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All My Friends Are Dead
All My Friends Are Dead | Jory John, Avery Monsen
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If you're a dinosaur, all of your friends are dead. If you're a pirate, all of your friends have scurvy. If you're a tree, all of your friends are end tables. Each page of this laugh-out-loud illustrated humor book showcases the downside of being everything from a clown to a cassette tape to a zombie. Cute and dark all at once, this hilarious children's book for adults teaches valuable lessons about life while exploring each cartoon character's unique grievance and wide-eyed predicament. From the sock whose only friends have gone missing to the houseplant whose friends are being slowly killed by irresponsible plant owners (like you), All My Friends Are Dead presents a delightful primer for laughing at the inevitable.
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mandarchy
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After reading all my friends are dead, I recommend Beak and Ally. Both are very funny, and seriously if your friend fee-booed constantly 🙄, you might wish them dead. 😆

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yoavshai
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#BookCoverChallenge
Day 216.
Here I will note 365 books (or as many as I will have before I get tired) that have shaped my taste in literature. No explanations, no reviews. Just the cover of the book.
I do not challenge anyone. You are all welcome to take part.

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tournevis
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Remember the tv that died in late April, and that we replaced in early May (pictured above upon installation)? It's already dead too. So we pulled out the crappy 21“ backup tv out of storage and will wait for “service“. The person I spoke with was super nice and obviously in India, because it was 4:30 in the morning there when I spoke to her and her rooster was having a great ol' time!

Megabooks Oh no!! 4y
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Seekingtardis
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I need to know this! 🤣🤣🤣 #litsyhumor

Soubhiville 🤣😂🤓 5y
MommyOfTwo I don‘t know 🤣 They must be the people that actually use cleaning cloths. 5y
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Slajaunie Where do they keep their cleaning clothes? @MommyOfTwo 5y
MommyOfTwo @Slajaunie don‘t ask 😳 5y
Slajaunie 🤣🤣🤣 @MommyOfTwo 5y
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Seekingtardis
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The top reads: If you‘re having a rough day;
And boy was today rough! I‘m going to do a little of all of this this weekend, along with bed snuggles!! #sharksrule

rubyslippersreads 😊🦈 5y
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Julies_Bookshelf_Adventures
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#MayReads #MayRoundup
So happy I was able to finish 16 books this month! Can‘t wait to see what June brings.
📚💜😘

Jee_HookedOnBookz Kudos to you! 👍🏼👏 5y
StillLookingForCarmenSanDiego Fantastic! 💖📚💖 5y
LoverofLit I really enjoyed Hangman's Daughter! 5y
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HotMessJess
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I‘ll say it again for the people in the back:

RAISE READERS, Y‘ALL.

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

JennyM 💥✊ 6y
JacqMac Yes! And he‘s an adorable reader. 💕 6y
Bklover I love this pic!❤️❤️❤️ 6y
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Seekingtardis
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I am days behind after a hectic week so get ready for multi-posts!! I have so very much love for librarians!! #loveyourlibrarian #springintoreading @Alwaysbeenaloverofbooks @vkois88

Leftcoastzen 👏😂 6y
EH2018 😂 6y
WiseGirl13 True😂 6y
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tournevis
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You know how, supposedly, bad news come in threes? So, there's my medical mystery, and my dog's medical mystery.

Well, the fish died today.

Or, as my husband texted me, This year is 💩.

So I'm reading fanfic and you can't stop me.

