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How to Survive a Horror Movie
How to Survive a Horror Movie: All the Skills to Dodge the Kills | Seth Grahame-Smith
37 posts | 18 read | 65 to read
Teaches readers how to cope with every kind of horror movie obstacle, from ax-wielding psychopaths to haunted Japanese VHS tapes, and is full of illustrated instructions on avoiding ghosts, serial killers, haunted cars, murderous pets, telekinetic prom queens, and countless other hazards. Original.
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Blueberry
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😆😯😖😳😱😨 @Nataliepatalie works in an old abandoned mental institution!! For real!

NataliePatalie 😂😂😂 no blackouts yet! 1mo
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vivastory
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Sace Ok. I have to read this. 1mo
Tex2Flo Is the rest of the book as good as this one page? Fully intriguing, if. 1mo
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vivastory
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Hooked_on_books Maine! 😆 1mo
LeahBergen 😆😆 1mo
Aimeesue Ha! Good advice. 1mo
diovival LMAO @ upstairs, downstairs 😂 1mo
Bookish_Gal I live in the state next to Maine. I can totally agree 1mo
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kezzlou85
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So mine is Devouring Possessed Creature. What about everyone else?
#TeamSlaughter #Scareathlon @Clwojick

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vivastory
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This tongue-in-cheek guide is next on my TBR. Seth Graheme-Smith is responsible for 💯 accurate historical fiction such as Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter & Pride & Prejudice & Zombies. Great movies anytime of the year, but are especially great #HalloweenMovie
#screamathon
@4thhouseontheleft

LeahBergen This sounds good. 😆 1mo
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Skygoddess1
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I love Buzzfeed quizzes. I decided to take their one for how long I‘d make it in a horror movie, and I‘m happy to say all my horror movie watching has paid off because I would totally survive! Not only do I survive, but I‘m the hero, heck yeah! Here‘s the link if you want to play
https://www.buzzfeed.com/adamellis/how-long-would-you-survive-in-a-horror-movie
#TeamStoker #Scarathlon (1 pt for participation)

TheReadingMermaid 🧟‍♀️ 2mo
CoffeeCatsBooks Thanks for posting! I just did this and surprisingly go the hero too. 2mo
thereadingunicorn I took this and apparently I am the accused weirdo 🤦‍♀️😂 2mo
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kezzlou85
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Two books perfect for this month. Have read the survival one it's so funny and gonna use the other for movie ideas. Perfect for today's #ChillingPhotoChallenge of #horror #TeamSlaughter #Scareathlon @Clwojick

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Blueberry
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4thhouseontheleft 💜🧟‍♀️ 2mo
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Bookzombie
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I tend to do better with a little variety so these are my physical #TBR options for #screamathon . Some from my shelves and some from the library. 🧟‍♀️👻💀🎃🧛🏻‍♀️

#screamathonphotochallenge #spookyTBR

4thhouseontheleft Variety is the spice of life! 👻🧟‍♀️🎃 2mo
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Pickpick

This was such a fun read!

This book essentially makes fun of horror movies and all the cliches that come with them. For example, one of the things it says NOT to do is investigate strange things. The book explicitly states, “Investigation = mutilation” (pg. 36). Nothing good ever comes from checking something out. That‘s just asking to be murdered.
Full review: https://oddandbookish.wordpress.com/2019/09/23/review-how-to-survive-a-horror-mo...

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Velvetsun
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Finally got a new Kindle (I‘ve had my last one for 7 years). Trying to enjoy a break in the oppressive heat and read a bit on the back deck with Puppy Sable. 🐶😍

JoScho Yay! 4mo
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Blueberry
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This was actually a fun book to read.

#scarystories #Riotgrams

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Blueberry
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Both these #quickreads were good. The left fun and the right intense.

