've struggled with it for a lot of years. Thanks! 2y
Erinsuereads Also hi @DaveGreen7777 😍😍😍😍 2y
DaveGreen7777 @ErinSueMreads Hi, Erin! 👋🥰🥰🥰 2y
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ElizaMarie
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Finished another of @Sharread 's #TBR in her memory. This was a cute book, it was very easy to listen to while cleaning out 2 more boxes in my office! I feel like I am almost fully unpacked! But of course I say that and a bunch sill be hiding! Yay for #AudioCleaning / #AudioOgranizing

#the52bookclub2022 49. Book with that starts with the title of my first name

#sharreadathon
@CBee @AlwaysBeenALoverOfBooks @professional_book_dragon

Alwaysbeenaloverofbooks ❤️❤️❤️ 2y
RedxoHearts I've been listening to audiobooks and spring cleaning too. It makes it seem much faster 2y
ElizaMarie @RedxoHearts It does! I am so greatful that I am not able to tolerate Audiobooks, for a while, I couldn't get into them. but now... I am doing better with it. 2y
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emmaturi
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It was an interesting read, it deals with mental health issues, family relationships and trying to find a place for yourself in the world. It was also quite funny, dark humour.

jlhammar I thought this one was great. Look forward to whatever she writes in the future! 2y
emmaturi Yes agreed, she might have something new later this year. @jlhammar 2y
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Branwen
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Happy Friday, littens! ❤📖❤ I hope everyone has a wonderfully relaxing and bookish weekend planned! I'm working tomorrow and Sunday but I'm off today, which means staying in bed with lots of tea, books, and kitty snuggles! It's so cold out today! ❄❄❄

My answer for this question is a tie between the tagged book and The Island Of Missing Trees by Elif Shafak! Both were phenomenal!

What was your favorite January read? 💕📚💕

vivastory I hope you enjoy your day off! I read so many wonderful books in January. Here are a few of my favorites: Matrix, Last House on Needless St, Nightmare Alley, Cultish, Nightbitch. 2y
jlhammar Small Pleasures by Clare Chambers, Fight Night by Miriam Toews & Oh William! by Elizabeth Strout were all 5-star reads for me. Great reading month. Love your tagged book! One of my favorites from last year. 2y
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Branwen @vivastory Thank you! It was really nice; bookish and relaxing! 😃📚 Ahhhh, I still can't get over how fantastic Matrix is! It packs such a wallop for such a short book! ❤ I really want to read Night Bitch! 2y
Branwen @CoverToCoverGirl @MaureenMc @BooksNBowls Awesome choices! 😃💕📚 @jlhammar Wasn't it so good? It really blew me away! 2y
vivastory It really does feel like an epic story. I think you'd love Nightbitch. It's smart, funny, strange. The ending is perfection. 2y
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thewallflower0707
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This is very close to what depression feels like. It was disconcerting to read my own thoughts 💭 on page 📖. There is not a lot of plot here, but it had the perfect length and I really grew close to the main character.

Rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️/5

#novel

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thewallflower0707
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My plans for the weekend 📖 🧶.

Suet624 Erdrich! ❤️ 2y
squirrelbrain I‘ve just started The Sentence this morning, on audio. 2y
Tamra Enjoy!! 2y
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Adil_khan
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. It's a Story of Gilda an anxious person who thinks herself and everyone around her dying. She is antisocial, lesbian who joins a catholic church as an employee. Later she falls in a mystery murder case of a former employee of the church
#everyoneinthisroomwillsomedaybedead #emilyaustin #death #lesbian #gender #anxiety #church #review

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Adil_khan

Emily is anxious as hell and full of dead vibes.

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LiteraryinLawrence
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Nope, not in the mood for this right now. I gave it 50 pages, but the main character‘s existential dread and panic are not where I want to be this week. I bet it‘s good, though! 🤷🏻‍♀️

Cinfhen Love this, not the book but your thoughts 😁and great quilt 🥰 2y
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HeatherBookNerd
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This is a wonderfully odd book, with a bleak humor that is right in my wheelhouse. Gilda is a ball of anxiety, depression, and existential angst, and yet she still won me over in no time. Austin‘s descriptions of Gilda‘s inner dialogue of lethargy and emotional dislocation are spot-on. You‘re just rooting for her every moment. Really loved this.

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Erin.Elizabeth10
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Definitely a pick! I found myself wanting the best for the main character, but having empathy for her and her struggles with depression and anxiety. There were multiple laugh-out-loud funny moments! It might be a little dark for some people (there is a lot of contemplating about death), but I really loved this book. And the ending is happy and redemptive, which I loved!

Megabooks I enjoyed this too! You may also like 2y
Erin.Elizabeth10 @Megabooks oooh thank you!! I will check that one out! I also heard that it‘s similar to Goodbye Vitamin. Have you read that one, and if so is it good? 2y
Megabooks Yes! I read GV when it came out in 2017 and loved it. I‘m not sure if I‘d reread it now, as the parent with dementia is hitting closer to home, but it definitely has the same vibe. 2y
Erin.Elizabeth10 @Megabooks Good to know!! Thanks!! 2y
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“There must have been an explosion.”

#currentlyreading
#firstlinefridays
@ShyBookOwl

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suvata
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Gilda, a twenty-something, atheist, animal-loving lesbian, cannot stop ruminating about death. Desperate for relief from her panicky mind and alienated from her repressive family, she responds to a flyer for free therapy at a local Catholic church, and finds herself being greeted by Father Jeff, who assumes she‘s there for a job interview. Too embarrassed to correct him, Gilda is abruptly hired to replace the recently deceased receptionist Grace.

MatchlessMarie Sounds fascinating 3y
suvata @MatchlessMarie It was very interesting and a very quick read 3y
Erinreadsthebooks I loved this one! 3y
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ElleMNOpe
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An interesting read. A journey through depression & anxiety that hits hard. A bit dark & definitely depressing. The writing is good, with an internal monologue delivery & a somewhat choppy narrative of flashbacks amidst present day. Austin evokes emotional content very well. Something of a Manic Pixie Dream Girl feel, but the underlying intent was very clear, with good messages woven into the plot. Heavily impactful & a strong thinking piece.