Enjoy this cat from the internet.

cobwebmoth I'm sorry. *hugs* 6y
Djspens Hoping for better days ahead for you 😘 6y
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StillLookingForCarmenSanDiego Well it can only go up from here. 💖 6y
Crazeedi ((Hugs)) I'm right there with you, sending vibes of healing across the miles...😘 and the kitty photo is darling💖 6y
britt_brooke I‘m so sorry you‘re going through such a rough time. ((hugs)) 6y
kspenmoll Take care of yourself. Love the kitty pic. Sending you hugs.❤️ 6y
JacqMac Hugs. 💕 6y
CarolynM My son used to keep fish. I hated having to deal with the dead ones. Fan fic and cute kitten pictures are definitely called for. There are sure to be better times ahead😘 6y
rabbitprincess Oh no! I hope things look up soon (and that we finally get spring...). 6y
CouronneDhiver Oh dear. 😔 Sorry to hear it. 6y
BethM Lots of hugs. 6y
BlameJennyJane So sorry. 💗🤗💗 6y
LibrarianJen I‘m sorry 🙁. It‘s hard losing pets, even fish. 6y
Redwritinghood Ugh! Hopefully, it gets better from here. 6y
Eggs Oh no 🤦🏼‍♀️ 6y
batsy May it get better very soon 🌻 (and it will!) 6y
tournevis @Redwritinghood @eggs @batsy 🤞🤞🤞🤞 😘 6y
BookishTrish Hugs! 6y
mellissimo We also only receive bad news this year.. It must get better somewhere, right? Sending you lots of hugs 🤗 6y
tournevis @mellissimo 🥰😘🥰😘 6y
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Seekingtardis
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This is how I feel about all you wonderful people of Litsy!!!

tournevis 😘😘😘😘😘 6y
tournevis Or rather 😽😽😽😽😽 6y
Nebklvr Awww 6y
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Nebklvr Hope you are having a lovely day 6y
Alwaysbeenaloverofbooks ❤️❤️❤️ 6y
JoScho 🖤🖤🖤 6y
Dragon 😻 6y
Reggie Awwwww Lol 6y
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OrangeMooseReads
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I know this is an older book, but I‘m just getting to it. Laugh out loud. Took about 5 minutes to read. Loved it.

tjwill It‘s so funny! 6y
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Crewgurl
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My niece has this. It‘s actually hilarious. #weirdestchildrensbook #boardbookbonanza @ErinSueG @WhiskeyMistress

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Seekingtardis
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Which do you guys think is funnier? I say A, the Kid and Hubs think B. #funnywhichone

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Lreads A 😂 6y
Dragon A 🐮 6y
Ddzmini A 😝🐄🥓 6y
LauraJ A!!! 6y
RadicalReader @Seekingtardis A all the way 6y
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ConnieK
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Mehso-so

Amusing little book to read before bed. Thanks to my online state library!!

DebinHawaii A belated Welcome to Litsy! 🎉📚👍 Hope you are enjoying it here! 6y
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Seekingtardis
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So I burnt my hand Friday on the oven, it hurt but not awful bad but it‘s just gotten worse, it hurts so so bad, worse than it did when I first burnt it. Any suggestions?? #ouch #extragraceful #icantcookwithouthurtingmyself

tournevis It looks infected. You should get it looked at. 7y
CocoReads Yikes! Do you have any aloe? Burn cream? I‘d also try to leave it open to air if you can. My stuff always seems to heal faster if I can leave it uncovered when I‘m at home. 7y
MinDea Have you tried aloe vera? That should sooth the heat/tingling and also provide moisture to it... 7y
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CocoReads Also I agree with @tournevis get it looked at if you can. 7y
callielafleur Definitely get it looked at. Coconut oil shouldn't hurt, as long as you're not allergic. 7y
RaimeyGallant Doctor. No creams unless it's a burn ointment. Aloe, but read online how to do it. Cold water. 7y
laurieluna I burned myself on hot oil once, ended up having to get it looked at at A&E. They put something on it and wrapped it. I definitely recommend getting it looked at. X 7y
KrystleTheBookSlayer I seem to burn myself a lot. Aloe is good, but don't use anything with oil (that locks in heat from the burn), you can also hold it under cool water (not ice cold). 7y
monkeygirlsmama No tips, but wanted to say I hope you feel better. Ive burnt my hand on the oven more than once, and in my experience it just took time to heal. I don‘t really remember if it got worse or not though. 7y
Redwritinghood If there‘s no infection, a lidocaine cream can help with the pain. You should be able to find some at the drug store. 7y
TheBookStacker Neosporin with pain relief in it. 7y
Jess7 Ouch! Hope you feel better soon! 7y
Andrew65 Ouch 🙁, I agree I would get it checked out - burns are the worst. Hope you get some relief. 😊 7y
Dragon That looks so painful. Hope it heals quickly 💐 7y
CouronneDhiver Aloe and a sterile gauze dressing/bandage. And ibuprofen or acetaminophen. If you‘re concerned, see a doc (edited) 7y
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Seekingtardis
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This made my heart happy. Sorry for the non book post recently but I‘m still recovering from last year and just have had no drive! But everyone have a great week!! #makemondayyourbitch #punchavelociraptorinthedick