#ForColoredGirlsBookClub

CouronneDhiver Precious is an amazing book!!! 13mo
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Blueberry
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Part of the chapter "What to do when an evil vehicle wants you dead". Haha, this book is so fun to read.

readordierachel Lol! 13mo
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Maggie
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@StephBengtson thank you, thank you, thank you! I love everything! There‘s so much goodness here, I barely got it all in the frame. The books all sound amazing, the socks and mug are adorable, and how did you know I ALWAYS need bag clips? I love the Harry Potter stuff, too. I‘ll use the Dobby page clip on everything, and I can‘t wait to get cooking from the HP cookbook!
Maya says thank you, too!
#HalloweenGoesPostal #FallBookExchange

StephBengtson So glad you like!! Everyone always needs chip clips! 😉 Happy Halloween!!! 👻 🎃 🎉 2y
LeahBergen Wow!! 😍😍 2y
Avanders 🎃🎃🎃 2y
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WeeWeegieBookworm
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.... I live in a constantly overcast city. Plus my brother expressed concerns about me becoming a Satanist the other day..... 😈

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Jadams1776
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Saw Boo 2 with the family tonight and now I'm learning how to make it through a horror movie. Several people broke the Terrorverse's only commandment in that movie.

riversong153 How was it? 2y
Jadams1776 @riversong153 it was good. I laughed a lot. 2y
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I may be in a reading slump but I did finish my #audiobook! This was a perfect #halloween read for those that don't do #horror. It was funny and entertaining. Quite honestly, if it were possible to be a stuck in a horror movie, this would be a perfect guide. #audible

Kaye Isn‘t Johnny Heller a great narrator ? 2y
tracy_anne8 @Kaye He was perfect. I'm going to look for more books narrated by him. 2y
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tracy_anne8
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I don't really do horror but I wanted to get into the Halloween spirit. I think this will fit the bill perfectly. #audible #audiobook

julesG You'll know some tricks should the #ZombieApocalypse happen. 😁 2y
tracy_anne8 @julesG That is information I may need to know! 2y
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Blueberry
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This will definitely come off of my TBR list this month onto my read list.

@NataliePatalie
#SpookyOctober @Jess7
#UncannyOctober #HallowReads
@JoeStalksBeck @Tiffy_Reads

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kezzlou85
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Pickpick

This was such a funny read. It's definitely a must for any horror fan. Lots of handy tips if you're ever in a cornfield or confronted by Satan. I really enjoyed the guide to horror films in the back, it was hilarious.

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kezzlou85
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Had a brilliant birthday book haul. Just awaiting on a couple more to arrive.

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RealBooks4ever
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Panpan

Some lines made me laugh but I was offended by Grahame-Smith's objectification of women.

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RanaElizabeth
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Hey! @Tiffy_Reads Given your love of the tagged book...I'm betting you'll get a giggle out of this amazing Twitter conversation. And everybody needs more giggles, right?
https://storify.com/ChuckWendig/you-might-be-the-killer

LiteraryinLititz That is SO funny!! Thanks for sharing the link! 2y
jpmcwisemorgan Oh, this was on of the best Twitter threads ever. I think it got a little news attention too. 2y
RanaElizabeth @jpmcwisemorgan It definitely got attention! Which was amusing because Sam Sykes is just generally hilarious and is always doing stuff like this. He is totally worth a follow. 2y
jpmcwisemorgan Yes, I'm follow my him now. Bookish Twitter is actually pretty good. 2y
RanaElizabeth @jpmcwisemorgan Bookish Twitter is the best! Besides all the smarts and giggles, it's fascinating to watch authors be friends and talk to and support each other. 2y
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MaleficentBookDragon
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Pickpick

Harpy and I had a delightful time with this one. A fast read. Since I ❤️horror movies (I knew most of the references and source material) this was a lot of fun.
#24in48 #readathon

Dolly Such a pretty kitty 3y
DebinHawaii Sweet! 🐱❤️ The book looks like fun too! 📚👍 3y
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MaleficentBookDragon
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Yamich49 Oooooo this one looks good! 3y
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MidnightBookGirl
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This audiobook is hilarious and is totally reminding me of my favorite podcast, My Favorite Murder, and their tagline #StaySexyDontGetMurdered #midnightbookgirl

HotMessJess MURDERINOS, UNITE! 3y
HotMessJess Also F**k politeness. ;) 3y
CocoReads I listen to that! True Crime Garage is a good one too. 3y
megt I love that podcast!!! 3y
Whatshereadnext Yes!! Love my favourite murder! 3y
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