Library Humor: A Bibliothecal Miscellany to 1970 | 
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Good morning! Start your day with more bookish fun courtesy of Facebook and The Book Dragons. #reversereadathon
Some reorganization in the corner today...
#tbr #toomanybooks #toolittletime
Hat tip the superb @Birdsong28 ! 😁😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #LitsyHumor
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So, I'm working on replacing the Red Books display with a Green Books display. While working on the signage, I realized it was lunchtime and left for a bite to eat. When I got back, a bunch of my colleagues were laughing hysterically because 3 people came to my cubicle to ask me questions and they saw this on my monitor.
An answer was there for them. 😂👏🏻
From now on, this is my default answer 😁😇.
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Shared first by the wonderful @SaunteringVaguelyDownwards ! Thank you for sharing this, I love it 😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻! #LitsyLovesLibraries #LitsyHumor
Happy Friday, Littens.
When you go to the mall see a B&N and say “ooo I have to take a look” and your uncle says “for you to take a look we‘ll need 8 hours”!!! 😂😂😂😂🤪🤪🤪
Library Story 2:
Patron was looking for books about a psychologist, Charlie, no last name.
I find her some psychology books. No dice.
What time period, I asked. Around Freud's time. Look at more books. No dice.
What country did he practice? Europe. No dice.
Did he work with adults or kids? Kids. No dice.
(Mind, this lady's normal decibel level is loud!)
His specific study? Oral and anal fixation.
I heard a ripple of gasps through the place.
Library Story 1:
A patron calls...
Me: Hello, Reference Desk, Jason speaking.
Patron: Yes. I left something there a couple days ago.
Me: Okay. What am I looking for?
Patron: My bag of potato chips. Barbeque.
Me: *moment of stunned silence* *shake my head* Oh, that.
Patron: You have it?!
Me: Did. I ate them. I was really hungry yesterday. Sorry.
Patron: You did what?!
Me: *chuckling* Just kidding. We don't have any chips.....You want Circulation?
A little lad came up to me at the reference desk today, & looked at me & my colleague. We look back at him. "Can I ask you a question?" he asked. "Sure, kid," I replied. "Why do all the liberrians (spelled like he pronounced it ?) wear sweaters? You two have zippers." We looked at each other smiling. She knows I like to respond certain ways (it's caught on here ?). I said, "To remind folks to zip their lips." He went ??. ??? #LibraryHumor
Gotta love a good library pun!!! 😂😂😂
😂😂😂👏🏻 For all my fellow librarians, librarian wanna-be's, and library lovers 😂😂😂😂😂. I had the whole office cracking up with this one, which is good for a Monday morning 😎👌🏻. Oh, man, bibliophile humor. #LitsyLovesLibraries