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Seekingtardis
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YOU GUYS!!!!!! This description!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 dying. #someofthehardwork #happychristmas

Mariposa_Bookworm 😳🤣🤣🤣🤣 7y
TricksyTails 😂😂😂😂 7y
TricksyTails @Clwojick I was going to comment something ridiculous to you but remembered to filter my crazy. Are you proud? 😆 7y
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jbhops Merry Christmas, baby. 😂😂 7y
Seekingtardis @TricksyTails please never filter your crazy! 🙃 7y
Seekingtardis @jbhops blahaha 😂 7y
TricksyTails 😂😂😂 Hope I don't make you regret saying that one day! 7y
Clwojick @TricksyTails I never filter my crazy, lol. Why should you? PLEASE do share 😉😉😉😉 7y
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Seekingtardis
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😂😂😂 happy Monday litsy family!! #litsyhumor

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CuriousG
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So excited for the first day of #riotgrams - this is my #shelfie (part one)! This antique cabinet sits in my living room and holds an incredible amount of books (I won't take a pic with the bottom doors open - it is stuffed so full I could barely put a single piece of paper in it if I tried.)

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Seekingtardis
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So I had to go into work today for a couple of hours to make sure everything was set for the hurricane and ready for us to get back to work when it's over. I was the only one in the office and I had all the doors locked so no one could get in. So of course I had my Spotify blasting. Well my Boss walks into my office with the new Neuro surgeon and the House GP. Just to my luck you know what song starts to SCREAM at them!? This song.

Alfoster 😂😂😂😂😂! 7y
Sace 😂 oh my! Um. So question. How do people get their bitmojis on their pics like that? 7y
Bookzombie 😂😂😂 7y
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Seekingtardis @RestlessFickleBookSlut I save the pictures from Bitmoji and use my pic collage app to put them all together. That's the only way I know how to do it. If you find out different let me know!! 7y
Alwaysbeenaloverofbooks 🤣😂🤣😂 7y
LauraBrook Hah! That stuff happens to me all the time. 7y
BookBoggart At least it wasn't like a boss or jizz in my pants! 😂 7y
Seekingtardis @LauraBrook bless your heart!! @BookBoggart and I have both in my play list!! 😂😂 7y
LauraBrook @Seekingtardis @BookBoggart Hah! I have a song called "smell your d!ck" (purchased as a joke between my friends) , and once I was driving with windows down and it came on. Was totally singing along and didn't realize what was going on until someone pulled up next to me at a light. ??‍♀️?? 7y
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Seekingtardis
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😂😂😂😂 meat.......?

CoverToCoverGirl Oh! Mystery meat.. can't be a good thing! 😳😂 7y
valeriegeary 😮 oh dear 7y
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Seekingtardis
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But what if the hardware is still crashing!?!? #zombiemode

MaleficentBookDragon ❤️💙🖤 7y
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Seekingtardis
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😂🤣😂🤣😂 I will now only answer to The Saucy Phantom of Evil!!!!

saresmoore Haha! That's a good one. 7y
drokka 😂😂😂 7y
heikemarie Omg the salty cougar of sin whatttt 7y
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Chasing_Pages Haha, The boney nymph of the stars! I'm ok with this bc I love the stars!! 7y
readordierachel These are hilarious 😂 7y
Bookzombie The Savage Nymph of the Jungle!! 😂 7y
Johanna414 The Saucy Cougar of the Jungle! 7y
Seekingtardis @saresmoore @drokka @inwhichHeikereadsharder @Chasing-Pages @ReadOrDieRachel @Bookzombie @Johanna414 GUYS!!!! My hubby is The Moldy Cougar of the Moon!! 😂😂 I'll be referring to him as Sir Moldy!! 7y
Johanna414 @Seekingtardis that's fabulous! Mine is The Weeping Fairy of the Jungle - I can't wait to tell him his new name! 7y
ChasingOm The Platinum Nymph of the Galaxy! I'll take it! 7y
Seekingtardis @Johanna414 our hubbys love us!! 7y
Seekingtardis @ChasingOm that one is amazing!!! 7y
Bookzombie @Seekingtardis 😂😂 My hubby is The Moldy Devil Dog of the Jungle! 7y
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Seekingtardis
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Hilarious! Thank you @Books_Wine_Repeat for the app!! #whattheforcast #toofunny

drokka 🤣🤣 7y
Books_Wine_Repeat You're welcome! 😂😂😂😂👍 7y
Megabooks 🤣🤣🤣 7y
monkeygirlsmama OMG that's awesome! 😜😆 7y
Echo Getting that app now 7y
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CuriousG
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Day 2 of #riotgrams #yellowcovers
These just happen to be 3 of my very favourite books - apparently yellow cover means goodness inside 💛

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Seekingtardis
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It's a ..... Sea-Rex!! Heh!!

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Bklover
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I'm taking a break from #litsypartyofone with a trip to B&N. My daughter brought me this and it's cracking me up. This guy reminds me of...well... me.

RadicalReader @Bklover what is the name of this book? 8y
Bklover @RadicalReader It really is called "All My Friends Are Dead" by Jory John. Cracked me up. Has a page with a tree that says "all my friends are end tables". Teehee. 8y
Felso That's so me!! 8y
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speljamr
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When your coworkers leave you an uplifting book on your desk.

Lesliereads Damn 8y
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Amanda.T
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I think my Kindle is kaput. RIP ⚰️💔😭

sprainedbrain Oh no!! 😱 8y
Reviewsbylola 😬😬😬 8y
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tjwill
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This book is hilarious.

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Caterina
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Read this short, funny book while standing in a shop today. It was weird and funny and morbid, and I liked it. Probably wouldn't ever buy it, but it was worth the few minutes it took to read!

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Smrloomis
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Loved this 😆 and also thought it was really weird 🤔

StacksNShelves Some friends gave me a copy for my 25th birthday! 8y
Smrloomis @StacksNShelves that sounds like a good age to read it. I thought it was a kid's book, but then I read it... 8y
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Seekingtardis
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💕😍🐙

Reviewsbylola 😂😂😂 8y
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freyaheart
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Pickpick

A super quick and funny little read. Absolutely loved it. 😂😂

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Seekingtardis
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What I think about when it's almost time to leave work and I still have hours worth of work to do! 😱❓

LauraBeth 😂😂 8y
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Seekingtardis
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #punyouverymuch

TheLondonBookworm ❤️❤️❤️ oh for the love of puns! 8y
BookishFeminist 😂😂😂😂😂 8y
BillBlume This made my teenage son visibly cringe. #Victory 8y
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Arcana Excellent! 👏👏👏😂😂😂 8y
DeborahSmall 😂😂 8y
Seekingtardis @TheLondonBookworm I do love them so! 8y
Seekingtardis @BillBlume adults for the win! 😍 8y
Kimzey 😄 8y
DragonAuthors Omg lmao 8y
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AvidReader25
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I can't think of any other book that can make me laugh as hard as this one.

Sarahreadstoomuch Loved that book! 8y
TriniCapini Really! I see it all the time at Target. Guess I need to pick it up. 8y
AvidReader25 @TriniCapini Honestly it's the silliest book, but it never fails to make me laugh. 8y
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LWagoner
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Always pull these books to the front to promote All My Friends are Dead and Avery Monsen. Always good for a chuckle😄